Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

You did this, you fix it!

*crosses arms* It was Squishy, and you offended him, and we're not paying >:V

 

[Arishipshape]

*crosses arms* It was Squishy, and you offended him, and we're not paying >:V

Oh, so if someone gets offended, they get to retaliate physically? Gosh, seems like every time I do that everyone gets mad at me for some reason.

 

[ssaannttoo]

See, @ben909? Your April Fool’s prank failed, you forgot to let Santo in on the joke! Hahaha! Nice try, but gaslighting isn’t particularly effective on me if I’m not insane.

*Gasp*

I ruined the joke ;w;

Im so sowwy ben

 

[ben909]

*Gasp*

I ruined the joke ;w;

Im so sowwy ben

according to all 3 stories you were body swapped as well

See, @ben909? Your April Fool’s prank failed, you forgot to let Santo in on the joke! Hahaha! Nice try, but gaslighting isn’t particularly effective on me if I’m not insane.

“I have electric lights”

And, what did you do
Yesterday then

 

[ssaannttoo]

according to all 3 stories you were body swapped as well

Whaa?

*Tilts head*

 

[Arishipshape]

according to all 3 stories you were body swapped as well

Please. I think Santo would remember if he was body swapped,

“I have electric lights”

*laughs*

And, what did you do
Yesterday then

Lessee, I got up, tilled my fields, rebuilt some damaged parts of my fortress, got trolled by you guys (as per the norm)... pretty normal day. Why?

 

[ben909]

Whaa?

*Tilts head*

Do you remember what happened yesterday

 

[Guifrog]

Oh, so if someone gets offended, they get to retaliate physically? Gosh, seems like every time I do that everyone gets mad at me for some reason.

Squishy never offended you before! *stick tongues out*

 

[ben909]

Please. I think Santo would remember if he was body swapped,

*laughs*

Lessee, I got up, tilled my fields, rebuilt some damaged parts of my fortress, got trolled by you guys (as per the norm)... pretty normal day. Why?

Shows fields that were not tilled and fortress dammage that was not repaired

 

[Arishipshape]

Squishy never offended you before! *stick tongues out*

*facepalms*
*asks Ben to spray the ink off and prays it didn’t imbibe my vest too deeply*

 

[Arishipshape]

Shows fields that were not tilled and fortress dammage that was not repaired

Well yeah, I can’t till the entire field in a day. I built them pretty big.
*sees fortress damage*
O_O
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

 

[ssaannttoo]

Do you remember what happened yesterday

*Stops and thinks*

....


....

no?

 

[ben909]

*facepalms*
*asks Ben to spray the ink off and prays it didn’t imbibe my vest too deeply*

“but the black clothing looks stealthy “

 

[Arishipshape]

“but the black clothing looks stealthy “

What use have I, an honorable Knight, for stealth?

 

[ben909]

Well yeah, I can’t till the entire field in a day. I built them pretty big.
*sees fortress damage*
O_O
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN

Tells when it happened, it was in the past, but was not fixed yesterday

 

[ben909]

What use have I, an honorable Knight, for stealth?

not getting shoot by snipers

 

[Arishipshape]

Tells when it happened, it was in the past, but was not fixed yesterday

Hmm. That cannonball from TR273’s ship must’ve ricocheted off a wall and impacted a second spot. Consarn it!

not getting shoot by snipers

Armor!
I guess modern bullets wouldn’t be stopped by mere iron, but I’ve heard of some really cool developments in unobtainium armor back on the mainland.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wiggles and pounces on @Guifrog*

 

[ben909]

Hmm. That cannonball from TR273’s ship must’ve ricocheted off a wall and impacted a second spot. Consarn it!

Armor!
I guess modern bullets wouldn’t be stopped by mere iron, but I’ve heard of some really cool developments in unobtainium armor back on the mainland.

Tells you the other disturbing yesterday news, the cannon ball was fired bt the bounty qeeen , a ship that looks a lot like trs ship, but is not

 

[Guifrog]

*Wiggles and pounces on @Guifrog*

Weeee!! *catches flying eevee*
Have you been a good boi? Wiggy wiggly waggle woy? *utters in semi-gibberish like most people do with pups*

 

[Arishipshape]

Tells you the other disturbing yesterday news, the cannon ball was fired bt the bounty qeeen , a ship that looks a lot like trs ship, but is not

Well that is concerning...
*places an order for cannons to install in the fortress walls*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Weeee!! *catches flying eevee*
Have you been a good boi? Wiggy wiggly waggle woy? *utters in semi-gibberish like most people do with pups*

*Giggles and gives ya a big smooch*

L-lo.. ove ya.. oh queeasy all of a sudden..

 

[Guifrog]

*Giggles and gives ya a big smooch*

L-lo.. ove ya.. oh queeasy all of a sudden..

Awwww *smooches back*
Squid, say hi!
*Squishy hides behind me*
Wait, no, say "hi"! "@#@&!" Get it?!
*remains hidden*
ó_o

 

[ben909]

Finds the one pice of evidence that cannot be destroyed by yesterday from yesterday

you get one guess to destroy it only

 

[ssaannttoo]

Awwww *smooches back*
Squid, say hi!
*Squishy hides behind me*
Wait, no, say "hi"! "@#@&!" Get it?!
*remains hidden*
ó_o

*Eyes go funny, going in and out of focus*

you're so.. fuzzy