Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

*wakes up, I think*

*purrs*

*no, no I didn't*
*stares at pet squid, and ponders*
Y'know Squishy, he hugged me, kissed me, and purred. There's so many firsts, I highly doubt the actuality of this, and they say some of our dreams may be latent desires. Now what should I do, be happy and enjoy the dream or be scared like hell and wake up to the next day?
*Squishy blinks*
Ah, indeed. Sometimes I don't know how to wake up without an alarm clock so I guess I'm trapped
*shrugs, then tries to get on my feet*

Guys, just one question: which one of you is my husband?!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*hair trails in the wind*
*giggles*
*blows cold air on you*

*Covers your mouth, while holding onto the back of your head, prying you off of me, and holding you there by your head.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Covers your mouth, while holding onto the back of your head, prying you off of me, and holding you there by your head.*

*muffled moans*

*wakes up, I think*

*no, no I didn't*
*stares at pet squid, and ponders*
Y'know Squishy, he hugged me, kissed me, and purred. There's so many firsts, I highly doubt the actuality of this, and they say some of our dreams may be latent desires. Now what should I do, be happy and enjoy the dream or be scared like hell and wake up to the next day?
*Squishy blinks*
Ah, indeed. Sometimes I don't know how to wake up without an alarm clock so I guess I'm trapped
*shrugs, then tries to get on my feet*

Guys, just one question: which one of you is my husband?!

*points at Santo*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*wakes up, I think*

*no, no I didn't*
*stares at pet squid, and ponders*
Y'know Squishy, he hugged me, kissed me, and purred. There's so many firsts, I highly doubt the actuality of this, and they say some of our dreams may be latent desires. Now what should I do, be happy and enjoy the dream or be scared like hell and wake up to the next day?
*Squishy blinks*
Ah, indeed. Sometimes I don't know how to wake up without an alarm clock so I guess I'm trapped
*shrugs, then tries to get on my feet*

Guys, just one question: which one of you is my husband?!

*RECOILS.*

NOT ME!

*Dry heaves in honor*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*muffled moans*

Stop, no, none of that. Bad boy-girl, bad boy-girl.

*points at Santo*

No, no no, no no

 

[Fcomega121]

*wakes up, I think*

*no, no I didn't*
*stares at pet squid, and ponders*
Y'know Squishy, he hugged me, kissed me, and purred. There's so many firsts, I highly doubt the actuality of this, and they say some of our dreams may be latent desires. Now what should I do, be happy and enjoy the dream or be scared like hell and wake up to the next day?
*Squishy blinks*
Ah, indeed. Sometimes I don't know how to wake up without an alarm clock so I guess I'm trapped
*shrugs, then tries to get on my feet*

*visible comprehension*

Guys, just one question: which one of you is my husband?!

We are!
Except for the girly one I guess 3;

 

[Arishipshape]

Stop, no, none of that. Bad boy-girl, bad boy-girl.

Sounds like a superhero. “The adventures of Boy-Girl”!
*giggles*

No, no no, no no

Yes yes yes yes yes yes

 

[ssaannttoo]

Sounds like a superhero. “The adventures of Boy-Girl”!
*giggles*

Yes yes yes yes yes yes

*Glares at you*

No!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Glares at you*

No!

Yes! Don’t you remember? Guifrog had a wedding and you were a fox afterwards!
*flops on you*

 

[Fcomega121]

Sounds like a superhero. “The adventures of Boy-Girl”!
*giggles*

Ah! boy-girl adventures!
I see thou are cultured

In my paleozoic times they was called ranma½!

Yes yes yes yes yes yes

Wut wut wut wut

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yes! Don’t you remember? Guifrog had a wedding and you were a fox afterwards!
*flops on you*

O_O

NO I DONT

*pushes you off of me.*

*Looks at @Guifrog*

Oh no

*Runs*

 

[Arishipshape]

O_O

NO I DONT

*pushes you off of me.*

*Looks at @Guifrog*

Oh no

*Runs*

*pursues on all fours*
The groom is getting away!

 

[Fcomega121]

O_O

NO I DONT

*pushes you off of me.*

*Looks at @Guifrog*

Oh no

*Runs*

Hahhaha!!
Yes you are married to her!!

Don't you remember we lenago and I were the gentle-maids and lose my smocking?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*pursues on all fours*
The groom is getting away!

(This legitimately sounds like a horror movie)

OH GOD

*Flees quickly*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hahhaha!!
Yes you are married to her!!

Don't you remember we lenago and I were the gentle-maids and lose my smocking?

THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

 

[Arishipshape]

(This legitimately sounds like a horror movie)

OH GOD

*Flees quickly*

*uses Icy Wind to slow you down*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*uses Icy Wind to slow you down*

Oh no, oh no its dragging me in!

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh no, oh no its dragging me in!

*evil laughter*
*pounces*
*cuddles*

 

[Fcomega121]

(This legitimately sounds like a horror movie)

OH GOD

*Flees quickly*

(Hahaha a weird one! xD)

THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

I'mm not sure if that's sanshipshape! It sounds like aarrii!!

You know what I moon over the cow!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

*evil laughter*
*pounces*
*cuddles*

*Sobs masculinely*

No!!

*Wrestles with you, trying to get free*

 

[Guifrog]

*muffled moans*

*points at Santo*

That makes more sen-

*visible comprehension*


We are!
Except for the girly one I guess 3;

Wait, you too?!

Hahhaha!!
Yes you are married to her!!

Don't you remember we lenago and I were the gentle-maids and lose my smocking?

To who?!!
*visible confusion*
NO WAIT, WE'RE ALL MARRIED?! I ME- OKAY, NEVERMIND, It's one of my dreams anyways!
*wraps tongue at all of you into a biiiiiiiig slobbery embrace*

 

[Fcomega121]

*Sobs masculinely*

No!!

*Wrestles with you, trying to get free*

*handstands backwards in air*
(Just floating)

Why you wrestle the cute coffee candy?

myoooom!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sobs masculinely*

No!!

*Wrestles with you, trying to get free*

*clings tightly*

wraps tongue at all of you into a biiiiiiiig slobbery embrace*

Yaaaaay! Tinglies!
*bathes in Gui tongue*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*handstands backwards in air*
(Just floating)

Why you wrestle the cute coffee candy?

myoooom!

NoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[ssaannttoo]

*clings tightly*

Yaaaaay! Tinglies!
*bathes in Gui tongue*

*Stands up, dragging you along with me.*

Honey.. get me a crowbar..