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Predators and Prey

Jackpot Raccuki

Fucking Racon
eeh, it's helpful at times... when it wants to be and it can fight, so I'm useful in a battle, although I knew how to fight already.
He prob ugly as well. You see, handsome demons don't take hosts, obviously they prefer to be seen. UwU

And of course he's prob weak hiding in a now cod with buffed hands.
WHAAAAA????


Fine. I get it.

*whips out a corn cob pipe, packs a bowl of Virginia flake, and starts puffing*
*Lights up a Cigar and smokes*
 
M

Maverick.

Guest
Sorry @Maverick. beat you too it. You must fight to earn my high five >:3
Or both do it at the same time, I’m not picky
*flips you off*
Oh. I see. Good thing cobs are cheap.

*whips out a grape flavoured cigar and lights it up*
*destroys that one too*
He prob ugly as well. You see, handsome demons don't take hosts, obviously they prefer to be seen. UwU
{Listen. I just don't prefer to be seen, I'm not ugly.}
 

Sairn

Sairn the Majestic
*jumps onto a nearby chair*

*it creaks momentarily, and breaks underneath*

Oh yeah.. I'm still metal - woops, guess I can't help but break stuff still.

*watches from the debris of the chair*
 

Jackpot Raccuki

Fucking Racon
{Listen. I just don't prefer to be seen, I'm not ugly.}
Yeah, that's what Lust said, before turning into their normal form.
That bitch fucking ugly, even Envy stopped being, well envious of their body after seeing that.
 

AkatsuriTaro

A Simply Stoned Bunny Babe
Yeah, that's what Lust said, before turning into their normal form.
That bitch fucking ugly, even Envy stopped being, well envious of their body after seeing that.
Bro, what?
 

Jackpot Raccuki

Fucking Racon
{ I don't like showing myself off to people, especially some jackass who's form is a raccoon.}
You leave my ass outta this, and it's only half raccoon. Then again people act surprised to learn I'm a tanuki as well, but y'know those traits aren't inheriently obvious.
But it's ok, that's why you're the parasite of a demon, plus I wanna talk to the host now, they're more interesting.

Bro, what?
You heard my gayass.
 

AkatsuriTaro

A Simply Stoned Bunny Babe
M

Maverick.

Guest
You leave my ass outta this, and it's only half raccoon. Then again people act surprised to learn I'm a tanuki as well, but y'know those traits aren't inheriently obvious.
But it's ok, that's why you're the parasite of a demon, plus I wanna talk to the host now, they're more interesting.
*her demon growls, but Mav closes her eyes and wills the demon into submission*

heh, sorry about her. she's... temperamental.
 

AkatsuriTaro

A Simply Stoned Bunny Babe
*Taro sets out a bunch of sweets, buffet style*
Enjoy!!!
 

AkatsuriTaro

A Simply Stoned Bunny Babe
*eats all of the chocolate and macarons*
*Taro shook her head in disappointment, disappearing into the kitchen to bake more.*
 

Jackpot Raccuki

Fucking Racon
I hate being ignored >_<
Then come out of the shadows ya goof.
I don't like to stretch my arms out all the time!

*her demon growls, but Mav closes her eyes and wills the demon into submission*

heh, sorry about her. she's... temperamental.
That's all good, I enjoy teasing those kind of demons.
It's funny though, but even I know I should likely ease on that. I'm here to make people greedy, not mad.

*Taro sets out a bunch of sweets, buffet style*
Enjoy!!!
*Stares at the buffet*
Man, why mortal food gotta be so dang good.

*Steals all of the chocolate gold coins, eating them and the gold wrapping*
 
M

Maverick.

Guest
That's all good, I enjoy teasing those kind of demons.
It's funny though, but even I know I should likely ease on that. I'm here to make people greedy, not mad.


*Stares at the buffet*
Man, why mortal food gotta be so dang good.
Greedy, eh? You don't seem the type, although I already have more than I need.

For real.
 

Jackpot Raccuki

Fucking Racon
Greedy, eh? You don't seem the type, although I already have more than I need.

For real.
That's ok, media seems to enjoy making it look like stingy and such... It's far more complicated than that, but y'know that also means people will be more oblivious to it.
Greed although still evil isn't inheriently out to get you... I'll certainly sell you stuff if you have the coin, my means of corruption isn't direct at times.


Ye, I may be a shapeshifter 'n all, but I don't like to change from my form unless really needed!
And these sweets really do a number on me... Oh well at least my metabolism is good.
 
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