Sairn
Sairn the Majestic
*Bows before the queen*INDEED!!! BWAHAHAHA!

*Bows before the queen*INDEED!!! BWAHAHAHA!
-Gives scritches and belly rubs-*Bows before the queen*
it shatters and opens when hit with the umbrella-Deflects it with the use of a conveniently placed umbrella!- Nice try!
-Spins the umbrella around and showers you with the potion.-it shatters and opens when hit with the umbrella
*Purrs in contentment*-Gives scritches and belly rubs-
-Gives MOAR petting!-*Purrs in contentment*
This is why you're a good leader :3
*Headbutts the hand gently for moar pets*
*Purring intensifies, causing a rumble through the floor*-Gives MOAR petting!-
aaaaa but i am supposed to be a guy...-Spins the umbrella around and showers you with the potion.-
That's what they keep telling me! HA! But hey! We can totally get pedicures together!aaaaa but i am supposed to be a guy...
commands the beevee legions that could of been yours-Spins the umbrella around and showers you with the potion.-
-Offers them Honey, dental and free healthcare.-commands the beevee legions that could of been yours
they listen to beevee only...-Offers them Honey, dental and free healthcare.-
*Strawberry punches you*Aaaaaaagh!!! Too much pawsitivity!!!! Stahp!!!![]()
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Hahaha that's a good punch gui!!Ohh no problem, allow me to counterbalance!
*rubs hands*
...hehe...
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AAAAA!!
YAAAAY!!!Always trust the innocent skunk noises!
Always!
Oooooh my!! They are tear proof? :0*Taro sighed, taking the curtain rod off of the wall, replacing the curtains with brand new, pretty, tear-proof curtains. She then hung them back up, fluffing them so they look lovely.* There! Much better!
Awww sweet!I'd also like to back this up; I no longer cage him unless I have to run errands inside that require lots of chemicals. I don't particularly like exposing myself, nor my pets, to toxic chemicals, so I'll usually take them with me when I leave the house for the few hours to air out.
*you feel a blade at your throat**smells way too good*
*reaches for burger*
can i haz mauzburger?
*Slinks away**you feel a blade at your throat*
you touch my food and you die.
hmph.*Slinks away*
*Goes to nap in the tree*
Oh hell yeah. *she takes a swig of her rum*We're drinking now?
*She pulled out a variety of alcohol, most of which is low percentage and diet-friendly*
heh. here's a bottleNow you're talking my language tiem for some fun :3
*Takes big swig to get caught up*heh. here's a bottle
*hands you another bottle, taking another long drink of hers*.