Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

notes everyone has eaten mushroom dishes except for me

*taps PREY LICENSE with back of rat-finger meaningfully*

*Throws you a rat from the Rat Mafia of the Rat River Junction, which has been scamming PvP Land with fake hotel deals and money*

There ya go!

*catches thrown rat, smiles hungrily* thanks. *pops in mouth, walks away, noming on* Never did like scammers very much...

*the rat escapes via the means of a crack team of rat mercenaries, who rappel down your throat, pull the rat out and make their daring escape with gyrocopters (except one rat, who instead has an unicycle for some reason)*

*goes to remind magamite that being a computer is not bad*

*the magamite is busy generating AI generated text*

And now! Time for me to bat-sleep. Good night, fellowfurs :3

 

[Shyy]

*the team of specialists rats finds that "now, you'se can't leave", as my visor and nanotechnology prevents them from withdrawing from my throat * Uh-uh. *starts noming in earnest* BAD prey *is heard through the visor*

 

[Shyy]

*belches happily shortly after*

 

[Shyy]

*smiles snarkily in PREDATOR*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*the team of specialists rats finds that "now, you'se can't leave", as my visor and nanotechnology prevents them from withdrawing from my throat * Uh-uh. *starts noming in earnest* BAD prey *is heard through the visor*

OwO

Whoah! Protogens are truly advanced PREDATORS!

And yes, that's what we do to the BAD prey, that's what the BAD prey deserve. Besides being put inside zoos and being brought over the Spanking Barn, of course!

 

[Shyy]

Tell me more about this "spanking barn", please? Is for punishment, fun, or other?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Tell me more about this "spanking barn", please? Is for punishment, fun, or other?

The answer is yes.

*Giggles*

 

[Shyy]

Interesting....

 

[ssaannttoo]

hey

 

[metatherat]

*the team of specialists rats finds that "now, you'se can't leave", as my visor and nanotechnology prevents them from withdrawing from my throat * Uh-uh. *starts noming in earnest* BAD prey *is heard through the visor*

*they escape via their RAPID ESCAPE POTIONS*
*but because they are ever so nice, like all prey, they leave behind a nutrient block (and some urine)*

*belches happily shortly after*

*the belch has a nutritious, uriney aftertaste*

hey

Hoy!

 

[ben909]

hello pvp land

 

[ssaannttoo]

Hoy!

we early bois

 

[ben909]

we early bois

blames time zones

 

[ssaannttoo]

blames time zones

i also got no sleep

 

[ben909]

i also got no sleep

 

[ssaannttoo]

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thats how I feel, but on a much more tired level.

 

[ben909]

o no

 

[ssaannttoo]

o no

is not gud

 

[ben909]

*gifts a coffee*(not in coffee vs tea way)

 

[ben909]

*notices that some of my trap bread is missing from the pantry, goes to search for new eevee*

 

[ssaannttoo]

damn i fell asleep

 

[ben909]

damn i fell asleep

not sure if i should gift awakening or sleeping tent

 

[ssaannttoo]

I could use some curry right now

 

[ben909]

tries

 

[ssaannttoo]

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tries

das nice curry