Predators and Prey

[ben909]

Your mom is just static.

shows you typed stories that were made today but all match

 

[ben909]

I don't even know if yesterday was yesterday or the day before!

Squishy knows

 

[Arishipshape]

shows you typed stories that were made today but all match

Okay... you could’ve typed all these yourself.

 

[ben909]

Okay... you could’ve typed all these yourself.

Only one has typos

 

[ssaannttoo]

Yeeeeees?

I will...

Nom you so hard you will wish you never existed.

 

[Arishipshape]

Only one has typos

Okay, so you and Lenago type them then. This proves nothing.

I will...

Nom you so hard you will wish you never existed.

O_O
Good luck with that, I’m at least 3 times your size.

 

[ben909]

Okay, so you and Lenago type them then. This proves nothing.

O_O
Good luck with that, I’m at least 3 times your size.

shows you squishy paper as well

 

[Arishipshape]

shows you squishy paper as well

...Squids can type?

 

[ben909]

...Squids can type?

squishy types with tentacles

 

[Arishipshape]

squishy types with tentacles

Fair enough. And it’s impressive that you trained a squid to type. But what does this prove?

 

[ben909]

Fair enough. And it’s impressive that you trained a squid to type. But what does this prove?

we all point to the same wvents

 

[Arishipshape]

we all point to the same wvents

Okay, so you and a squid tell me that something happened yesterday. Honestly, I find myself to be more trustworthy than you two. Soooo... no.

 

[ssaannttoo]

O_O
Good luck with that, I’m at least 3 times your size.

*Slobbers*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Slobbers*

*avoids slobber*
I will be sending you the dry cleaning bill if you get any of that on my clothes.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*avoids slobber*
I will be sending you the dry cleaning bill if you get any of that on my clothes.

Findom me harder~

 

[Arishipshape]

Findom me harder~

*visible confusion*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visible confusion*

*Giggles*

 

[ben909]

Okay, so you and a squid tell me that something happened yesterday. Honestly, I find myself to be more trustworthy than you two. Soooo... no.

Lenago also backed up my story

 

[Guifrog]

Okay, so you and a squid tell me that something happened yesterday. Honestly, I find myself to be more trustworthy than you two. Soooo... no.

*Squishy gets mad, unleashes black ink at you, and says @#HJSN@YGM@UYB@UN!!!*
:x It seems he now understands other languages or something, I dunno what gives I swear

 

[Arishipshape]

Lenago also backed up my story

Lenago’s also not the most trustworthy fox around.
@ssaannttoo, do you remember any of this insanity Ben claims happened yesterday?

*Squishy gets mad, unleashes black ink at you, and says @#HJSN@YGM@UYB@UN!!!*
:x It seems he now understands other languages or something, I dunno what gives I swear

*splut*
...
*hands you the dry cleaning bill instead*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Lenago’s also not the most trustworthy fox around.
@ssaannttoo, do you remember any of this insanity Ben claims happened yesterday?

*Shakes head no*

 

[ben909]

Lenago’s also not the most trustworthy fox around.
@ssaannttoo, do you remember any of this insanity Ben claims happened yesterday?

*splut*
...
*hands you the dry cleaning bill instead*

does not pay your bill

 

[Arishipshape]

*Shakes head no*

See, @ben909? Your April Fool’s prank failed, you forgot to let Santo in on the joke! Hahaha! Nice try, but gaslighting isn’t particularly effective on me if I’m not insane.

 

[Guifrog]

Lenago’s also not the most trustworthy fox around.
@ssaannttoo, do you remember any of this insanity Ben claims happened yesterday?

*splut*
...
*hands you the dry cleaning bill instead*

Ask Lenago, he can pull off money from his hat

 

[Arishipshape]

Ask Lenago, he can pull off money from his hat

You did this, you fix it!