Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

I'm actually quite picky about who's intimates I touch.

You’re also picky about who you hug. You haven’t tried to hug me so I haven’t had an issue with where your hands have been.
Besides, there’s nothing stopping you from being intimate with those select few quite often.

*waves my hands showing you they have gloves*

Surely they come off in the bedroom?

Reasons

*suspicion intensifies*
If we were married I’d be worried right now.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*waves my hands showing you they have gloves*

Take offda glove

 

[Lenago]

Surely they come off in the bedroom?

No.

 

[Lenago]

Take offda glove

Nu

 

[Arishipshape]

No.

O_O
Oooooookay.
Then at least I wouldn’t want to touch your gloves.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Nu

>:I

 

[Lenago]

O_O
Oooooookay.
Then at least I wouldn’t want to touch your gloves.

I wash them!

 

[Arishipshape]

I wash them!

I’d assumed you wash your hands too. It’s not a sanitation issue!

 

[Lenago]

I’d assumed you wash your hands too. It’s not a sanitation issue!

Then what is it?

 

[ben909]

Washes the gloves with uv light

 

[Arishipshape]

Then what is it?

I don’t want to touch gloves or hands that also touched... you know...

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

Where is my basket?

 

[ben909]

Where is my basket?

its hidden

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

its hidden

But where?

 

[ben909]

Baskets may or may not contain contents that have to be moved to discord

 

[Guifrog]

I don’t want to touch gloves or hands that also touched... you know...

How do you pee? Or do you?

 

[Lenago]

I don’t want to touch gloves or hands that also touched... you know...

*stares at you*
......pervert....

 

[Arishipshape]

How do you pee? Or do you?

It’s more the intent of the touch!!

*stares at you*
......pervert....

Oh, I’M the pervert for NOT wanting that. Yeah. Makes sense.

 

[ben909]

But where?

it ruins hiding it if you are told

 

[ssaannttoo]

I don’t want to touch gloves or hands that also touched... you know...

OwO

~w~

OwO

 

[Lenago]

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It’s more the intent of the touch!!

Oh, I’M the pervert for NOT wanting that. Yeah. Makes sense.

You the one talking about me touching my doodle

 

[Arishipshape]

You the one talking about me touching my doodle

No, you can touch your doodle all you please, it’s others’—never mind! Just don’t touch me!!

 

[ben909]

No, you can touch your doodle all you please, it’s others’—never mind! Just don’t touch me!!

a pair of disembodied hands appear

 

[Arishipshape]

a pair of disembodied hands appear

*chucks holy boomerang at them*

 

[ben909]

*chucks holy boomerang at them*

they evade it(both times) and then give you the finger