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Predators and Prey

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KibaTheWolf

Guest
Hol' up *ahem* CASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDRA !
A wooord~

*summons epic birb*
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This boi can make u the best grilled chicks u can find in all parallel universes
not better than boone's fish 0wo
 

Maur

Drunken drunk
Hol' up *ahem* CASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDRA !
A wooord~

*summons epic birb*
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This boi can make u the best grilled chicks u can find in all parallel universes
Well, waddaya waiting for? Take me to the Eden of Grilled Chicken! Let me lap up the wisdom required to make the perfect grilled chicken.
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
not better than boone's fish 0wo
Boi
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As the (new) fishy emperor of this empire there ain't no fish better than in my ABYSSAL KITCHEN
With today's special edition, TUNA SAUCE
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Well, waddaya waiting for? Take me to the Eden of Grilled Chicken! Let me lap up the wisdom required to make the perfect grilled chicken.
Great One, hear these pleas of a pathetic mortal: I offer thee my soul in exchange for the knowledge of how to make the best grilled chicken?
First, equip your lightning-based magic (or if you don't have it, contact your local blacksmith @PC Master Race for a lightning-enchanted weapon)
Next, DEEP FRY THE CHICK AT HIGH VOLTAGE UNTIL THE POWER PLANT EXPLODES
When it's done, add some salt and pepper on the surface
Best served with MOTHER OF ALL OMMLETTES, but remember that you CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGS
 

Maur

Drunken drunk
First, equip your lightning-based magic (or if you don't have it, contact your local blacksmith @PC Master Race for a lightning-enchanted weapon)
Next, DEEP FRY THE CHICK AT HIGH VOLTAGE UNTIL THE POWER PLANT EXPLODES
When it's done, add some salt and pepper on the surface
Best served with MOTHER OF ALL OMMLETTES, but remember that you CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGS

Instructions unclear. I ate a wolf.

I really am the entire effen' bakery.
 
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KibaTheWolf

Guest
Ohh puns now will just FLY by hahahah ok ok, im done for the day
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*inhales* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Yeah right xD
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Instructions unclear. I ate a wolf.

I really am the entire effen' bakery.
You just went ahead with my idiot sandwich joke eh ?
Guess what, ye not even a bakery for failing this !
You're the entire goddamn factory
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Of course I did!
And now I bear the honorary title of being the stupidest mortal in the history of stupid mortals.
I can hear my ancestors facepalm at my idiocy. This is the happiest day of my life.
My ancestors are judging you, mortal
Can you say the same ?
*famous last words before banishment to the shadow realm*
 
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