Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

Holy halloumi, your house is the Florida Man of buildings!

There was one time my friend Metarat turned it into a forest...he was trying to help...but i had to spend all night cutting wood to rebuild the dang thing

 

[PC Master Race]

Hard to find a house that can stand being:
Crushed
Blown up
Shot into space
Flooded
Caught in a tornado and thrown to a top of a montain
Deleted from reality
Shot by missiles
Fall off a cliff...

just stuff it in your hat
big brain move right there

 

[Maur]

hey, it's critical information not meant to be revealed in public so easily !
a decent FISH-NAGA-BIRD-BOAR emperor such as myself would know how to hide it from public until way too late a more appropriate time, like a true politician !

Oh, yeah? Which other moderately important information are you sitting on?
Where is Area 51? Is the Loch Ness monster real? Does Bigfoot exist? Where did the remote to my TV go?

 

[Lenago]

just stuff it in your hat
big brain move right there

Ya crazy? With this things bad luck i would probably be hit by a meteor on the first day!

 

[PC Master Race]

Where is Area 51?

in your backyard

Is the Loch Ness monster real?

yesn't

Does Bigfoot exist?

yesn't

Where did the remote to my TV go?

taken for further researches

 

[PC Master Race]

Ya crazy? With this things bad luck i would probably be hit by a meteor on the first day!

I'm sure your infinite-space hat can take on all the bad luck there is, AND THEN SOME

 

[TR273]

*pops in*

 

[Lenago]

I'm sure your infinite-space hat can take on all the bad luck there is, AND THEN SOME

It can..but I can't. I don't wana die ya know

 

[Maur]

There was one time my friend Metarat turned it into a forest...he was trying to help...but i had to spend all night cutting wood to rebuild the dang thing

Dang. Well, if you ever find yourself having to chop a crud-ton of wood, just call 1-800-PAUL-BUNYAN.

 

[PC Master Race]

It can..but I can't. I don't wana die ya know

death is only temporary
HAT HOUSE IS ETERNAL
- hat fox, probably

 

[Lenago]

death is only temporary
HAT HOUSE IS ETERNAL
- hat fox, probably

From the times it go wrecked its hard to even call the house temporary, more like quick passing

 

[Maur]

death is only temporary
HAT HOUSE IS ETERNAL
- hat fox, probably

Why does HAT HOUSE make me think of a subgenre of house music where everyone in the club wears a silly hat asjdhgjsahdj

 

[PC Master Race]

From the times it go wrecked its hard to even call the house temporary, more like quick passing

... alright, I got a better idea
why not keep the threats away from your house ? get 'em distracted with something more appealing than your house ?
a CAT for example

 

[Lenago]

Why does HAT HOUSE made me think of a subgenre of house music where everyone in the club wears a silly hat asjdhgjsahdj

(To give a ideia of what my house looks like)

 

[Lenago]

... alright, I got a better idea
why not keep the threats away from your house ? get 'em distracted with something more appealing than your house ?
a CAT for example

Hummm....not a bad plan, i guess i can give it a fair sho-

*stares at you and gets triggered*

 

[Lenago]

(Minecraft version)

 

[Maur]

... alright, I got a better idea
why not keep the threats away from your house ? get 'em distracted with something more appealing than your house ?
a CAT for example

Hummm....not a bad plan, i guess i can give it a fair sho-

*stares at you and gets triggered*

I gotcha!

 

[PC Master Race]

Hummm....not a bad plan, i guess i can give it a fair sho-

*stares at you and gets triggered*

 

[Lenago]

Listen here ya gold plated barracuda
Im on to your gag! Ya better watch i Mr King of fish sticks!

 

[PC Master Race]

Listen here ya gold plated barracuda
Im on to your gag! Ya better watch i Mr King of fish sticks!

and what ya gonna do about it ?
YIP AND PURR UNTIL IT'S DONE ?

 

[Maur]

I consulted the wisest men in the universe and together we figured out a way to keep your house from getting destroyed!

BEHOLD!

 

[Lenago]

and what ya gonna do about it ?
YIP AND PURR UNTIL IT'S DONE ?

How about i turn you to sushi ya Royal seaweed tender!

 

[Lenago]

I consulted the wisest men in the universe and together we figured out a way to keep your house from getting destroyed!

BEHOLD!

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Well at least the sign is sturdy

 

[PC Master Race]

How about i turn you to sushi ya Royal seaweed tender!

Ye welcome to try, ye swaggering staggering thread-ball lover !

 

[Maur]

Well at least the sign is sturdy

Here. Put it in your front yard.

Bonus: Property value +400%

EDIT: Detail buff