Izzy4895
Diaper Fox
*Izzy ships Burger Fox breakfast biscuits and mini-pancackes so the hotel has plenty of breakfast food.*
Predators and Prey
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metatherat
Really ratty rat
*The quality and large portion sizes (especially to a rat) of the motel breakfast results in many positive reviews on many online review sites, resulting in vastly increased popularity of the RAT VACATION PACKAGE* :3
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
*Visits the RAT VACATION place and realizes there's only a couple of local rats eating in the motel breakfast. Then visits the review sites about the RAT VACATION PACKAGE and notices all the reviews are from bots with crappy names and profile pictures out of TFDE*
Yes, exactly what I expected, a scam. Very ratty!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
ah, TFDE: "This Fursona DOES Exist"! Indeed, very accurate and fitting a name for a database containing pictures of the actual 100% real fursons that have made the many reviews *nodnod*
Izzy4895
Diaper Fox
Really? I saw quite a few orange rats with black paws there. And that doesn’t mean that a bunch of mischievous foxes bought the RAT VACATION package.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
The promotional "family pack" offer seems to have been very popular around Vulpine ValleyReally? I saw quite a few orange rats with black paws there. And that doesn’t mean that a bunch of mischievous foxes bought the RAT VACATION package.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
*Looks further into the profiles of the reviewers of the RAT VACATION PACKAGE with movie hacking skills and finds code indicating that all of them come from a domain called "This Fursona Doesn't Exist" which explains the distorted pictures*ah, TFDE: "This Fursona DOES Exist"! Indeed, very accurate and fitting a name for a database containing pictures of the actual 100% real fursons that have made the many reviews *nodnod*
Indeed, it's a
Only a rat could be behind this lazy work, and it's you!
Izzy4895
Diaper Fox
A scam? That would be BOD FOX’s new cryptocurrency, PonziCoin, not the RAT VACATION package.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Meh! I am not in the slightest connected to this tourism campaign launched by the Rat River Junction Tourism Bureau! Sure, I may have supplied them with some RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, but that's all, that's all! *waves foreleg dismissively*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*the Rat River Junction Tourism Bureau senses opportunity, and starts offering PonziCoin as a RAT VACATION PACKAGE payment option, with a special "We Wuv Crypto" promotion sale*
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
That doesn't matter, the Rat River Junction Tourism Bureau and its vacational packages are a SCAM!
But hey, at I least it is something one would consider as very ratty, so gotta give props for that!
Wait, so I uncovered two shady corrupt businesses going on, huh! I knew those hacking skills would come in handy one day!
*Closes terminal with just htop open and feels like a hackerman*
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*starts chewing the props*That doesn't matter, the Rat River Junction Tourism Bureau and its vacational packages are a SCAM!
But hey, at I least it is something one would consider as very ratty, so gotta give props for that!
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Good rat, keep chewing the props while the Skunk Hollow Police Department cracks down some possible corrupt businesses that could affect the economy of PvP Land.
Plus, I've heard the motel has some ticks and fleas problems, so perhaps I'll send some skunks to fumigate the entire place.
Izzy4895
Diaper Fox
I heard that @Pygmepatl and @Simo were nominated for a Grinning Fox award (for outstanding acts of mischief) after they announced the launch of “SkunkCoin” and then invited potential get-rich-quick-schemers to see the “Spraychain” technology. The “Spraychain” involved the schemers getting sprayed over a nonexistent cryptocurrency.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Those anthro ticks and fleas are paying customers! :OGood rat, keep chewing the props while the Skunk Hollow Police Department cracks down some possible corrupt businesses that could affect the economy of PvP Land.
Plus, I've heard the motel has some ticks and fleas problems, so perhaps I'll send some skunks to fumigate the entire place.
Hahaha
Those scheming skunks! Totally different from us nice innocent ratties :3
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
The anthro ticks and fleas are fine, we are respectful towards those.
Yeah, that'll teach those... those evil schemers! *Sticks tongue out*
Hey, sometimes you gotta beat mischief with mischief.Hahaha
Those scheming skunks! Totally different from us nice innocent ratties :3
We skunks still remain innocent for doing these favors to the world, hehehe!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*presses X to doubt*
*from a distance, using a special REMOTE X-PRESSING DRONE*
Play3r
Men.
I sense a war.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
*Presses C to cancel your doubts, which activates a drone with a suction cup that lifts the X button and unpresses it*
I'm such a genius!
Play3r
Men.
I can neither confirm or deny that statement...*Presses C to cancel your doubts, which activates a drone with a suction cup that lifts the X button and unpresses it*
I'm such a genius!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
If there is a war, it won't be started by us nice happy tiny innocent ratties, I am sure :3
Wait a minute!! "C"! There is no "C" button!! :O*Presses C to cancel your doubts, which activates a drone with a suction cup that lifts the X button and unpresses it*
I'm such a genius!
Play3r
Men.
NANI!?
