Predators and Prey

[florance the fox]

*tries to empty mind*
*can’t stop thinking about how you called me an idiot*
Am not!

sparky: *smack you* "enough! don't get distracted!!"

 

[Arishipshape]

sparky: *smack you* "enough! don't get distracted!!"

*wide-eyed, open mouthed*
You just smacked me! How am I supposed to focus when you’re hitting me!?

 

[florance the fox]

*wide-eyed, open mouthed*
You just smacked me! How am I supposed to focus when you’re hitting me!?

Sparky: *shuts and tapes you mouth* "shut up and focus! avoid all distractions! dont worry about ANYTHING!"

 

[Arishipshape]

Sparky: *shuts and tapes you mouth* "shut up and focus! avoid all distractions! dont worry about ANYTHING!"

*dagger-slices the tape*
Stop touching me and maybe I’d be able to comply!

 

[ben909]

*dagger-slices the tape*
Stop touching me and maybe I’d be able to comply!

I was pretty sure you would of attacked by now

 

[florance the fox]

*dagger-slices the tape*
Stop touching me and maybe I’d be able to comply!

Sparky: "fine shut your yap and focus! then we can start"

 

[Play3r]

;w;

...
??
Its easy.

 

[Arishipshape]

I was pretty sure you would of attacked by now

I’m trying to get better about that “attack first ask question later” mentality, but Florance is pushing it.

 

[Arishipshape]

...
??
Its easy.

Not if you were human nearly your whole life! Humans can’t purr!

Sparky: "fine shut your yap and focus! then we can start"

...

 

[florance the fox]

I’m trying to get better about that “attack first ask question later” mentality, but Florance is pushing it.

( FOR THE LAST TIME IT"S SPARKY! i'm putting his name in front of when he talks!

 

[Arishipshape]

( FOR THE LAST TIME IT"S SPARKY! i'm putting his name in front of when he talks!

(Alright, chill. *rimshot*)

 

[florance the fox]

...

Me: *murrs*
sparky: "Now... calm down and think about purring and happiness and avoid ALL distractions except my voice"

 

[GentleButter]

...

*eyes shift, nervously*

 

[Arishipshape]

Me: *murrs*
sparky: "Now... calm down and think about purring and happiness and avoid ALL distractions except my voice"

*breathes slowly, tries to think about something besides righteous slaughter of the wicked—

*eyes shift, nervously*

*squints suspiciously*
You’re lookin kinda sus Len.

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Alright, chill. *rimshot*)

NO NO NO NO NO

YOU CANNOT RIM!

 

[florance the fox]

(Alright, chill. *rimshot*)

(ok now get it in your head when i do this
Sparky:
that's sparky
Me: that's me in case there's to people talking)

 

[florance the fox]

*breathes slowly, tries to think about something besides righteous slaughter of the wicked—

Sparky: "ok you're ready?"

 

[ben909]

Throws eevee virus splash potion at sparky

 

[Arishipshape]

Throws eevee virus splash potion at sparky

*tries to interpose shield*
*manages to cause the potion to explode slightly earlier, only partially dousing Sparky in potion*

*also gets soaked*
What was that?!

 

[florance the fox]

(ok now get it in your head when i do this
Sparky:
that's sparky
Me: that's me in case there's to people talking)

(*realizes i did a emoji*)

 

[ben909]

*tries to interpose shield*
*manages to cause the potion to explode slightly earlier, only partially dousing Sparky in potion*

*also gets soaked*
What was that?!

... points out me and you are the only ones that can safely handle the stuff as a distraction

 

[Arishipshape]

... points out me and you are the only ones that can safely handle the stuff as a distraction

I don’t have time for riddles—
Ohhh it’s an Eevee TF potion!
*purses lips, hopes Sparky didn’t get enough of a dose to get TFed*

 

[florance the fox]

*tries to interpose shield*

"no! i got this"
(Throws eevee virus splash potion at sparky)
*deflects it back*

*manages to cause the potion to explode slightly earlier, only partially dousing Sparky in potion*

*is already been deflected*

 

[ben909]

I don’t have time for riddles—
Ohhh it’s an Eevee TF potion!
*purses lips, hopes Sparky didn’t get enough of a dose to get TFed*

"no! i got this"
(Throws eevee virus splash potion at sparky)
*deflects it back*

*is already been deflected*

It would shatter if it was hit with something to deflect it

We will find out in a week or so

 

[florance the fox]

I don’t have time for riddles—
Ohhh it’s an Eevee TF potion!
*purses lips, hopes Sparky didn’t get enough of a dose to get TFed*

*unfortunately.... it doesn't work on other mons* "nice try ben you can soak me in it and it won't work"