Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*grabs hat, shakes vigorously to dislodge the vee*

*Falls out, fur missing in places and looking very traumatized*

V-vee...

 

[ben909]

tries to sell pantry defense system

 

[Arishipshape]

*Fake french accent that sounds as catalan*

A Rromantique touche mon amié! :3
Nowt the sæme!

…Okay perhaps there is a difference but what am I supposed to do, test it manually?

*Tosses you a spray bottle marked 'Capt Kate's stain and poop remover, Works to remove stubborn stains from most surfaces, just spray and wipe.
Now in new Zesty Lemon taste!'*

…
Thank you? Why someone would feel the need to make a flavored stain remover is beyond me.

*Falls out, fur missing in places and looking very traumatized*

V-vee...

*coddles and comforts the vee*

 

[TyraWadman]

I'll wreck your ship soon enough

Are you lenagos evil twin, Renaldo?

 

[ben909]

I'll wreck your ship soon enough

offers to help

 

[ssaannttoo]

*coddles and comforts the vee*

T-the.. the horrors

 

[Arishipshape]

T-the.. the horrors

Iiiit’s okay. I’ll duel any more horrors that spawn from Lenago’s turn to evil. You’re safe now.

 

[Lenago]

T-the.. the horrors

Stay out of my hat

 

[Fcomega121]

…Okay perhaps there is a difference but what am I supposed to do, test it manually?

Nuu he's mine candy fox! >:3

But if you want to try~...
Just return him before half an hour pwease :3

*Falls out, fur missing in places and looking very traumatized*

V-vee...

*hugs and rubs paws*

 

[Arishipshape]

Nuu he's mine candy fox! >:3

But if you want to try~...
Just return him before half an hour pwease :3

Heck no! I like not being an undead creature of the night with an insatiable lust for blood.

 

[Lenago]

Heck no! I like not being an undead creature of the night with an insatiable lust for blood.

Ohh Arikins, if ya wanted a kiss from me, you can just ask~~

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohh Arikins, if ya wanted a kiss from me, you can just ask~~

*draws sword*
You stay away from me!

 

[PC Master Race]

Ohh Arikins, if ya wanted a kiss from me, you can just ask~~

oh HECK nah no vampire allowed in my house !
*bring in SILVER-CROSS weapons and loud CRUSADE music*

 

[Lenago]

*draws sword*
You stay away from me!

Oh come now its just a kissy wissy

 

[Lenago]

oh HECK nah no vampire allowed in my house !
*bring in SILVER-CROSS weapons and loud CRUSADE music*
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*looks at the shield and burst into flames*

.....can we ban crosses here??....

 

[ben909]

*looks at the shield and burst into flames*

.....can we ban crosses here??....

*hides the auto laser from you*

 

[PC Master Race]

*looks at the shield and burst into flames*

.....can we ban crosses here??....

I know I can ban vampire foxes to the hecking shadow realm !
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD HAT

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh come now its just a kissy wissy

Just a “kissy wissy” of undeath!
Besides, I wouldn’t even want to kiss you without the whole vampire thing!

*looks at the shield and burst into flames*

.....can we ban crosses here??....

*switches sword for holy cross*

 

[Lenago]

I know I can ban vampire foxes to the hecking shadow realm !
OFF WITH YOUR HEAD HAT

Well at least you called me for what i am..a fox

Just a “kissy wissy” of undeath!
Besides, I wouldn’t even want to kiss you without the whole vampire thing!

*switches sword for holy cross*

So what?

You prefere female Lenago?

 

[Arishipshape]

So what?

You prefere female Lenago?

I mean yeah, non-vampire Lenago can’t subject me to a fate worse than death. Gender’s somewhat irrelevant though. I’m equally averse to informal kissing.

 

[Fcomega121]

Well at least you called me for what i am..a fox

So what?

You prefere female Lenago?

*raises paw*

Both~! <3

 

[Lenago]

I mean yeah, non-vampire Lenago can’t subject me to a fate worse than death. Gender’s somewhat irrelevant though. I’m equally averse to informal kissing.

Ohhhh you prefer lick? You naughty boy

 

[PC Master Race]

Well at least you called me for what i am..a fox

I said "vampire foxes", didn't exactly call you a fox though...
you're an undead !
AND I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF YOU BOH
*grab my ban hammer*

... hmmmmm
it appears I don't have stakes...
but I'm a blacksmith, so... SILVER NAILS IT IS

 

[Lenago]

I said "vampire foxes", didn't exactly call you a fox though...
you're an undead !
AND I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THE LIKES OF YOU BOH
*grab my ban hammer*
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... hmmmmm
it appears I don't have stakes...
but I'm a blacksmith, so... SILVER NAILS IT IS

A nail? BAHAHAHAHA!!

What are you going to do? Hang a paiting on my wall?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Stay out of my hat

AAAAAAAAAA

*holds tightly to @Arishipshape*