Predators and Prey

[Izzy4895]

The skunk puts the fox in a mascot costume, shaped like a giant turnip, courtesy the National Turnip Association

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*Izzy eats turnips and meat.*

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[Simo]

*Izzy eats turnips and meat.*

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*puts fox in a mascot costume shaped like a giant watermelon and rolls him about while tickling his footpaws*

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[Izzy4895]

*The fox giggles as he is rolled through the melon patch.*

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[Ravofox]

*walks past* what the? Hey you! Leave that fox alone!! *fires a meatball cannon*

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[Izzy4895]

Izzy is...a meat-eating melon?

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[Simo]

Izzy is...a meat-eating melon?

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*spanks this mischevious melon*

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[CertifiedCervine]

*spits out grass, to make sure it wasn’t the other type*
Am I seeing things?
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[Ravofox]

*Nicks the chicken cannon from NASA used to study bird strikes and fires it at y'all!*

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[Simo]

*spits out grass, to make sure it wasn’t the other type*
Am I seeing things?
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Nope! Just business as usual. You didn't see a mischevious looking melon walk past did ya?

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[Ravofox]

Nope! Just business as usual. You didn't see a mischevious looking melon walk past did ya?

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*Kicks one of your melons down a hill*

There it goes!!!

 

[Izzy4895]

*Izzy rolls down the hill.*

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[Simo]

Ha! And right into my melon barn!

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[Izzy4895]

The barn has been raised.

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[Simo]

The barn has been raised.

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Grrrrr! And now it's been Razed!!!

*rolls fox towards Sheriff Skunk and the Skunk Hollow home for BAD foxes*

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(Simo S. Skunk, Sheriff)

 

[Ravofox]

Grrrrr!

*rolls fox towards Sheriff Skunk and the Skunk Hollow home for BAD foxes*

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(Simo S. Skunk, Sheriff)

*I pop out from the eterance* Hello there, I'm the wardon here, hehe!

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[Simo]

*I pop out from the eterance* Hello there, I'm the wardon here, hehe!

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*tries to recall a Wardon Fox*

What's the grub around here like? Still vegetarian I imagine?

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[Ravofox]

*tries to recall a Wardon Fox*

What's the grub around here like? Still vegetarian I imagine?

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Nah, everyone was getting bored by that, so now it's chicken all around! Wanna sample?

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[Izzy4895]

Grrrrr! And now it's been Razed!!!

*rolls fox towards Sheriff Skunk and the Skunk Hollow home for BAD foxes*

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(Simo S. Skunk, Sheriff)

Who would have done that?

A home for bad foxes? Why is a skunk deliberately concentrating mischief into one area?

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[Ravofox]

Who would have done that?

A home for bad foxes? Why is a skunk deliberately concentrating mischief into one area?

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He's either off his rocker or plotting something. Either way, best we aprahend him!

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[Simo]

*strips Ravo...of his Wardon title and confines in home for BAD foxes*

Phew...these Vulpines are trouble!

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[Izzy4895]

I am going to raise a mischief barn by the home for bad foxes.

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[Simo]

I am going to raise a mischief barn by the home for bad foxes.

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This might evolve into an entire mischief farm! Growing and spreading fox mischief!

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[Ravofox]

*raises money for the mischief farm, including the purchasing of paltry, and the instulation of a skunk correctional facility*

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[Simo]

*raises money for the mischief farm, including the purchasing of paltry, and the instulation of a skunk correctional facility*

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*apprehends both foxes and locks them deep in the secret chambers of my mischief den...so I can sleep!*

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Be good now!

Zzzzzzzzzz......

 

[Izzy4895]

I am going to continue working on the mischief barn in the morning.

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