Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*flourishes sword with a "whoosh"*
See? Or, more accurately, hear?

You're doing it wrong! Here, give it to me.

*Holds out paws*

 

[FR0ST81T3]

*flourishes sword with a "whoosh"*
See? Or, more accurately, hear?

*Taro peered through her ears while she lay on the floor, a gasp slightly audible, then mumbled words.* Nice sword, Mister!

 

[TR273]

*Swings in on a rope*
*Lands*
*Flourishes own sword with a distinct 'Swish'.*

 

[Arishipshape]

You're doing it wrong! Here, give it to me.

*Holds out paws*

*squints with trepidation*
*hands you the sword but holds shield at the ready*

*Taro peered through her ears while she lay on the floor, a gasp slightly audible, then mumbled words.* Nice sword, Mister!

Thank you! I recently had it alloyed with unobtanium.

*Swings in on a rope*
*Lands*
*Flourishes own sword with a distinct 'Swish'.*

See, there's a proper "swish". More of a swashbuckling or fencing vibe.

 

[ssaannttoo]

*squints with trepidation*
*hands you the sword but holds shield at the ready*

Ya see whatcha gotta do is....

*Runs*

 

[TR273]

*squints with trepidation*
*hands you the sword but holds shield at the ready*

Thank you! I recently had it alloyed with unobtanium.

See, there's a proper "swish". More of a swashbuckling or fencing vibe.

(I do have a preference for rapiers and sabers.)

 

[Arishipshape]

(I do have a preference for rapiers and sabers.)

(Understandable! I could actually join the fencing club at college. Do you have any real world experience with swords?)

Ya see whatcha gotta do is....

*Runs*https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/a...est/scale-to-width-down/256?cb=20140624152235

*edgeworth-style recoil (the GIF doesn't wanna work)*
You fiend!
*fires grappling hook to intercept*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*edgeworth-style recoil (the GIF doesn't wanna work)*
You fiend!
*fires grappling hook to intercept*

EEEEEEEEEE

*Tries wielding the sword to deflect*

 

[Arishipshape]

EEEEEEEEEE

*Tries wielding the sword to deflect*

*the grappling chain tangles around the sword*

*yanks*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*the grappling chain tangles around the sword*

*yanks*

*Gets flung forward, ramming into your chest.*

O-owie

*Rubs my head*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Gets flung forward, ramming into your chest.*

*clang*

O-owie

*Rubs my head*

Let that be a warning against future theft attempts. *retrieves sword*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Flops*

;w;

I don't get to take anything *Pouts*

 

[TR273]

(Understandable! I could actually join the fencing club at college. Do you have any real world experience with swords?)

(Shadow fencing for the most part, I did do a little reenactment about twenty years ago. Moved, lost interest, sold the swords, just started getting back into it a few months ago. I bought a cheapish rapier to practice with and get my eye back in.)

 

[Arishipshape]

*Flops*

*cocks head*
Whaaaat are you doing?

;w;

I don't get to take anything *Pouts*

Darn straight. How would you like it if I took your stuff?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Darn straight. How would you like it if I took your stuff?

OwO

*Rolls over and presents butt*

TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[Arishipshape]

OwO

*Rolls over and presents butt*

TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

Country roooooad, take me hoooome-
*coughing fit*

What do you mean?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Country roooooad, take me hoooome-
*coughing fit*

What do you mean?

>:I

*Toots*

 

[Arishipshape]

>:I

*Toots*

-_-
*plugs nose with handkerchief*

 

[ssaannttoo]

-_-
*plugs nose with handkerchief*

Dats what u get fooooooool

 

[Guifrog]

*appears all purple after a hot pink sunbath*
Hey, yeah, I know. At least my skin suits my eyes

 

[ssaannttoo]

*appears all purple after a hot pink sunbath*
Hey, yeah, I know. At least my skin suits my eyes

Oh my

Does it hurt?

*Pokes*

 

[Guifrog]

Oh my

Does it hurt?

*Pokes*

*skyrockets to Saturn screaming in pain, then looks around a bit lost in space, and attempts to talk to the planet*
Who are you married to?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*skyrockets to Saturn screaming in pain, then looks around a bit lost in space, and attempts to talk to the planet*
Who are you married to?

*Looks at you through telescope*

 

[Guifrog]

*Looks at you through telescope*

*wiggles butt your way from an asteroid*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*wiggles butt your way from an asteroid*

OWO

~w~

OWO