Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

*performs a boop and run*

HOY!!

 

[TR273]

*wakes up and sees what day it is*

....yeah...nope *starts barricading my door and windows *

What could possibly go wrong today?

 

[Fcomega121]

What could possibly go wrong today?

Hahaha yeah!!
It is just an innocent day!!

*spurs salt on the table for talking without looking at my plate, a black cat sneezes, flyes under stairs making them swing and broke a mirror in the floor catapulting a cracked piece of floor into the space*

See? Nothing happened!

 

[Fcomega121]

momma warned me about people that did that ;~;

XD

"Some~~~body once told me the world's gonna roll me just as a carolina breeead~!!"

*wakes up and sees what day it is*

....yeah...nope *starts barricading my door and windows *

What's up cutie?
Nuuuu! Don't shell yourself up!!

I never catch you up!!

 

[ben909]

hello pvp land

 

[Lenago]

What could possibly go wrong today?

Lots of things,now pass me a nail before that pirate comes.....*looks at you*

AIIKKK!!
How the heck did you get inside my house!?

 

[ben909]

Lots of things,now pass me a nail before that pirate comes.....*looks at you*

AIIKKK!!
How the heck did you get inside my house!?

gives nails... and pirate traps,

good luck keeping your house safe

 

[Guifrog]

Hahaha yeah!!
It is just an innocent day!!

*spurs salt on the table for talking without looking at my plate, a black cat sneezes, flyes under stairs making them swing and broke a mirror in the floor catapulting a cracked piece of floor into the space*

See? Nothing happened!

*the piece of floor goes into orbit and returns to Earth, falling like a meteor into the ocean. A giant tsunami is provoked, and the waves devour all the random houses nearby the shore, messing up Emerald Hill Zone, random houses and the nests of gazillions of moths, who angrily fly their way to PvP land, eating up anything that's made of fabric*

AAAAAAAAA *eyes swirl and I try to hide in my barrel, slurping as many moths I can*

 

[ben909]

*the piece of floor goes into orbit and returns to Earth, falling like a meteor into the ocean. A giant tsunami is provoked, and the waves devour all the random houses nearby the shore, messing up Emerald Hill Zone, random houses and the nests of gazillions of moths, who angrily fly their way to PvP land, eating up anything that's made of fabric*

AAAAAAAAA *eyes swirl and I try to hide in my barrel, slurping as many moths I can*

defends my fabric with plastic...

brutally kills the moths

 

[Lenago]

Hahaha yeah!!
It is just an innocent day!!

*spurs salt on the table for talking without looking at my plate, a black cat sneezes, flyes under stairs making them swing and broke a mirror in the floor catapulting a cracked piece of floor into the space*

See? Nothing happened!

.....WE ALL GONA DIE!!

 

[Guifrog]

*Chief Elephant got confused with the recent weather, as it has been raining more in originally dry places and the wettest areas have been suffering from a drought, and decided that it was the right season to migrate. And so, it makes the call:*

BAHHHRUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [or insert a more proper onomatopoeia here]

*all the elephants start marching, and they seem to come in our direction...*

 

[TR273]

Lots of things,now pass me a nail before that pirate comes.....*looks at you*

AIIKKK!!
How the heck did you get inside my house!?

*Hands you a nail*

The back door was open...
...I brought you some timber.

*the piece of floor goes into orbit and returns to Earth, falling like a meteor into the ocean. A giant tsunami is provoked, and the waves devour all the random houses nearby the shore, messing up Emerald Hill Zone, random houses and the nests of gazillions of moths, who angrily fly their way to PvP land, eating up anything that's made of fabric*

AAAAAAAAA *eyes swirl and I try to hide in my barrel, slurping as many moths I can*

*Is suddenly de-clothed.....Is fine with this*

 

[ben909]

*Chief Elephant got confused with the recent weather, as it has been raining more in originally dry places and the wettest areas have been suffering from a drought, and decided that it was the right season to migrate. And so, it makes the call:*

BAHHHRUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*all the elephants start marching, and they seem to come in our direction...*

gets heavy machine gun

 

[TR273]

*Chief Elephant got confused with the recent weather, as it has been raining more in originally dry places and the wettest areas have been suffering from a drought, and decided that it was the right season to migrate. And so, it makes the call:*

BAHHHRUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*all the elephants start marching, and they seem to come in our direction...*

.....

*Attempts to combat the elephants with the power of indecency.... It's super ineffective...hides down a hole until the elephant apocalypse passes.*

 

[ben909]

*opens fire before they get to my stuff *

 

[Lenago]

*Hands you a nail*

The back door was open...
...I brought you some timber.

*Is suddenly de-clothed.....Is fine with this*

*blushes and covers my eyes,dropping the wood in my foot*

OUCH SON OF A MOTHER @%#!! #%¥#!!

*holds my foot and hops around*

 

[ben909]

digs trench to divert them away

 

[Guifrog]

.....

*Attempts to combat the elephants with the power of indecency.... It's super ineffective...hides down a hole until the elephant apocalypse passes.*

*one of the oldest pachyderms blushes seeing you naked in Lenago's house and starts swearing heavily at you, preaching about morals, good manners and what have you; a nearby elephant goes to remind the old fart that their horde has always been naked, not to mention furless; the elder looks at itself, then back at you, then ponders reincarnating as a fox in the next round of its existence*

 

[ben909]

barbed wite fenses are up, being more determined the @lenago to defend his stuff today

 

[Lenago]

*one of the oldest pachyderms blushes seeing you naked in Lenago's house and starts swearing heavily at you, preaching about morals, good manners and what have you; a nearby elephant goes to remind the old fart that their horde has always been naked, not to mention furless; the elder looks at itself, then back at you, then ponders reincarnating as a fox in the next round of its existence*

.....GET ALL THESE ELEPHANTS OUT OF MY HOUSE!

 

[Guifrog]

*blushes and covers my eyes,dropping the wood in my foot*

OUCH SON OF A MOTHER @%#!! #%¥#!!

*holds my foot and hops around*

*moths come inside from the back door, apparently it was still opened*

.....GET ALL THESE ELEPHANTS OUT OF MY HOUSE!

*I seem to have become squashed like paper at this rate as the elephants go by*
I-I... I swear I want to defend your house buddy but... I'm a bit too flat right now...

 

[Lenago]

*moths come inside from the back door, apparently it was still opened*

EVERYONE OUT NOW! this day is all bad luck and you people know that- *the moth quickly eats my red bowtie*......you people know i have the worst luck around!!

*I seem to have become squashed like paper at this rate as the elephants go by*
I-I... I swear I want to defend your house buddy but... I'm a bit too flat right now...

...nice job so far....

 

[ben909]

EVERYONE OUT NOW! this day is all bad luck and you people know that- *the moth quickly eats my red bowtie*......you people now i have the worst luck around!!

...nice job so far....

has auto targeting laser kill the moth


"YOU WILL NEVER EAT MY BLANKETS"

 

[Guifrog]

(hope I'm not making it too annoying, in which case I'm sorry guys lol)
(gotta go btw, just got a 1000-word job to do)

 

[ben909]

(hope I'm not making it too annoying, in which case I'm sorry guys lol)
(gotta go btw, just got a 1000-word job to do)

(you are fine, it's totally normal pvp stuff,

characters getting defensive over items
is also normal)

(good luck on your project)