Predators and Prey

[ben909]

*examines the safety chart*
why is it wet?

brcause i filled it out

Handwriting is bad enough as a human in rl

 

[Arishipshape]

*examines the safety chart*
why is it wet?

*gestures to Ben*

"what?"

I was human, our eyes are about a fifth as wide as our faces. Eeveelutions... more like a third as wide.

 

[florance the fox]

*gestures to Ben*

I was human, our eyes are about a fifth as wide as our faces. Eeveelutions... more like a third as wide.

"you were human? what happened?"

 

[ben909]

"you were human? what happened?"

Me

 

[Arishipshape]

"you were human? what happened?"

Ben happened.

More specifically, he threw a water balloon loaded with Eevee TF virus at me. I tried to catch it but got a bunch on my hands. That alone wouldn’t have TFed me but I then tried to utilize brain bleach in the hopes of killing the virus. Ben replaced the brain bleach with more virus and it got directly into my head, and... the rest is history.

 

[florance the fox]

Ben happened.

More specifically, he threw a water balloon loaded with Eevee TF virus at me. I tried to catch it but got a bunch on my hands. That alone wouldn’t have TFed me but I then tried to utilize brain bleach in the hopes of killing the virus. Ben replaced the brain bleach with more virus and it got directly into my head, and... the rest is history.

"well i could tf ya back into a human if you want"

 

[GentleButter]

Ben happened.

More specifically, he threw a water balloon loaded with Eevee TF virus at me. I tried to catch it but got a bunch on my hands. That alone wouldn’t have TFed me but I then tried to utilize brain bleach in the hopes of killing the virus. Ben replaced the brain bleach with more virus and it got directly into my head, and... the rest is history.

*is sitting cross legged and wide-eyed listening to your origin story*
wooww

 

[ben909]

"well i could tf ya back into a human if you want"

probably won’t work the eevee virus changes your soul

 

[florance the fox]

probably won’t work the eevee virus changes your soul

"then how can i change back"

 

[Arishipshape]

"well i could tf ya back into a human if you want"

You know, a few weeks ago I would’ve said yes. But I finally made peace with my TF. I’m still humanoid, and ice powers are really cool.

probably won’t work the eevee virus changes your soul

Forgot about that bit...

 

[ben909]

"then how can i change back"

If i used the eevee vrius, you cannot

if tf agents were used it’s possible

The eevee vrius takes weeks to work

 

[florance the fox]

You know, a few weeks ago I would’ve said yes. But I finally made peace with my TF. I’m still humanoid, and ice powers are really cool.

"i see"

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Forgot about that bit...

"well now we know why you like it

 

[ssaannttoo]

You know, a few weeks ago I would’ve said yes. But I finally made peace with my TF. I’m still humanoid, and ice powers are really cool.

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Forgot about that bit...

*Giggles.*

Chur face so silly :3

 

[florance the fox]

If i used the eevee vrius, you cannot

which you haven't

if tf agents were used it’s possible

mhm...

The eevee vrius takes weeks to work

then how did they change so quickly"

 

[GentleButter]

Forgot about that bit...

*gestures patting your back remotely*
its ok dude. souls are overrated anyway
*sad sigh*

 

[ben909]

which you haven't

mhm...

then how did they change so quickly"

i have to use lesser tf agents because they work quickly

 

[Arishipshape]

If i used the eevee vrius, you cannot

if tf agents were used it’s possible

The eevee vrius takes weeks to work

(Me: *crushing philosophical realization*
Ben: *heart eyes reaction*)

Yeah, I probably would’ve been in for a rough TF if I didn’t accidentally expedite the process by trying to prevent it.

"well now we know why you like it

Like what? The TF?

*Giggles.*

Chur face so silly :3

*looks up “chur” in pocket dictionary*
*can’t find anything*
What??

*gestures patting your back remotely*
its ok dude. souls are overrated anyway
*sad sigh*

*smiles*
Thanks for respecting my personal space. Guess I gotta retake theology 101.
*asks Ben about Eevee gods*

 

[ben909]

*gestures patting your back remotely*
its ok dude. souls are overrated anyway
*sad sigh*

“We are working on that”

... gives no more context

 

[ssaannttoo]

*looks up “chur” in pocket dictionary*
*can’t find anything*
What??

Chu r :3

r chu!

 

[Arishipshape]

Chu r :3

*imagines a Pikachu pirate*

r chu!

Gesundheit.

 

[florance the fox]

i have to use lesser tf agents because they work quickly

i see"

Like what? The TF?

no the result of said tf

 

[GentleButter]

Chu r :3

r chu!

all aboard the chuchuwu train

 

[Arishipshape]

no the result of said tf

Ahh. Well, I can’t say I did like it. Not initially. But then I got used to it. I adapted, as humans (and I guess Eevees even more so) are famous for.

 

[ben909]

(Me: *crushing philosophical realization*
Ben: *heart eyes reaction*)

Yeah, I probably would’ve been in for a rough TF if I didn’t accidentally expedite the process by trying to prevent it.

Like what? The TF?

*looks up “chur” in pocket dictionary*
*can’t find anything*
What??

(Heart eyes were for the first part)

*smiles*
Thanks for respecting my personal space. Guess I gotta retake theology 101.
*asks Ben about Eevee gods*

“Um... ... ... ... ... ... ... <17 more ...>”

gives you book from eevee cult supporters that is the short verson after a long silence and not knowing what to give

 

[florance the fox]

Ahh. Well, I can’t say I did like it. Not initially. But then I got used to it. I adapted, as humans (and I guess Eevees even more so) are famous for.

"true...." *wonders if they should become an eevee*