TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Yes!Oh im sure you are having fun in this forest...*stares*
Because I love forests, and there is no way this was my fault.
*Hugs a tree*

Yes!Oh im sure you are having fun in this forest...*stares*
Perfect!MMmMphmmMPphhpmhmhphm
*attempts to spit the hose away*
* bites my bowtie*Yes!
Because I love forests, and there is no way this was my fault.
*Hugs a tree*
MMMMMM-Hehe dont worry we will get you fixed quick quick
*turns on the valve*
*Casts a meaningful look at your Top Hat** bites my bowtie*
Ohhh just rub it in
MMMMMM-
*is filled with overwhelming amounts of coffee and my body goes from blue to completely black, from feet to head, in a few seconds*
*gets to distracted,glarring at TR**Casts a meaningful look at your Top Hat*
*starts inflating like a balloon with elephantiasis, inflicting pressure on the ropes and eventually ripping them apart, with the hose dangerously trapped into my mouth**gets to distracted,glarring at TR*
I know that look pal! My hat is not to blame here! It was Metas potions
*is dripping wet with coffee and blinks my eyes**starts inflating like a balloon with elephantiasis, inflicting pressure on the ropes and eventually ripping them apart, with the hose dangerously trapped into my mouth*
*stares at everyone, then the skies, and then the reader*
....
*launches everything in a gargantuan coffee gush, painting everything black while being sent to orbit, somehow making it rain bitter black droplets afterwards*
*Takes cover behind a convenient tree**starts inflating like a balloon with elephantiasis, inflicting pressure on the ropes and eventually ripping them apart, with the hose dangerously trapped into my mouth*
*stares at everyone, then the skies, and then the reader*
....
*launches everything in a gargantuan coffee gush, painting everything black while being sent to orbit, somehow making it rain bitter black droplets afterwards*
*starez back to your post**starts inflating like a balloon with elephantiasis, inflicting pressure on the ropes and eventually ripping them apart, with the hose dangerously trapped into my mouth*
*stares at everyone, then the skies, and then the reader*
....
*launches everything in a gargantuan coffee gush, painting everything black while being sent to orbit, somehow making it rain bitter black droplets afterwards*
*brakes instantly before colliding with ben*sets an auto round start device for if the new person comes back(the one who asked about rounds)
(HA! your icon! Nice!)*superspeeds through*
*and through*
*and through*
*brakes instantly before colliding with ben*
*coffee guns at you*(HA! your icon! Nice!)
*notices ben's auto round device**laughs in wolf* -1
(haha I know right?(HA! your icon! Nice!)
Aackkk!!*coffee guns at you*
Thanks! Be happy I didn't explode though!
Hey pal! This forest is still part of my house, hope ya have some rent*Pops a post up, then ties a hammock between two of the new trees and dozes off for a while.*
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sir, aren't you addicted to top hats... I'm addicted to caramel LOL i eat it with like everything i can, caramel milkshake, caramel smoothie, caramel filled candy like milk duds, caramel on popcorn, chewy caramel, soft caramel, hard caramel, ALL THE CARAMEL IS FOR ME!!!!!!!! also im addicted to being stoopid.... or maybe that's just me-Aackkk!!
How ungratefull...i helped you with your addiction
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Why is that, I just figured you liked coffee too! That's how I can retributeAackkk!!
How ungratefull...i helped you with your addiction
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Heavy snoringHey pal! This forest is still part of my house, hope ya have some rent
*spits out coffee* yuck it has a blueberry after taste...Why is that, I just figured you liked coffee too! That's how I can retribute
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OI!Heavy snoring
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Sir!i only have 1 top hat thank you very muchsir, aren't you addicted to top hats... I'm addicted to caramel LOL i eat it with like everything i can, caramel milkshake, caramel smoothie, caramel filled candy like milk duds, caramel on popcorn, chewy caramel, soft caramel, hard caramel, ALL THE CARAMEL IS FOR ME!!!!!!!! also im addicted to being stoopid.... or maybe that's just me-