Predators and Prey

[Shyy]

Don't be ridiculous!

It would spend most of its time on fire so it doesn't matter what it looks like and it would always be warm.

*puts away "junior arsonist starter kit" that was birthday present, looks around innocently*

 

[Lenago]

Builds and sings*

I am the very model of the foxy vulpes especies,
My family tree has foxes and many classic canedeas,
I have a majestic air and at times i just dont play fair
From stealing stuff, chicken and a egg or maybe even a pair.

From the soft fur to my cute little foxy tail
I act all cute and then you bet i will just up and bail
You wont find this little cutie fox in a jail...
i am the very model of the foxy vulpes especies

 

[ssaannttoo]

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I wish I had that hair.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Foxes are dogs running cat software.
Or so I've been told.

>:I

*Takes your head jewel*

 

[Guifrog]

Builds and sings*

I am the very model of the foxy vulpes especies,
My family tree has foxes and many classic canedeas,
I have a majestic air and at times i just dont play fair
From stealing stuff, chicken and a egg or maybe even a pair.

From the soft fur to my cute little foxy tail
I act all cute and then you bet i will just up and bail
You wont find this little cutie fox in a jail...
i am the very model of the foxy vulpes especies

See, you could sing like this more often
The risk of destroying your house before even building it would be greatly reduced

 

[Lenago]

See, you could sing like this more often
The risk of destroying your house before even building it would be greatly reduced

*stares at you*

What does that mean pal?

 

[Shyy]

*shoos' opera stage crew back behind construction trucks* be quite, you people...

 

[Guifrog]

*stares at you*

What does that mean pal?

I mean it sounds better when you sing:
"I am the very model of the froggy bull species,"

Than the times you go:
♫ LALALA CELESTE'S GARDEN
OH MEEEEE OH MYYYYYYYY ♫

 

[Lenago]

I mean it sounds better when you sing:
"I am the very model of the froggy bull species,"

Than the times you go:
♫ LALALA CELESTE'S GARDEN
OH MEEEEE OH MYYYYYYYY ♫

I dont sing that baddly!

 

[Guifrog]

I dont sing that baddly!

It's a matter of choosing the right song!

 

[Shyy]

*sneaks opera crew into house, hands out music- "Burning down the house", by Talking Heads*

 

[Lenago]

*sneaks opera crew into house, hands out music- "Burning down the house", by Talking Heads*

* the whole place shakes*

Eeekkk!! Whos playing that dang song

*falls down the lader *

 

[Shyy]

*hands out second song, "Didn't start the fire", Billy Jole*

 

[Shyy]

*wanders off* Chaos, Panic and Disorder- my work here is done. *dances, listens to "Billie Jean", M. Jackson as wanders off*

 

[Lenago]

*wanders off* Chaos, Panic and Disorder- my work here is done.

*looks at you*
Panic? Sorry to say this pal but you missed that mark, ya have to do better then

*watches as rats run from my house in a panic and running off with my food*
....
....nevermind...

 

[Shyy]

(Yes, 7'3" Protogen dancing down the sidewalk...) didn't say "whom" was panicking, did I?

 

[ssaannttoo]

(Yes, 7'3" Protogen dancing down the sidewalk...) didn't say "whom" was panicking, did I?

*cranes neck to look up at the mountain of metal above me*

woah

 

[Guifrog]

*sings "Dazed and Confused" by Led Zeppelin before preparing for work*

 

[Lenago]

(Yes, 7'3" Protogen dancing down the sidewalk...) didn't say "whom" was panicking, did I?

*taps my fingers on the floor*

Maybe i should just move back to Penguin Village......nahh..

 

[Shyy]

*stops, looks at* Oh, speaking of- Danny Devito says "Hi"...

 

[ssaannttoo]

*stops, looks at* Oh, speaking of Danny Devito says "Hi"...

>:I

*kicks your shin*

 

[Shyy]

Eh? *looks down at, realizes why kicked* not you *points at Lenago* him. Penguin village.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Eh? *looks down at, realizes why kicked* not you *points at Lenago* him. Penguin village.

>:I

*kicks you again*

 

[Shyy]

What? *looks at* you're going to hurt yourself...

 

[ssaannttoo]

What? *looks at* you're going to hurt yourself...

>:I

*kicks*

*stubs toe*

*falls over*

*cris*