Predators and Prey

[ben909]

*sets up crafting table*

*estimates Sparky’s body size and shape, extending an arm and thumb*

*crafts armor*
Try this. We can melt it down in a blast furnace if I mis-estimated.

(Nope, just bee themed, lightweight, fuzzy armor. The wings actually work for brief segments of time, though. Ask @florance the fox, they made it)

We have a blast furnace... i thought it broke and we just had the normal furnace

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i did not think it was a tf thing, but (i lost were i was ...)

the frog costume we game ssaannttoo does hVe tf elements in it

 

[florance the fox]

*confusion intensifies*
Look, bees are mah meal and I was certain you were a bee. I mean... are you sure you aren't one? óÒ

You even pun like one!

Me: *glad he's not a bee and more*

 

[Arishipshape]

:0

Nu eat!

*Baps.*

*clank*

Huh, that was quieter than blows usually are. Probably the fuzz.

Sparky: *tries it on... falls over due to weight* "OOF!"

Yeeeeah you might wanna do some squats for a couple months first xD

(yep it's true but with some magic it could tf)

(*clutches anti-magic holy boomerang*)

*confusion intensifies*
Look, bees are mah meal and I was certain you were a bee. I mean... are you sure you aren't one? óÒ

Yes. I mean—
*looks down armor front*
Yeah that’s definitely Glaceon fur, not bee fuzz.

You even pun like one!

Fair... but do bees wield swords?

 

[ben909]

“If i said puppies were my food would that mean everyone would have to be ok with it to fit that logic”

 

[ssaannttoo]

*clank*

Huh, that was quieter than blows usually are. Probably the fuzz.

No meanie!

 

[Arishipshape]

No meanie!

*visible confusion*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion*

*Confusion intensifies.*

 

[Guifrog]

:0

Nu eat!

*Baps.*

You show them, froggo >:V

Fair... but do bees wield swords?

Could've mistaken it for a gigantic sting

 

[florance the fox]

Yeeeeah you might wanna do some squats for a couple months first xD

sparky! "im strong! it's just this is too much weight for me!"

 

[ben909]

Some side character uses the move confusion

 

[Arishipshape]

Could've mistaken it for a gigantic sting

I’m holding it in my hands!

sparky! "im strong! it's just this is too much weight for me!"

*shrugs* You’ll get stronger.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You show them, froggo >:V

Fanks gui! :3

 

[florance the fox]

I’m holding it in my hands!

*shrugs* You’ll get stronger.

sparky: "look i'm not supose to be wearing heavy armor i'm a speedy guy i do a quick flurry of attacks"

 

[Guifrog]

“If i said puppies were my food would that mean everyone would have to be ok with it to fit that logic”

Just the puppy natural preds I suppose! Not sure whether they exist btw

 

[ben909]

Just the puppy natural preds I suppose! Not sure whether they exist btw

“I will consider myself their ‘natural’ predator because they take up pet slots that could hold an eevee”

Also eagles and such do eat small yap dogs

 

[Arishipshape]

sparky: "look i'm not supose to be wearing heavy armor i'm a speedy guy i do a quick flurry of attacks"

*facepalms*
Then why did you ask for armor?

 

[Yakamaru]

A natural predator for puppies?

Yes, people. People are a natural predator for puppies. Puppies are cute.

 

[florance the fox]

*facepalms*
Then why did you ask for armor?

sparky: "cause i still need some protection!look at my stats!" *has low-mid defense and average hp*

 

[Arishipshape]

sparky: "cause i still need some protection!look at my stats!" *has low-mid defense and average hp*

Then try leather armor.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sparky cute

 

[florance the fox]

Then try leather armor.

sparky: "no to low and it breaks easily..."
Me: "what about chailmail armor?"

 

[Yakamaru]

wins

Wait, wrong thread..

Uh, quick! Someone distract while I start a new round of PvP!

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[florance the fox]

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[ssaannttoo]

NuUUUUuUUuuUUuUU

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[florance the fox]

NuUUUUuUUuuUUuUU

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