Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Uh-? No... But I have potatoes! *Loads the gun*

Uh, you can just give meh the potatoes directly, no need for the gun. Or put the potatoes into @lenago's pantry, I will eat them from there later. :3

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Uh, you can just give meh the potatoes directly, no need for the gun. Or put the potatoes into @lenago's pantry, I will eat them from there later. :3

There will always be a need for the almighty potato gun. To say otherwise is an act of treason! *Begins firing potatoes in all directions*

 

[Lenago]

Uh, you can just give meh the potatoes directly, no need for the gun. Or put the potatoes into @lenago's pantry, I will eat them from there later. :3

Get out of my pantry!!

 

[Lenago]

There will always be a need for the almighty potato gun. To say otherwise is an act of treason! *Begins firing potatoes in all directions*

House destroid by potatos...
* chalks that "house disastre" from my list*
Sigh.....

 

[Alyx_0_0]

House destroid by potatoes...
* chalks that "house disastre" from my lust*
Sigh.....

I am inevitable... MWAHAHAHAAHA

 

[Lenago]

I am inevitable... MWAHAHAHAAHA

And so is the fact that i can't have my house free from destruction....

 

[metatherat]

There will always be a need for the almighty potato gun. To say otherwise is an act of treason! *Begins firing potatoes in all directions*

*takes cover in @lenago's pantry*
Looks like mashed potatoes are back on the menu! *licks muzzle*

Get out of my pantry!!

No! There's a potato storm out there! :O

 

[Alyx_0_0]

And so is the fact that i can't have my house free from destruction....

Correct! *Aims the potato gun at your house, still firing*

 

[Lenago]

*takes cover in @lenago's pantry*
Looks like mashed potatoes are back on the menu! *licks muzzle*

Hey! If you gona stay in my pantry at least pay a rent!!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wait, who's Ger?

 

[Fcomega121]

Thanks! I try to make myself welcoming to other people!

Aww UwU
That's good!!

*takes cover in @lenago's pantry*
Looks like mashed potatoes are back on the menu! *licks muzzle*

No! There's a potato storm out there! :O

OwO

Potatooouch~!!!

*Faints from a potato hit on my head*

 

[Fcomega121]

Wait, who's Ger?

Ger?

German das ist?
Entchuldigong ich bin Konfused!

:3

 

[Lenago]

Correct! *Aims the potato gun at your house, still firing*

*watches my house's destruction and takes out my phone making a call*

Hello? Joes bed and breakfast hotel?.....yes it Lenago again....

 

[metatherat]

Hey! If you gona stay in my pantry at least pay a rent!!

I'll pay you by keeping the place free of vermin (except myself, and any company I might invite over). The vermin (well, other vermin) won't come here if I eat all the food, see? Pretty smart *nodnod*

 

[Guifrog]

Correct! *Aims the potato gun at your house, still firing*

*strikes back a bunch with my racket*

 

[metatherat]

Correct! *Aims the potato gun at your house, still firing*

*watches my house's destruction and takes out my phone making a call*

Hello? Joes bed and breakfast hotel?.....yes it Lenago again....

*watches the walls get demolished by a hail of potatoes*
*bolts, scurries into safety*
*the roof collapses on the remaining foodstuffs*
See? All that food would have gone to waste if we scavenger types were not around to eat it. *nodnod*

 

[Lenago]

I'll pay you by keeping the place free of vermin (except myself, and any company I might invite over). The vermin (well, other vermin) won't come here if I eat all the food, see? Pretty smart *nodnod*

Forget it! I already have problems with people eating my stuff as it is!

 

[ssaannttoo]

I wuv you guys :3

 

[Alyx_0_0]

Sorry, I gtg for a bit. But I'll be back! *Puts the potato gun away in my special dimension made specifically for storing the potato gun*
{The dimension is just some bs i made up so nobody else could mess with my potato gun lol}

 

[Lenago]

Yelp....at least i still have my kitchen sink........
.......
.......nope a potato is clogging it....

 

[Guifrog]

Oh no D:
I arrived too late.. but at least I think I avoided uh, more destruction

 

[Fcomega121]

I wuv you guys :3

UwU

<3

I wuv you tooo!!

x3

 

[metatherat]

Yelp....at least i still have my kitchen sink........
.......
.......nope a potato is clogging it....

Hmm. A problem with sewage access and excess food. If only there was someone around who could help with that.... like a roommate, or a rodent that is allowed to live in your pantry :3

 

[Lenago]

Hmm. A problem with sewage access and excess food. If only there was someone around who could help with that.... like a roommate, or a rodent that is allowed to live in your pantry :3

*sighs and sits down crossing arms*

Ugggg....fine!...its not like i have a house intact anyway....

 

[metatherat]

*sighs and sits down crossing arms*

Ugggg....fine!...its not like i have a house intact anyway....

Yaayy!
Meta the rat threw a PANTRY!! PANTRY EVERYWHERE!! POTION. Immediately, everything around him began to change and turn into a maze of delicious smelling food!