
mentions a few days agoOwO
Da what?
Haiiii :3Hehe, Heya Meta ^w^
How ya been ratto?
Haiiii, Ben :3the summonings worked...
yay
I haven't run afoul of any international law! There was merely a minor dispute over ridiculous rumors concerning child labor practices and some supposed millions in back taxes they claim I owe. It's all a bureaucratic misunderstanding, nothing that can't be cleaned up with the help of my army of lawyers.*as you open the door of your escape zeppelin's pantry, I fall out*
Oop. Oh, hai. It's meh, Meta! :3
Fancy meeting you here, in the pantry of your zeppelin. Sooo, I see you have run afowl of the international law. If you bribe meh with food, I'll transform you into a rat and get you a Rat River Junction citizenship :3
(haii, fellowfurs! It's meh, Meta! the rat! *meta-phorical rat dance*)
(Thats good ^w^)Haiiii :3
I have been doing splendidly :3
I have been traveling PvP Land on a scavenging binge! :3
(irl I have been on a MMORPG binge lately. They shut down Twin Saga and Eden Eternal, and I played them both a ton before they went offline) :3
*presses X*I haven't run afoul of any international law! There was merely a minor dispute over ridiculous rumors concerning child labor practices and some supposed back taxes they claim I own. It's all a bureaucratic misunderstanding, nothing that can't be cleaned up with the help of my army of lawyers.
*rat fingerguns*(Thats good ^w^)
Yeeeeeee
*Does a happy dance*
Glad you've been traveling!
OwO*rat fingerguns*
It's amazing what people just leave lying around in their pantries or kitchen cupboards :3
*nodnod* Very smart. The predators can't drive you out of a home when you don't have one. Abandoned basement lowpaw! *abandoned basement lowpaw*OwO
I dont have a home ^w^
I live off of my simps
We predators actually can drive you out of a home if you don't have one, just a little spray and you will end up running away, and no matter where you go, you will smell like skunk all the same!The predators can't drive you out of a home when you don't have one.
Where is @Arishipshape, anyway. I want to transform him into a rat again :3
*visibly questions logic*We predators actually can drive you out of a home if you don't have one, just a little spray and you will end up running away, and no matter where you go, you will smell like skunk all the same!![]()
maybe if we call him @Arishipshape!Where is @Arishipshape, anyway. I want to transform him into a rat again :3
*Sits on you and @ssaannttoo and lets rip a very skunky one**visibly questions logic*
Also hai, @Pygmepatl! *boop* :3
Oh..no*Sits on you and @ssaannttoo and lets rip a very skunky one*
There! Enjoy my greeting and the skunk smell!
Hahaha!
Take that for questioning us predators! Hahahaha!Oh..no
*Faints*
*Twitches*Take that for questioning us predators! Hahahaha!
*Laughs on the ground*
*drinks the EMERGENCY RESTORE NATURAL RATTY SCENT POTION**Sits on you and @ssaannttoo and lets rip a very skunky one*
There! Enjoy my greeting and the skunk smell!
Hahaha!
Oh, I already knew this, I've had my spies on you for a long time, and they're very small.*drinks the EMERGENCY RESTORE NATURAL RATTY SCENT POTION*
I brewed an entire vat of this stuff after.... well, everything that has lead up to this point![]()
*Giggles and pours some dark sugarless coffee into your mouth**Twitches*
*this expression*:Oh, I already knew this, I've had my spies on you for a long time, and they're very small.
Still, it is always fun seeing the little prey twitch and retch before they can do anything, like you a few seconds ago, hehehe!
*Chokes**Giggles and pours some dark sugarless coffee into your mouth*
There, I think that can revive you!
*Puts you onto your belly so you don't keep choking and walks away whistling**Chokes*