Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

@lenago was just about to try a new brew of Meta’s. Which, as we all know by now how trustworthy Meta is, definitely isn’t RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION.

ah, fun

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh dear hat lord...i huhh c-cant i have huh..i have to sleep s-soon and the soda's cafine could mess up my sleep

@metatherat, does this non RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION beverage have any caffeine?

 

[Arishipshape]

Eekk i insist you try it first

I’m offering you a gift. Very rude to reject.

 

[ssaannttoo]

I wonder if I would be cool if I started making tf potions

 

[Lenago]

I’m offering you a gift. Very rude to reject.

B-but meta offered you as well with me seconding that offer so it would he rude for me to take it, and rude for you for NOT taking it

 

[Arishipshape]

I wonder if I would be cool if I started making tf potions

Good luck learning. The only guys proficient at it around here are somewhat species biased and have ulterior motives. I tried an alchemist apprenticeship once, I would know.

 

[metatherat]

@metatherat, does this non RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION beverage have any caffeine?

Uh... would you like it to? ehee :3

Surely you would not do him the dishonor of refusing such a gift?

That's right, and you mustn't have any of the dishonor, either! It's literally the thing you don't want, the dishonor. What would be the armor justice council say?? So yes, drink the potion. For great justice!

 

[ssaannttoo]

Good luck learning. The only guys proficient at it around here are somewhat species biased and have ulterior motives. I tried an alchemist apprenticeship once, I would know.

*makes gay transformation potions*

*hands it to you*

It might be a little... slimey

*devious giggling*

 

[TR273]

*Sips a flat soda*

(Flat® Soda Co, were a small start-up from Winnipeg. Unfortunately their choice of name and a lawsuit from the Flat Earth Society consigned the company to the dustbin of history. Ironically they used more carbon in their drinks makeing them extra fizzy.)

 

[Arishipshape]

B-but meta offered you as well with me seconding that offer so it would he rude for me to take it, and rude for you for NOT taking it

*purses lips*

Uh... would you like it to? ehee :3

*visible confusion*

That's right, and you mustn't have any of the dishonor, either! It's literally the thing you don't want, the dishonor. What would be the armor justice council say?? So yes, drink the potion. For great justice!

If it existed, the Armor Justice Council probably wouldn’t care about issues of justice that don’t pertain to armor.

*makes gay transformation potions*

*hands it to you*

It might be a little... slimey

*devious giggling*

-_-
I remember what happened with those cookies. No.

 

[Lenago]

Uh... would you like it to? ehee :3

That's right, and you mustn't have any of the dishonor, either! It's literally the thing you don't want, the dishonor. What would be the armor justice council say?? So yes, drink the potion. For great justice!

Yeah, w-w-what the rat said

 

[metatherat]

Ahhhh I see why it intrigued me now, it came from Meta. Verse. :>
WAAAWWUUUOOOaahhh I'm awfully sleepy today *gives the furry marmalade a lick*

*the marmalade tastes slightly off*
*not to mention extremely furry*

brews a decaf

*holds up RELIGIOUS SYMBOL*
away, away! pointless thing!

If it existed, the Armor Justice Council probably wouldn’t care about issues of justice that don’t pertain to armor.

What about the justice? The delicious justice, which you crave!

 

[ssaannttoo]

-_-
I remember what happened with those cookies. No.

i'll drink it first *wiggles eyebrows*

 

[Arishipshape]

Yeah, w-w-what the rat said

So are you implying that, after I do my due honor and accept the gift, you’ll do yours and also drink deeply from the undoubtedly excellent beverage?

 

[ben909]

*the marmalade tastes slightly off*
*not to mention extremely furry*

*holds up RELIGIOUS SYMBOL*
away, away! pointless thing!

What about the justice? The delicious justice, which you crave!

the decaf defies the symbols

 

[Arishipshape]

i'll drink it first *wiggles eyebrows*

It might be on a time delay. No.

*holds up RELIGIOUS SYMBOL*
away, away! pointless thing!

*bolsters your RELIGIOUS SYMBOL with HOLY CROSS, resulting in a TAG TEAM DOUBLE RELIGIOUS SMITE*

What about the justice? The delicious justice, which you crave!

It wouldn’t be justice if Lenago didn’t also drink…

 

[ssaannttoo]

So are you implying that, after I do my due honor and accept the gift, you’ll do yours and also drink deeply from the undoubtedly excellent beverage?

Oh yes indeed *cackle laughter*

 

[ben909]

It might be on a time delay. No.

*bolsters your RELIGIOUS SYMBOL with HOLY CROSS, resulting in a TAG TEAM DOUBLE RELIGIOUS SMITE*

It wouldn’t be justice if Lenago didn’t also drink…

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh yes indeed *cackle laughter*

Ahh, Ssaannttoo, are you implying you would ALSO like a taste? Alas! There is not enough beverage for the three of us. I shall graciously forfeit my share so you two can experience beverage bliss.

 

[TR273]

*Sips Justice Juice*

(A tie in to the Justice League films, the tag line 'Drink Superman's Justice Juice!' was misconstrued, resulting in Lawsuits, confusion and bad comedy sketches.)

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ahh, Ssaannttoo, are you implying you would ALSO like a taste? Alas! There is not enough beverage for the three of us. I shall graciously forfeit my share so you two can experience beverage bliss.

>:I

i just dont like my cooking ;w;

 

[Lenago]

So are you implying that, after I do my due honor and accept the gift, you’ll do yours and also drink deeply from the undoubtedly excellent beverage?

Sure all ok, all i drink

 

[Arishipshape]

>:I

i just dont like my cooking ;w;

Then try Meta’s. *offers the very definitely not RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Sure all ok, all i drink

…wut

 

[metatherat]

i'll drink it first *wiggles eyebrows*

Hehe. That's a nice trick. I tried that one too- I mean, that's a nice.... sincerity.... honestness.

It wouldn’t be justice if Lenago didn’t also drink…

Uh, I'll just go into the other room for a minute.
*scurryscurry*

RRING! RRING! HELLO? OH, THE ARMOR JUSTICE COUNCIL?! OK, I'LL LET HIM KNOW.
*scurries back in*
That was the armor justice council on the rat-phone. They told me to tell you to drink the potion, because not drinking potions is unjust. It is true that lenago not drinking the potion is unjust, but you not drinking it is also more of the unjust, so to limit the unjustness you should drink the potion so there is at least some of the just, even if lenago does the unjust thing also. They said it is the expert opinion of the council on this moral justice quandary. Armor. :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Hehe. That's a nice trick. I tried that one too- I mean, that's a nice.... sincerity.... honestness.

Uh, I'll just go into the other room for a minute.
*scurryscurry*

RRING! RRING! HELLO? OH, THE ARMOR JUSTICE COUNCIL?! OK, I'LL LET HIM KNOW.
*scurries back in*
That was the armor justice council on the rat-phone. They told me to tell you to drink the potion, because not drinking potions is unjust. It is true that lenago not drinking the potion is unjust, but you not drinking it is also more of the unjust, so to limit the unjustness you should drink the potion so there is at least some of the just, even if lenago does the unjust thing also. They said it is the expert opinion of the council on this moral justice quandary. Armor. :3

*starts to wonder if there actually is an Armor Justice Council*
Can I talk to them?