Guifrog
Blue frog
*crosses arms* It was Squishy, and you offended him, and we're not paying >:VYou did this, you fix it!

*crosses arms* It was Squishy, and you offended him, and we're not paying >:VYou did this, you fix it!
Oh, so if someone gets offended, they get to retaliate physically? Gosh, seems like every time I do that everyone gets mad at me for some reason.*crosses arms* It was Squishy, and you offended him, and we're not paying >:V
*Gasp*See, @ben909? Your April Fool’s prank failed, you forgot to let Santo in on the joke! Hahaha! Nice try, but gaslighting isn’t particularly effective on me if I’m not insane.
*Gasp*
I ruined the joke ;w;
Im so sowwy ben
See, @ben909? Your April Fool’s prank failed, you forgot to let Santo in on the joke! Hahaha! Nice try, but gaslighting isn’t particularly effective on me if I’m not insane.
Whaa?according to all 3 stories you were body swapped as well
Please. I think Santo would remember if he was body swapped,according to all 3 stories you were body swapped as well
*laughs*“I have electric lights”
Lessee, I got up, tilled my fields, rebuilt some damaged parts of my fortress, got trolled by you guys (as per the norm)... pretty normal day. Why?And, what did you do
Yesterday then
Do you remember what happened yesterdayWhaa?
*Tilts head*
Squishy never offended you before! *stick tongues out*Oh, so if someone gets offended, they get to retaliate physically? Gosh, seems like every time I do that everyone gets mad at me for some reason.
Shows fields that were not tilled and fortress dammage that was not repairedPlease. I think Santo would remember if he was body swapped,
*laughs*
Lessee, I got up, tilled my fields, rebuilt some damaged parts of my fortress, got trolled by you guys (as per the norm)... pretty normal day. Why?
*facepalms*Squishy never offended you before! *stick tongues out*
Well yeah, I can’t till the entire field in a day. I built them pretty big.Shows fields that were not tilled and fortress dammage that was not repaired
*Stops and thinks*Do you remember what happened yesterday
*facepalms*
*asks Ben to spray the ink off and prays it didn’t imbibe my vest too deeply*
What use have I, an honorable Knight, for stealth?“but the black clothing looks stealthy “
Tells when it happened, it was in the past, but was not fixed yesterdayWell yeah, I can’t till the entire field in a day. I built them pretty big.
*sees fortress damage*
O_O
WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN
What use have I, an honorable Knight, for stealth?
Hmm. That cannonball from TR273’s ship must’ve ricocheted off a wall and impacted a second spot. Consarn it!Tells when it happened, it was in the past, but was not fixed yesterday
Armor!not getting shoot by snipers
Tells you the other disturbing yesterday news, the cannon ball was fired bt the bounty qeeen , a ship that looks a lot like trs ship, but is notHmm. That cannonball from TR273’s ship must’ve ricocheted off a wall and impacted a second spot. Consarn it!
Armor!
I guess modern bullets wouldn’t be stopped by mere iron, but I’ve heard of some really cool developments in unobtainium armor back on the mainland.
Well that is concerning...Tells you the other disturbing yesterday news, the cannon ball was fired bt the bounty qeeen , a ship that looks a lot like trs ship, but is not
*Giggles and gives ya a big smooch*Weeee!! *catches flying eevee*
Have you been a good boi? Wiggy wiggly waggle woy? *utters in semi-gibberish like most people do with pups*
Awwww *smooches back**Giggles and gives ya a big smooch*
L-lo.. ove ya.. oh queeasy all of a sudden..
*Eyes go funny, going in and out of focus*Awwww *smooches back*
Squid, say hi!
*Squishy hides behind me*
Wait, no, say "hi"! "@#@&!" Get it?!
*remains hidden*
ó_o