Play3r
Men.
*The box appears in front of you*Eep!
*Trips and falls.*

*The box appears in front of you*Eep!
*Trips and falls.*
...EEEEE
*Falls in.*
This is precisely why I divorced you in the first place.What a weird family.
*Doesn't care and goes to the fridge to grab some beers and get drunk*
*Squirms trying to escape.*...
get out of my box
but you're the box! :0...
get out of my box
*Scoffs it first.*preys on his next target: A poor chocolate bar, lying in the fridge. All by its lonesome self
scoffs the fox, but because of the size difference, only manages to nom on your ears. And he starts drooling..*Scoffs it first.*
*Gives you a bowl of kibble.*scoffs the fox, but because of the size difference, only manages to nom on your ears. And he starts drooling..
So cute :3*Gives you a bowl of kibble.*
*Gives you a bowl of kibble.*
Wel.. aren't you so cute for so much rage, yes you are, yes you are.
*Player comes out of his box*Wel.. aren't you so cute for so much rage, yes you are, yes you are.
*Squishes cheeks.*
barks angrily at, his cheeks being squished still. Flails his arms around randomlyWel.. aren't you so cute for so much rage, yes you are, yes you are.
*Squishes cheeks.*
You snooze, you lose!
Take her boat, see if she likes it...
*Gives the doggo "yummy doggo friendly choccy bar!™"*barks angrily at, his cheeks being squished still. Flails his arms around randomly
barking, drooling and nibbling stops. Ears droop a little and I stare at you in disbeliefYou snooze, you lose!
Now desist eating my ear or I'll eat your fridge.
>:3
Maybe......barking, drooling and nibbling stops. Ears droop a little and I stare at you in disbelief
..You would do that?
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Maybe......
*Sniggering pirate noises*
*Already too drunk to listen properly*This is precisely why I divorced you in the first place.