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Joy Boi
*Sits in my swim suit.*
Hmm... no simps ;w;
Hmm... no simps ;w;

(We are about to be under attack)*Sits in my swim suit.*
Hmm... no simps ;w;
(Well, if you can still use your sight to navigate the real world, you can at least perceive three dimensional objects with enough clarity, so I think you can at least draw cubes and spheres and such. And if you can do basic shapes, you can do anything.)(The color is not the issue, the eye contion effects both eyes, its just massively worse in the right eye(massively) so i could see a slightly distorted picture)
aaah! where you been my queen?*Sits in my swim suit.*
Hmm... no simps ;w;
(Maybe some of the enemy wants to simp for me!)(We are about to be under attack)
Oh, a bit of this, a bit of that~aaah! where you been my queen?
(I will reply to this later)(Well, if you can still use your sight to navigate the real world, you can at least perceive three dimensional objects with enough clarity, so I think you can at least draw cubes and spheres and such. And if you can do basic shapes, you can do anything.)
(We'll be casting off in a minute)(Pretty sure that I’d be one of the worst picks you could make for ambassador but I’d be down to try xD)
*Mentions 'Bob the angry hobo.*Oh, a bit of this, a bit of that~
You know.
(mark it it will make it easier!)(I will reply to this later)
Great...*Mentions 'Bob the angry hobo.*
*puts the finishing touches on my new fortress*(We'll be casting off in a minute)
Oh I see!Oh, a bit of this, a bit of that~
You know.
Oh why thank you.Oh I see!
*hugs you caringly*
Aww thank you for your royal kiss! ♥Oh why thank you.
*Kisses your forehead.*
*still spitting water out**Sally marches round the main deck ordering the crew to cast off the lines, raise the sails, and stand by on the cannons. She takes the wheel and swings the Booty Queen round an heads for the invasion fleet. The crew have mild apprehension but feel mostly confident. On the quarter deck Hubert's leaves are quivering with anticipation.*
Sigh!*puts the finishing touches on my new fortress*
Ahhh. Good luck destroying this, Sally!
Speaking of...
*climbs turret, views port*
By Jove we’re about to start!
*leaps down, flies erratically towards the Plunder Monarach*
*misses, splashes into the ocean*
HEEEELP
*line splooshes in front of me*Sigh!
Someone throw him a line.
I'll help you ariiiiiii!!!!*still spitting water out*
WAAAAIT I CAN’T FLY WITH SOAKED WINGS
*sighs, swims towards shore*
(You can operate the Minecraft dispenser arrow turrets I set up!)(I have no idea what to do. I can't fight xD)