Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*starts to wonder if there actually is an Armor Justice Council*
Can I talk to them?

.....nnno. They went to sleep.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Then try Meta’s. *offers the very definitely not RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

.....

you do mine first.

 

[Arishipshape]

.....nnno. They went to sleep.

Then how did you just call them? Isn’t this business hours?

 

[Arishipshape]

.....

you do mine first.

Why, so you can TF me into something embarrassing?

 

[metatherat]

Sure all ok, all i drink

…wut

I think he is drunk already.

Then how did you just call them? Isn’t this business hours?

They sleep at work. They are very progressive :3

 

[Lenago]

Hehe. That's a nice trick. I tried that one too- I mean, that's a nice.... sincerity.... honestness.

Uh, I'll just go into the other room for a minute.
*scurryscurry*

RRING! RRING! HELLO? OH, THE ARMOR JUSTICE COUNCIL?! OK, I'LL LET HIM KNOW.
*scurries back in*
That was the armor justice council on the rat-phone. They told me to tell you to drink the potion, because not drinking potions is unjust. It is true that lenago not drinking the potion is unjust, but you not drinking it is also more of the unjust, so to limit the unjustness you should drink the potion so there is at least some of the just, even if lenago does the unjust thing also. They said it is the expert opinion of the council on this moral justice quandary. Armor. :3

So you injust, i mean you just have their number?

 

[Lenago]

I think he is drunk already.

They sleep at work. They are very progressive :3

See huhh yeah...the talking huh....cheese wheel speaks the truth...humm...*hic*

 

[Guifrog]

I wonder if I would be cool if I started making tf potions

We have many alchemists around, that's for sure
I'm not an alchemist myself, but I love the effects my skin chemistry produces on others

*the marmalade tastes slightly off*
*not to mention extremely furry*

*tongue sinks into it* BBBLBLBLBLBLBL
I thoughtf itf wasf likef fur-shapedf whippedf creamf, ugh!!! Whatf isf thisf, moref alchemyf stuffAAAAAARR *it's so ridiculously furry I also end up sinking in the marmalade fluff*

 

[metatherat]

So you injust, i mean you just have their number?

No, they called me! On the rat-phone. You may not see the ratphone! It's for rats only!

 

[TR273]

Then how did you just call them? Isn’t this business hours?

*Checks phone*
Apparently their hours are:
4pm to 4:05pm fifth Thursday of every month.

 

[metatherat]

We have many alchemists around, that's for sure
I'm not an alchemist myself, but I love the effects my skin chemistry produces on others

*tongue sinks into it* BBBLBLBLBLBLBL
I thoughtf itf wasf likef fur-shapedf whippedf creamf, ugh!!! Whatf isf thisf, moref alchemyf stuffAAAAAARR *it's so ridiculously furry I also end up sinking in the marmalade fluff*

uh... hopefully this is not omg predation :O
it's hard to tell around here *fidgets*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Why, so you can TF me into something embarrassing?

noooooooooo

We have many alchemists around, that's for sure
I'm not an alchemist myself, but I love the effects my skin chemistry produces on others

Oh Gui honey, we have plenty of alchemy right here. *grabs your collar, aggressive smooch*

 

[Arishipshape]

I think he is drunk already.

Hmm. Does your whatever-the-heck beverage have any alcohol?

They sleep at work. They are very progressive :3

I... suppose the medical advantages of napping are undisputed... Can I have their number? I can call them in an hour or so.

I'm not an alchemist myself, but I love the effects my skin chemistry produces on others

*takes multiple steps away from Gui*

No, they called me! On the rat-phone. You may not see the ratphone! It's for rats only!

So they used the rat-phone that is for rats only? Are they rats themselves? How did rats get on a council?

*Checks phone*
Apparently their hours are:
4pm to 4:05pm fifth Thursday of every month.

FUCK
*checks sundial watch*
Oh I've still got 2 minutes Meta give me the number

noooooooooo

Wow. Are you even trying to convince me?

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh I've still got 2 minutes Meta give me the number

Oh wait... it's only the third Thursday.
...
THEN HOW DID META CALL THEM

 

[Arishipshape]

Wait it's Teusday

 

[ssaannttoo]

Wow. Are you even trying to convince me?

No

*tackles*

*my body just slams into yours and you dont even stumble*
...

somebody get me a burrito!

 

[Lenago]

Oh wait... it's only the third Thursday.
...
THEN HOW DID META CALL THEM

*crawls away*

 

[Arishipshape]

No

*tackles*

*my body just slams into yours and you dont even stumble*

*CLANG*

...

somebody get me a burrito!

...Would some hardtack suffice? *offers*

 

[ssaannttoo]

...Would some hardtack suffice? *offers*

*eats it out of your hand.*

...

I dont feel meatier.

 

[metatherat]

Hmm. Does your whatever-the-heck beverage have any alcohol?

...nno! It is very responsible. Because that is justice! *rat fingerguns*
hehee. totally got that one right.

So they used the rat-phone that is for rats only? Are they rats themselves? How did rats get on a council?

You can call the rat-phone from different phones, obviously :3
It's only the receiving end that is the rat-phone. Maybe they called me from a rhinoceros phone, or jumping spider phone. Who knows :3

FUCK
*checks sundial watch*
Oh I've still got 2 minutes Meta give me the number

They're in Europe. Sweden. GMT+1. Sorry :3

 

[TR273]

FUCK
*checks sundial watch*
Oh I've still got 2 minutes Meta give me the number

It's not the fifth Thursday...
All you'll get is Kylie's 'I Can't Get You Out Of My Head' played on a nose flute by a tone deaf orangutan.

 

[Arishipshape]

*eats it out of your hand.*

*drops it*
Eugh, don't touch me!

...

I dont feel meatier.

You have to eat meat AND have a regular exercise regime to get meatier.

...nno! It is very responsible. Because that is justice! *rat fingerguns*
hehee. totally got that one right.

So it won't make Lenago worse... Oh Leeeennyyyyy!
Also that's not how justice works

They're in Europe. Sweden. GMT+1. Sorry :3

Still doesn't explain how YOU called them.

It's not the fifth Thursday...
All you'll get is Kylie's 'I Can't Get You Out Of My Head' played on a nose flute by a tone deaf orangutan.

O_O
Thank you for sparing me the horror.

 

[ssaannttoo]

You have to eat meat AND have a regular exercise regime to get meatier.

I do a lot of squats daily... though my spotter generally does a lot of the work.

 

[Lenago]

So it won't make Lenago worse... Oh Leeeennyyyyy!
Also that's not how justice works

Mmmeep....*keeps crawling *

 

[metatherat]

Still doesn't explain how YOU called them.

They called me! I just said out "ARMOR JUSTICE COUNCIL" like that, because I like to repeat things that people say to me...
....Still doesn't explain how YOU called them.
......See? :3

Wait it's Teusday

Yes, of course. The Teusday, the Swedish holiday when everyone goes to work. And then makes a single rat-phonecall and goes to sleep. Very cultural. *nodnod*