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Predators and Prey

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.
*red blur approaching*
*Glares at red blur*
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Definitely!

*Pets @Sappho's legs*


*Giggles and licks*

Hewo!
*Licks back*
Hii! :3

*Pets sappho's legs too*
 

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.
Ya know what? I’m just fantastic. I’m in a great mood. I’m really intoxicated and I have plans to play video games with friends at his place. I’m bringing soda and pizza and he’s trying to convince me that cyberpunk is redeemable
Great!!(?

That thing redeemable? Probably! but just saw a bit, so I'm unsure :3

*Tilts head smiling*
 

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
(I have probably missed more messing with my game)
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
*sighs*
Tis painful to relate the details... but I suppose if I don’t tell you, you’ll find some twisted version of the events from someone else. So I shall begin my tragic, boring, and pointless tale.

The “wedding” was not the worst day of my life. The worst day was when @florance the fox enchanted a magical dress to stick itself to me for the entire day. And I was... f...oh, never mind, the details don’t matter.

What does matter was the second worst: it began when @Guifrog drugged me and I was out of my mind. Apparently, the rest of the denizens of PvP were under the impression that I wanted to marry Guifrog, and, intoxicated as I was, I couldn’t contradict them. The “wedding” was arranged (on a ship, probably the Plunder Monarch, I can’t remember now), I was dragged down the aisle, someone else said “I do” on my behalf, and right about then my intoxication wore off and I tried to make my escape.

Most people present pig-piled on me, forced a ring on my finger, you know, the usual demeaning revelry of PvPans. But I’d learned a thing or two from my time here, and used a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION kindly provided by @metatherat to escape the crowd.

Who should I run into but @Odysseus? I’m assuming he wanted to get in on the fun, because he forced a fox TF potion down my tiny rat gullet before I could make good my escape. I fell into the sea and re-emerged as a Braixen. *shudder*

Guifrog turned into the Hulk and tried to attack me for ditching the wedding, but I managed to steal a dingy and make it back to the mainland. I then suffered temporary insanity from all the drugs and TF potions and stress, and it wasn’t until @ben909 de-toxified me that I was able to, well, get a grip on myself. A quite sordid affair.

I got my mitts on some status-removing milk shortly after (which at the time, hadn’t been retconned to not work on TFs) and things were mostly back to normal, except everyone insists me and Guifrog are married (we’re not).

Now you know. And I beg you not to bring up this traumatic time in my life.
Odysseus was also the priest!
I have messed up memories of what happened after my "yes", could be the side effects of a smorgasbord of potions that splashed at me
And the word "potion" has become such an usual part of our vocabulary and daily life, among with the product itself, I think I'm now calling it "baboon" from now on

*resumes feeding Squishy with crickets*
 

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.
There is food. And @Ravofox hasn’t managed to eat all of the chicken nuggets yet.
Great! We'll eat nuggets now

*Pulls my spoon and an imaginary fork*

Hey and my fork?
 

Foxy Emy

Polygenic DID System. Life is wild.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.

Fcomega121

In the end, we will be BFFs together still.
Prepare to die at some point in time! @W@
..Not by me. Well, maybe not at least. But that's another recurrent thing as far as my experience goes, unless you're lucky like a few
(@w@? Reall... Wait actually lenago died yesterday(or 2 days ago?) And TR was dead when I came in 3 weeks ago! :0

But that would be logical with my fursona? I mean he is half phoenix or that renaissance would work only as an age thing?)
 
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