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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Lenago 2: what? so much stuff happens to you...ya get naked, have a dress, turn into a cute femboy seel
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The indignity of that aside, yes, you saw me in a dress already!! No pressure to do it again!
AND I WASN’T CUTE OR FEM
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
“You are just static”
Gives everyone a typewriter and tells them to seperatly type out what happened yesterday
*Chisels my version of what happened yesterday into the stones of @Arishipshape 's fortress.*
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Do I want to know why there are two of you?
Lenago 1: im present Lenago, he is Lenago from a week ago

Do you really think she’d be objective? She’s too polite and kind to say something like “wow, you look awful in that dress”. Ben’s less sympathetic towards sentient life, he could do it.
Lenago 2: still say TR is good to give her opinion
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Oh, so property damage without recompense is okay in your book? Noted.
Well since I didn't engrave the story of your body swap deep enough in the stone to cause any decent quality stone to disintegrate you must have used sub standard stones. So why should I pay for you poor choices?
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Well since I didn't engrave the story of your body swap deep enough in the stone to cause any decent quality stone to disintegrate you must have used sub standard stones. So why should I pay for you poor choices?
You chiseled it: it then disintegrated. It’s fair to assume there’s some sort of causal link between those two events, making you responsible. If I build a crappy house and you destroy it, you still owe me a crappy house.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Lenago 1: im present Lenago, he is Lenago from a week ago


Lenago 2: still say TR is good to give her opinion
Fair!
Well, you’re wrong, so there. I’m not wearing a dress!
In my opinion you aren't wearing a dress.
But you should try it, some of the most manly warriors in history wore battle skirts.
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Would you really have the heart to insult someone’s dress?
In my opinion you aren't wearing a dress.
*visible confusion*
*wonders if that was in question*
But you should try it, some of the most manly warriors in history wore battle skirts.
Battle skirts and dresses are very different things. For instance, nobody would mistake a battle skirt for cute. Or feminine. And if they do constitute “dress” under some definition, then I don’t count that.
And I’d still rather not, they’re too close to dresses and I have a bit of a bad history with those. Not skirts’ fault.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
You chiseled it: it then disintegrated. It’s fair to assume there’s some sort of causal link between those two events, making you responsible. If I build a crappy house and you destroy it, you still owe me a crappy house.
Fine!
*Leaves*


*Returns several hours later, leading a supply train of carts loaded with big blocks of stone and accompanied by one seedy looking fellow in an artisan's apron.*
Ok this is...
Man : Phil!
Phil, master builder to the nobility.*
He's going to build your replacement fortress.
*Phil starts taking measurements.*

*Maybe...
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Fine!
*Leaves*


*Returns several hours later, leading a supply train of carts loaded with big blocks of stone and accompanied by one seedy looking fellow in an artisan's apron.*
Ok this is...
Man : Phil!
Phil, master builder to the nobility.*
He's going to build your replacement fortress.
*Phil starts taking measurements.*

*Maybe...
O_O
What, no, I don’t want a new fortress, I just want that hole sealed up!
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
O_O
What, no, I don’t want a new fortress, I just want that hole sealed up!
Phil!
Just patch the hole!
*Phil nods then clears the remaining rubble, measures the hole then returns to the carts and lifts a particularly large stone with ease.*
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Phil!
Just patch the hole!
*Phil nods then clears the remaining rubble, measures the hole then returns to the carts and lifts a particularly large stone with ease.*
*is slightly off put by Phil’s strength*
*watches him with trepidation*
 
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