Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

O_O
*tightens leg armor straps*

*hisses*

 

[Arishipshape]

*hisses*

Does—does anyone have some catnip I could use?
Wait, is it the software or the hardware that determines what drugs work?

 

[ssaannttoo]

Does—does anyone have some catnip I could use?
Wait, is it the software or the hardware that determines what drugs work?

Dwugs ÒwÓ

 

[Lenago]

I shall call my first piece of art “Ice Cat No. 1”

*breaks the ice and growls*

I am a...a...a..ATCHOO!!!

 

[Arishipshape]

*breaks the ice and growls*

I am a...a...a..ATCHOO!!!

My, I’ve never heard of an “atchoo” before. Some special variety of cat?

 

[Lenago]

My, I’ve never heard of an “atchoo” before. Some special variety of cat?

Ohh go suck a lemon you..a...a..ATCHOO!!
Ugghh ohh gweat...i got a couwld..atcho!!

 

[Arishipshape]

Ohh go suck a lemon you..a...a..ATCHOO!!
Ugghh ohh gweat...i got a couwld..atcho!!

*purchases lemon popsicles*
*offers you one*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*purchases lemon popsicles*
*offers you one*

*jumps and takes it in my jaws before scampering off*

 

[Arishipshape]

*jumps and takes it in my jaws before scampering off*

Huh. I thought the stereotype of foxes as thieves had no bearing in reality.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Huh. I thought the stereotype of foxes as thieves had no bearing in reality.

*licks the popsicle furiously under the couch*

 

[TR273]

Uff...pufff. ohh great this is just great! Now i am on the lamb!

*i get off the lamb i was on*

Thanks for the ride Bill, say Hi to the misses for me.

*Offers to help you escape*

I can shove the ball attached to your ankle into a cannon and fire you somewhere....
....it might even be safe.

 

[Arishipshape]

*licks the popsicle furiously under the couch*

*lifts couch with some difficulty*
You good bro?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*lifts couch with some difficulty*
You good bro?

*slurps popsicle*

 

[Arishipshape]

*slurps popsicle*

*visibly straining with the couch*
You haven’t said anything all day, have you spontaneously lost your ability to speak?

 

[ssaannttoo]

*visibly straining with the couch*
You haven’t said anything all day, have you spontaneously lost your ability to speak?

*opens my mouth to show you a miniature cat attached to my tongue*

 

[Arishipshape]

*opens my mouth to show you a miniature cat attached to my tongue*

*sets the couch down*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*sets the couch down*

*goes back to licking my popsicle, the cat mewling with each lick*

 

[Lenago]

*purchases lemon popsicles*
*offers you one*

Do i lockth wike i want a wopsicle?!

 

[Arishipshape]

Do i lockth wike i want a wopsicle?!

No, but I figured it would be impolite not to offer. Besides, you’re the one who said to suck a lemon.

 

[Lenago]

*Offers to help you escape*

I can shove the ball attached to your ankle into a cannon and fire you somewhere....
....it might even be safe.

*sniffle* knogwing you, you will pwabwably wit my house...*sneezes*

 

[TR273]

No, but I figured it would be impolite not to offer. Besides, you’re the one who said to suck a lemon.

*Wonders why anyone would want to suck an Edsel...*

 

[ssaannttoo]

*Wonders why anyone would want to suck an Edsel...*

*cough cough*

 

[Fcomega121]

Nope, I’m invulnerable to brain freezes.

aren't brain freezes when warm blood comes back?

(Irl I'm invulnerable to brain freezes(sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgy) somehow, I'm eating ice cream rn and I'm good)

(rl very tired)

Owww ;w;

Have a Vaporeon pic to cheer you up

 

[ben909]

(Irl I'm invulnerable to brain freezes(sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgy) somehow, I'm eating ice cream rn and I'm good)


Owww ;w;

Have a Vaporeon pic to cheer you up
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remains sleepy...
flu shot does not normally do this to me

 

[ssaannttoo]

remains sleepy...
flu shot does not normally do this to me

Ah the not good stuffs *applies patpats*