Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*ants crawl away, leaving me in undergarments (with some belts in weird locations)*
*I hide in some nearby bushes*
*I hide in some nearby bushes*

I hope they look like my legs xDI guess
I can let you borrow one of mine!*Shouts up*
If you were wearing a skirt you'd be fine!
THEY WOULDN’T BE TROUBLE IF YOU DIDN”T KEEP RELEASING PANTS EATING CREATURESThis is why i dont use pants..nothing but trouble
>:3*gets idea*
Swimsuits don’t count—
*leaps out of tower into moat*
*dashes to nearest merchant cart*
Quick! I need a male swimsuit! No, not that one, too revealing—ewww, is that a—AAAAAA*
*ants swarm over me*
*almost gives you the finger*
There would not be any creatures like that, if pants were not a thingTHEY WOULDN’T BE TROUBLE IF YOU DIDN”T KEEP RELEASING PANTS EATING CREATURES
O_O>:3
Hehe!
*Runs after you*
COME HERE ARIKINS!
*gives you the finger*There would not be any creatures like that, if pants were not a thing
hahahaha~!!!!O_O
*runs (exceedingly embarrassed (but what’s new?))*
*gives you the finger*
COME ON I AM INEVITABLE!O_O
*runs (exceedingly embarrassed (but what’s new?))*
Ohhh and i get the finger huh?O_O
*runs (exceedingly embarrassed (but what’s new?))*
*gives you the finger*
HOW IS THIS HELPINGOhhh and i get the finger huh?
I try to help around and as thanks i get the finger...really nice
*turns around, uses Icy Wind*COME ON I AM INEVITABLE!
YOU ARE THE EEVEE-MAN!COME ON I AM INEVITABLE!
Im helping SantoHOW IS THIS HELPING
*turns around, uses Icy Wind*
Dodges quickly, keeping on running**turns around, uses Icy Wind*
AAAAAAAA!!*
Dodges quickly, keeping on running*
>:3
HELPING SANTO IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE ME PISSEDIm helping Santo
*grabs nearby merchant cart full of cabbages, throws it in your path**
Dodges quickly, keeping on running*
>:3
Geezz complain complain complain...HELPING SANTO IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE ME PISSED
*hurried* Maybe if you did something nice for me once in a while I’d thank you. Do you still have that dress?Geezz complain complain complain...
Never a "thank you Lenago"...
AAAAAA CABAGEEEEESSS*grabs nearby merchant cart full of cabbages, throws it in your path*
*the poor cabbage merchant screams, and I make a mental note to repay him later*
the man: AAAAAAH!! my cabbages!!!HELPING SANTO IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE ME PISSED
*grabs nearby merchant cart full of cabbages, throws it in your path*
*the poor cabbage merchant screams, and I make a mental note to repay him later*
*throws you the dress**hurried* Maybe if you did something nice for me once in a while I’d thank you. Do you still have that dress?
*abruptly stops, changes direction*AAAAAA CABAGEEEEESSS
*Runs up, going through your legs and bapping*
>:3
*ties dress round my midsection**throws you the dress*
Here...ya hard the please pokemon ...
*whispers to you**throws you the dress*
Here...ya hard the please pokemon ...
Ok need my help? i think i know how to solve this*abruptly stops, changes direction*
*starts running back towards fortress moat*
*ties dress round my midsection*
There, not wearing it, still provides some protection.
*resumes flight*
*looks quite ridiculous*