Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

Forget the door! The rolls are my lunch tomorrow!!
Someone open my hat

Or turn off my oven!!

*currently translating a game on my notebook, sitting by the tree, annoyed with the noises*
I NEED TO CONCENTRATE HERE G... Oh, someone locked the hat inside?

*stands up, approaches you, and boops your nose*

Never forget the confetti door, pal!

 

[Lenago]

*currently translating a game on my notebook, sitting by the tree, annoyed with the noises*
I NEED TO CONCENTRATE HERE G... Oh, someone locked the hat inside?

*stands up, approaches you, and boops your nose*

Never forget the confetti door, pal!

*jumps out with the confetti, shaking my head and looking at you*

H-how did you boop me is i was inside and you outside...you a wizard or something?

*adds wizard to the list*

 

[Guifrog]

*jumps out with the confetti, shaking my head and looking at you*

H-how did you boop me is i was inside and you outside...you a wizard or something?

*adds wizard to the list*

*tilts head* You're still high from the lick aren't ya, I was here all the time... twas the quietest place to do my work but then you two came in and AAAA, OOOO, KABOOM!!

(just noticed the "from inside my hat" post lol)

 

[Lenago]

*tilts head* You're still high from the lick aren't ya, I was here all the time... twas the quietest place to do my work but then you two came in and AAAA, OOOO, KABOOM!!

(just noticed the "from inside my hat" post lol)

(Oh it happens buddy hahaha)

....ohhh thanks! Good thing you were....inside..my........what are you doing inside my hat without paying any rent??

 

[Guifrog]

(Oh it happens buddy hahaha)

....ohhh thanks! Good thing you were....inside..my........what are you doing inside my hat without paying any rent??

It's just so comfy in there... The trees make for a great place to hang hammocks and drinking fruit punch

*sniff sniff* By the way, something doesn't smell good, and I'm not talking about @Pygmepatl... What was that about the oven again?

 

[Lenago]

It's just so comfy in there... The trees make for a great place to hang hammocks and drinking fruit punch

*sniff sniff* By the way, something doesn't smell good, and I'm not talking about @Pygmepatl... What was that about the oven again?

Well you...*sniff sniff*
MY EGG ROLLS!! *runs off back home*

 

[Guifrog]

Well you...*sniff sniff*
MY EGG ROLLS!! *runs off back home*

Hehe, I'm afraid your house will be gone from the inside this time...
...
NOOOOO I'M SUPPOSED TO DEFEND IT *rushes towards it as well*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*sniff sniff* By the way, something doesn't smell good, and I'm not talking about @Pygmepatl...

Hey, you should know that I actually smell like flowers!

But no one tells you to get near my butt!

 

[Lenago]

Hehe, I'm afraid your house will be gone from the inside this time...
...
NOOOOO I'M SUPPOSED TO DEFEND IT *rushes towards it as well*

*as we rush to my house we both get stuck on the door together*

.....dude......really?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*as we rush to my house we both get stuck on the door together*

*Gets the oil*

 

[Lenago]

*Gets the oil*

Please hurry my eggrolls will become coalrolls at this rate...

 

[Pygmepatl]

Please hurry my eggrolls will become coalrolls at this rate...

Oh wait, there are eggrolls in the oven?!

Gonna get you unstuck later, I'll see you once I finish them!

*Rushes to the oven to get the eggrolls and leaves the bottle of oil on the ground*

 

[Lenago]

Oh wait, there are eggrolls in the oven?!

Gonna get you unstuck later, I'll see you once I finish them!

*Rushes to the oven to get the eggrolls and leave the bottle of oil on the ground*

.....oh dang nabbit!!

 

[Guifrog]

*as we rush to my house we both get stuck on the door together*

.....dude......really?

*while we're cheek to cheek* Ehhhh well... I'm a frog. Sometimes I stick to walls, but this is a first. Hold on, I have an idea, kinda violent but still...

*breathes in very deeply, gushes water gun at the house, getting everything wet and flying away with the launch pressure* GERONIMOOOooooooo

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Hears water rushing through and immediately gets inside the fridge with the whole tray of eggrolls*

 

[Lenago]

*while we're cheek to cheek* Ehhhh well... I'm a frog. Sometimes I stick to walls, but this is a first. Hold on, I have an idea, kinda violent but still...

*breathes in very deeply, gushes water gun at the house, getting everything wet and flying away with the launch pressure* GERONIMOOOooooooo

*flys off as well falling right in my flooded living room, i lay on the floor tapping my fingers on the ground with a annoyed expression on my face*

 

[Guifrog]

Hey, you should know that I actually smell like flowers!

But no one tells you to get near my butt!

(which one, the corpse flower?)

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Opens the fridge after the flood has passed and comes out with a half eaten tray of eggrolls*

The... *BURP*... Hell was that!!!

Oh, and thank you for the eggrolls! I still left some for ya'll!

 

[Guifrog]

*flys off as well falling right in my flooded living room, i lay on the floor tapping my fingers on the ground with a annoyed expression on my face*

*appears again after falling somewhere in the distance, bringing your hat and carefully putting it on your head, giving it a few pats*

Hehehe... well, the house is safe, right, sweetie? The oven could have started a fire, y'know

 

[Lenago]

*Opens the fridge after the flood has passed and comes out with a half eaten tray of eggrolls*

The... *BURP*... Hell was that!!!

Oh, and thank you for the eggrolls! I still left some for ya'll!

*stares at you*
....yeah know...i remember someone here saying that skunks are quite a tasty dish
*slowly gets up and takes out a frying pan*

Forget about the egg rolls....TOMORROW ILL MAKE SKUNK SOUP!!

 

[Guifrog]

*Opens the fridge after the flood has passed and comes out with a half eaten tray of eggrolls*

The... *BURP*... Hell was that!!!

Oh, and thank you for the eggrolls! I still left some for ya'll!

Oooooh thank you, you're the best sk.......

*stares at you*
....yeah know...i remember someone here saying that skunks are quite a tasty dish
*slowly gets up and takes out a frying pan*

Forget about the egg rolls....TOMORROW ILL MAKE SKUNK SOUP!!

......*shuts my own mouth, sneaks behind the sofa*

 

[Pygmepatl]

(which one, the corpse flower?)

I smell like some other nice smelling flowers!!!

Although, admittedly, the corpse flower is actually composed of many tiny flowers at the base of it!

 

[Lenago]

Oooooh thank you, you're the best sk.......

......*shuts my own mouth, sneaks behind the sofa*

*looks back at you, eyes glowing red*
Maybe a side dish of frog legs to make it a hearty lunch

 

[Pygmepatl]

*stares at you*
....yeah know...i remember someone here saying that skunks are quite a tasty dish
*slowly gets up and takes out a frying pan*

Forget about the egg rolls....TOMORROW ILL MAKE SKUNK SOUP!!

HA! To make skunk soup you first have to catch the skunk!

*Mocks you with my tongue out and wiggles my butt in front of you*

 

[Lenago]

HA! To make skunk soup you first have to catch the skunk!

*Mocks you with my tongue out and wiggles my butt in front of you*

*puts a gas mask and starts running after you*