metatherat
Really ratty rat
I have to start locking that potion shack.*Throws one of @metatherat 's potions at the house to see what will happen.*

I have to start locking that potion shack.*Throws one of @metatherat 's potions at the house to see what will happen.*
I have to start locking that potion shack.
*is playing checkers with lizards on the ceiling, looks down*
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*reminds self of the potions you gave me, still stored in my pantry after a whole month, and probably past their expiration date at this point*I have to start locking that potion shack.
That lizard is the most positive partner I'll ever find......*watches you two play*
Depends on the potion! The ingredients and their effects are myriad, as is their way of handling spoilage :3*reminds self of the potions you gave me, still stored in my pantry after a whole month, and probably past their expiration date at this point*
What happens when you give someone a spoiled potion, outta curiosity?
Daww sounds like a cute nodding lizard*reminds self of the potions you gave me, still stored in my pantry after a whole month, and probably past their expiration date at this point*
What happens when you give someone a spoiled potion, outta curiosity?
That lizard is the most positive partner I'll ever find
He always nods his head in agreement with everything I say and do during the game
i was just thinking..... you are literally the reason i met my wife~Depends on the potion! The ingredients and their effects are myriad, as is their way of handling spoilage :3
I'm sure they are fine, though :3
Hehehe cutie! :3*Melts*
Awww I'm sowwy! ;w;*swats with wing*
No, don't eat santo.
Bad.
*tries to scoop up the puddle of forbidden sauce* (god that sounds dirty)
*simps blushing**Break dances*
*watches everyone's tails doing all kinds of amazing things, with jealously*
;w;Hmph, only til our teenage years u.u
Tehehe
Yeah!Wait, there was a comeback round?! Didn't notice... And as always, looks like preds side won~
I'm addicted too OwOHummm is Santo a cheese addict too?
Cuz i already have enough problems with a cheese raid loving rat
My beans!!my kitchen!!
What are you doing to my brother? >:|Demon?!
*prepares holy cross for chucking*
You need to talk friendo? <3sad
*Flops*
Merboy!mere boy!
LOOOOOVEEE!!! :O*
*my house becomes 3× times bigger and my arms start to shake*
Oooofff.....toooo......heavy....cant.....hold.....it...
That's my boy!That escalated quickly
Hehehe*is playing checkers with lizards on the ceiling, looks down*
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I always felt bad about killing those lizards. They just wanted to hang out in their grotto nest thing :ODaww sounds like a cute nodding lizard
Hehe I believe he sticks to the ceiling rules :3
O! I didn't realize it worked out that way :Oi was just thinking..... you are literally the reason i met my wife~
because you turned me to caramel awhile ago, i turned to her for help, and now we are here. odd how stuff works.
(i still cant believe me and my best friend met each other cause of a potion you gave keebs xD)O! I didn't realize it worked out that way :O
The furry fandom is a weird and fantastical place. Who knows what will happen next :O
hmm....(i still cant believe me and my best friend met each other cause of a potion you gave keebs xD)
*his attitude seems to change all of a sudden*hmm....
*experimentally gives SOME RANDOM STUFFS HAPPEN POTION*
eee! please stick to the smol hug for now. Because I am tiny and kind of fragile :3*his attitude seems to change all of a sudden*
my favorite rat meta! im soooo happy to see you!
*he picks him up, and holds him, giving him lil smooches*
i wish i could give you a giant hug!
*he cuddles meta up to his face, letting him sit in his hair* aw, i love you guys so much!!!! wanna stick together for awhile?eee! please stick to the smol hug for now. Because I am tiny and kind of fragile :3
*happy squeaks*
*is eaten by a giant fly*hmm....
*experimentally gives SOME RANDOM STUFFS HAPPEN POTION*
hey it's gui! come here, i wanna give you a hug! aw.... he's flying away! but i really wanna talk to him! ;~;*is eaten by a giant fly*
*attempts to mess with its uvula and finds out I can activate the wings and change directions by pulling it*
*muffled fly-ish noises* OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAY BZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZ
I certainly do :3*he cuddles meta up to his face, letting him sit in his hair* aw, i love you guys so much!!!! wanna stick together for awhile?
:O*is eaten by a giant fly*
*attempts to mess with its uvula and finds out I can activate the wings and change directions by pulling it*
*muffled fly-ish noises* OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAAAAY BZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZ
It's okay :3*he starts sobbing like a small child* he just went away so fast! i wanted to say hi!
(jesus christ my brain) *sniffle* o-ok..... *he wipes his eyes*I certainly do :3
also please feed me yogu-
:O
Well, that's a thing that took place and is currently taking place further...
It's okay :3
You can say "Hi" to me, instead! Another thing you can say to me is "Meta, would you like to eat massive amounts of delicious yogurt?" :3
eee!(jesus christ my brain) *sniffle* o-ok..... *he wipes his eyes*
(aw i can just imagine a soft kiba. how adorable.)(ill just say the effect made him more emotional. so he's alot more lovey, and will get upset way easier, clearly.)
(soft kiba is so sweet, he's literally a gentle giant now thanks to your potion ;w; )but i dont have yogurt... i-im so sorry! *he tears up again, sad that he cant feed meta*eee!
*visibly perks up*
*fans whiskers and licks muzzle in anticipation*