Predators and Prey

[Fcomega121]

*Cyclones*

 

[TR273]

*That rain which is annoying but not heavy enough to justify canceling your plans*

 

[Lenago]

*Tsunamis*

*Hurricanes*

*Cyclones*

Ahhh boy did that nap felt so Goooo-

*sees that i am in a middle of a disaster*
...
...ooooood night...*gets under the covers*

 

[TR273]

Ahhh boy did that nap felt so Goooo-

*sees that i am in a middle of a disaster*
...
...ooooood night...*gets under the covers*

It's just a little inclement weather...

*Suddenly! Krakatoa!*

Well poop!

 

[Lenago]

It's just a little inclement weather...

*Suddenly! Krakatoa!*

Well poop!

*pops my head from the covers*

For heavens sake! Cant a guy take a nap without a major disaster happening, whats next, a meteor rain?!

*Suuddenly Cthulhu*

Ahhh crud

 

[metatherat]

"no... i wanted 45 degrees "

*throws 45 DEGREES POTION*
*45 royal degrees appear*

Meta the rat picked up one of the royal degrees and read it out loud: "From The Majesty: 'If anyone asks what you believe in, tell him that you believe in the rat.' " The rat nodded. "Quite right."
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Yep, seems very accu-rat. Thank you, Textsynth.

 

[TR273]

*pops my head from the covers*

For heavens sake! Cant a guy take a nap without a major disaster happening, whats next, a meteor rain?!

*Suuddenly Cthulhu*

Ahhh crud

Well...at least he's not meteors

 

[Lenago]

Well...at least he's not meteors

*a meteor crashes into my house*

.......

 

[metatherat]

*a meteor crashes into my house*

.......

*FIRE SNAKES come out of the meteor*
*they ask if you know any good meteor mechanics around*

 

[TR273]

*a meteor crashes into my house*

.......

*Hands you a copy of 'Dumpsters and You' 'A Guide to an alternative to more traditional living' *
This one has a guide to available dumpsters in your area and a free 'Hobo hat'.

 

[Lenago]

*FIRE SNAKES come out of the meteor*
*they ask if you know any good meteor mechanics around*

Fine fine i will try to fix it! Just get away, you are burning up my carpet!

 

[Fcomega121]

*Suddenly a lot of furry mermaids appear in the shore, eating popcorn watching the events*

0wo?

 

[Lenago]

*Hands you a copy of 'Dumpsters and You' 'A Guide to an alternative to more traditional living' *
This one has a guide to available dumpsters in your area and a free 'Hobo hat'.

*reads* why is there only fotos of Butter's dumpster

*looks at the autor's page*

"Name of book and all Copyright reserved to Butter"

 

[TR273]

*reads* why is there only fotos of Butter's dumpster

*looks at the autor's page*

"Name of book and all Copyright reserved to Butter"

So, do you want the hat or not?

 

[Lenago]

So, do you want the hat or not?

No thanks, i am fine with mine...*looks around*

Did someone broke a mirror or open Pandora's box?

 

[metatherat]

Fine fine i will try to fix it! Just get away, you are burning up my carpet!

*they do not give you the snake fingerguns for the obvious reason, but they look like if they could give people fingerguns, they would likely be giving you some now*

*Suddenly a lot of furry mermaids appear in the shore, eating popcorn watching the events*

0wo?

*a furry marmalade also appears*

No thanks, i am fine with mine...*looks around*

Did someone broke a mirror or open Pandora's box?

*nonchalantly closes Pandora's box*
No :3

 

[TR273]

No thanks, i am fine with mine...*looks around*

Did someone broke a mirror or open Pandora's box?

*Pandora storms over, demanding to know who broke the mirror in her makeup box.*

 

[Lenago]

*they do not give you the snake fingerguns for the obvious reason, but they look like if they could give people fingerguns, they would likely be giving you some now*

*looks inside and sees a steering wheel and then looks at the snakes*
....
......

 

[metatherat]

*looks inside and sees a steering wheel and then looks at the snakes*
....
......

*They look at you like "what", and possibly like "do you have any space lava yogurt"*

 

[TR273]

*looks inside and sees a steering wheel and then looks at the snakes*
....
......

*Also looks*

*Sees a 70's style dance floor and jukebox*

 

[Lenago]

*They look at you like "what", and possibly like "do you have any space lava yogurt"*

How do you even driv...never mind...

*Also looks*

*Sees a 70's style dance floor and jukebox*

*sees a open bar and looks back at the snakes*

Have ya been drinking and driving?

 

[metatherat]

*Also looks*

*Sees a 70's style dance floor and jukebox*

*there is also an arcade, which has a bar in the corner*
*there is a banner attached to it that says "THE SPACE BAR"*

 

[metatherat]

How do you even driv...never mind...


*sees a open bar and looks back at the snakes*

Have ya been drinking and driving?

*the snakes look innocent. however, one of the snakes is drinking from a bottle of space lava whiskey*

 

[TR273]

*there is also an arcade, which has a bar in the corner*
*there is a banner attached to it that says "THE SPACE BAR"*

*Crosses out SPACE, replaces with MARS*.

*Puts a coin in the jukebox*

 

[metatherat]

*Crosses out SPACE, replaces with MARS*.

*Puts a coin in the jukebox*

*the rats from the pantry swarm in and eat the MARS BAR*