Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

No, they’re an affront to gender-traditionalism!

Nahhh, they have cute voices, cute faces, cute as..*coff coff* i mean...cute stuff

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Femboy hooters...
Femboy hooters...
FEMBOY HOOTERS!

 

[Lenago]

Femboy hooters...
Femboy hooters...
FEMBOY HOOTERS!

See? He gets it

 

[Arishipshape]

Nahhh, they have cute voices, cute faces, cute as..*coff coff* i mean...cute stuff

No, their voices are weird, their faces are weird, and their “stuff” is probably weird too.

See? He gets it

I don’t!

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

See? He gets it

Of course, I’m a man of refined taste. Plus me and the boys always go to femboy hooters on a Friday.

 

[Arishipshape]

Of course, I’m a man of refined taste. Plus me and the boys always go to femboy hooters on a Friday.

I’m fairly certain I’ve intuited what a “femboy” is at this point, but what the heck’s a hooter? An owl?

 

[Lenago]

No, their voices are weird, their faces are weird, and their “stuff” is probably weird too.

They are cute
You are cute
So you a cute femboy

 

[Arishipshape]

They are cute
You are cute
So you a cute femboy

That’s horrible logic. What if I said “Oranges are orange, you are orange, ergo you are an orange orange”?
And they’re not cute. And I’m even LESS cute!

 

[Lenago]

That’s horrible logic. What if I said “Oranges are orange, you are orange, ergo you are an orange orange”?
And they’re not cute. And I’m even LESS cute!

I think oranges are cute....

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I’m fairly certain I’ve intuited what a “femboy” is at this point, but what the heck’s a hooter? An owl?

I’ll put it simple.
It’s like a bar or restaurant even, but all the waiters are femboys.
It’s a brand, don’t worry Greedy boy knows.

They are cute
You are cute
So you a cute femboy

Nah, cute doesn’t mean femboy.
But femboys are cute.
But they do seem to look like a femboy, I think I recall seeming them at the femboy hooters?

 

[Arishipshape]

I think oranges are cute....

Okay, some oranges are cute, but the point is your logic is flawed! Bad premises, bad computation, just bad!

I’ll put it simple.
It’s like a bar or restaurant even, but all the waiters are femboys.
It’s a brand, don’t worry Greedy boy knows.

Sounds traumatizing. Thank you for informing me.

 

[Lenago]

Okay, some oranges are cute, but the point is your logic is flawed! Bad premises, bad computation, just bad!

Does not change the fact you are cute, and when you get stuck in a dress...Aww~~

 

[Arishipshape]

Does not change the fact you are cute, and when you get stuck in a dress...Aww~~

No, it does! It proves that “fact” was never fact!
AND WHY IS STICKING ME IN A DRESS APPEALING!?

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

Sounds traumatizing. Thank you for informing me.

It was. My boyfriend found us.

When he started blessing his hammer I knew to run.

 

[Lenago]

No, it does! It proves that “fact” was never fact!
AND WHY IS STICKING ME IN A DRESS APPEALING!?

You look cute in them

 

[Arishipshape]

You look cute in them

I DO NOT
I look awful, as dresses are designed for females and I am not one! It’d be like, like using an umbrella on a sunny day! It just doesn’t make sense!

 

[Lenago]

I DO NOT
I look awful, as dresses are designed for females and I am not one! It’d be like, like using an umbrella on a sunny day! It just doesn’t make sense!

You look sexy in a dress

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I DO NOT
I look awful, as dresses are designed for females and I am not one! It’d be like, like using an umbrella on a sunny day! It just doesn’t make sense!

What you mean?
You never heard of vampires or humans?
Vampires die in sun and humans... humans are weird.

 

[Arishipshape]

What you mean?
You never heard of vampires or humans?
Vampires die in sun and humans... humans are weird.

I’ve heard of vampires. The female ones wear dresses, but I’m not sure how this proves me wrong?

And humans are NOT weird! I would know.

You look sexy in a dress

*splutters*

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

I’ve heard of vampires. The female ones wear dresses, but I’m not sure how this proves me wrong?
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And humans are NOT weird! I would know.

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*splutters*

It means there are exceptions to the rule, like you apparently.

 

[Arishipshape]

It means there are exceptions to the rule, like you apparently.

*thinks*
Fair enough, there are exceptions to most rules. But I’m not an exception here. I’m a perfectly bog-standard male who doesn’t like dresses, nor looks at all good in them.

 

[Lenago]

*thinks*
Fair enough, there are exceptions to most rules. But I’m not an exception here. I’m a perfectly bog-standard male who doesn’t like dresses, nor looks at all good in them.

You do look good in them

 

[Arishipshape]

You do look good in them

O_O
I’d love to don a dress to prove you wrong, but that would require donning a dress. *shudder* You’ll just have to trust me. Dresses, by their very design, are not meant for me!

 

[Lenago]

O_O
I’d love to don a dress to prove you wrong, but that would require donning a dress. *shudder* You’ll just have to trust me. Dresses, by their very design, are not meant for me!

*takes out a dress from my top hat*
You can try and prove me wrong now~

 

[Arishipshape]

*takes out a dress from my top hat*
You can try and prove me wrong now~

O_O
*is visibly tempted*
*only my love of being right could possibly compete with my fear of femininity*
*purses lips*
Eeeeeehh no, that dress is probably cursed. It came from your hat, after all. It’ll TF me or something!