Predators and Prey

[ben909]

And it be poisoned? Or perhaps trapped? Today is a day of evil spirits plaguing us higher beings.

No i am testing if you and ari have been body swapped

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Ice Beams your tea*
*giggles*
Tea sucks, doesn’t it? xD

*Glares at you, throwing the hard brick at your head.

YOU FIEND

 

[Lenago]

*The response is a mumbled 'It's not time for school yet!' and a resuming of the snoring.*

Aww...captain looks so calm sleeping like that...so peacefull....would really be a dick move to wake her right now...
.....
..... *yells at your ear* WAKE UP CAPTAIN A DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN JUST STOLE THE BOOTY QUEEN!!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Glares at you, throwing the hard brick at your head.

YOU FIEND

*dodges*
*scurries under the table and pops up in front of you*
Here, lemme help you with that—
*pours some coffee into your tea*
*loudly slurps coffee*

 

[ben909]

 

[ssaannttoo]

*dodges*
*scurries under the table and pops up in front of you*
Here, lemme help you with that—
*pours some coffee into your tea*
*loudly slurps coffee*

*A vien pops up on my head, then another.*

You......

*Grabs you by your throat, shaking you around violently.*

YOU RUINED MY TEAAA THIS IS UNFORGIVABLEEEEEEEE

 

[TR273]

Asks your ship crew to not let you steer the ship for a while

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!
*Runs down the the ship*
CASTS OFF! IM FLYING THIS BABY TO MEXICO!!!
*Runs over a harbour cutter, smashes through a jetty, falls over and fires all cannons in random directions. Curls up in a pickle barrel, goes back to sleep.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*A vien pops up on my head, then another.*

You......
YOU RUINED MY TEAAA THIS IS UNFORGIVABLEEEEEEEE

How dare you—
*pokes your nose indignantly*
I corrected your beverage.

Grabs you by your throat, shaking you around violently.*

*chokes*
*blushes*
*smiles*

 

[ben909]

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!
*Runs down the the ship*
CASTS OFF! IM FLYING THIS BABY TO MEXICO!!!
*Runs over a harbour cutter, smashes through a jetty, falls over and fires all cannons in random directions. Curls up in a pickle barrel, goes back to sleep.*

the coast guard pulls you over for a test before you reach international waters

 

[Foxy Emy]

*The response is a mumbled 'It's not time for school yet!' and a resuming of the snoring.*

Mom... it's time for school. Is your backpack ready?

 

[Lenago]

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!!
*Runs down the the ship*
CASTS OFF! IM FLYING THIS BABY TO MEXICO!!!
*Runs over a harbour cutter, smashes through a jetty, falls over and fires all cannons in random directions. Curls up in a pickle barrel, goes back to sleep.*

MY HOUSE!!

 

[ben909]

MY HOUSE!!

app we have not backed it up in a long time

 

[ssaannttoo]

How dare you—
*pokes your nose indignantly*
I corrected your beverage.
*chokes*
*blushes*
*smiles*

*Becomes sick.*

*Drops you, trying to hold the sick in*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Becomes sick.*

*Drops you, trying to hold the sick in*

;w;
Don’t stop!
*places your hands round my neck*
Cmon!

 

[TR273]

the coast guard pulls you over for a test before you reach international waters

*Is hiding in a barrel! Barrels don't do tests.*

Mom... it's time for school. Is your backpack ready?

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
*More snoring*

MY HOUSE!!

*Barrel-like sniggers*

 

[ssaannttoo]

;w;
Don’t stop!
*places your hands round my neck*
Cmon!

*Pukes.*

O_O

ive.. been bested by... by man-woman..

 

[ben909]

*Is hiding in a barrel! Barrels don't do tests.*

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
*More snoring*

*Barrel-like sniggers*

they find you, break the barrel with an axe and make you take a breath test

 

[Arishipshape]

*Pukes.*

Ewwwwwww

O_O

ive.. been bested by... by man-woman..

Behold, the power of the femboy! Join me, and together we can rule the PvP land as husband and waifu!

 

[Lenago]

Ewwwwwww

Behold, the power of the femboy! Join me, and together we can rule the PvP land as husband and waifu!

*stares at Ari*
.........

 

[ben909]

“ ok arieon you have had one to many guifrog licks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ewwwwwww

Behold, the power of the femboy! Join me, and together we can rule the PvP land as husband and waifu!

O-oh no t-the evil.. spirits found.. me


*Faints*

 

[Arishipshape]

“ ok arieon you have had one to many guifrog licks*

I saved Guifrog this morning! *nodnod*
And maaaaaaybe got one too many licks~

 

[TR273]

they find you, break the barrel with an axe and make you tale a breath test

*The test confirms I can breath.*

*It also confirms I am three sheets to the wind. I am fined one grot and told not to do it again.*

 

[ben909]

Tests my failed April first thing

 

[Arishipshape]

O-oh no t-the evil.. spirits found.. me


*Faints*

>:3
*nuzzles your unconscious form*
So floofy~