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Predators and Prey

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
I do a lot of squats daily... though my spotter generally does a lot of the work.
Then expect results in 6 to 8 weeks.
Mmmeep....*keeps crawling *
Ah, there you are. Cmere, you can't enjoy the superb chefsmanship--uhh, chefsratsship from way over there! Even if you were gonna drink after me!
They called me! I just said out "ARMOR JUSTICE COUNCIL" like that, because I like to repeat things that people say to me...
Does what you say have to correlate with what they said?
....Still doesn't explain how YOU called them.
......See? :3
I... didn't... call them...
Yes, of course. The Teusday, the Swedish holiday when everyone goes to work. And then makes a single rat-phonecall and goes to sleep. Very cultural. *nodnod*
Well, I wouldn't want to trample on their culture.
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Then expect results in 6 to 8 weeks.

Ah, there you are. Cmere, you can't enjoy the superb chefsmanship--uhh, chefsratsship from way over there! Even if you were gonna drink after me!
Oh no, i huh, i am fine right here. .ya know, need to stay in shape...n-no matter where or when

*starts making pushups*
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Does what you say have to correlate with what they said?
Uh, yes, why yes, it has. It is one of the.... rat laws.
I... didn't... call them...
Of course not. You do not have a rat-phone. Because you are not a rat. You know, this clearly means that you becoming a rat would solve this whole issue.
While I may not be stronker im looser than i've ever been ^w^
Aw, you're not a looser :(
*petpats foot*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Oh no, i huh, i am fine right here. .ya know, need to stay in shape...n-no matter where or when

*starts making pushups*
Then perhaps as a refreshment after you've concluded your workout.
*watches, waiting for you to take a break*
Uh, yes, why yes, it has. It is one of the.... rat laws.
Rat... laws. This contradicts everything you've ever told me.
Of course not. You do not have a rat-phone. Because you are not a rat. You know, this clearly means that you becoming a rat would solve this whole issue.
I thought you said I could call them from any phone?
This is not unexpected, according to their LinkedIn profile, their contact information is;
'Yeah, good luck with that mate!'
*facepalm*
I still can't speel ;w;


loser? no.. whats the word!?!?!
More loose. Looser is spelled the same as looser, so it's easier to avoid the confusion entirely.
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

metatherat

Really ratty rat
This is not unexpected, according to their LinkedIn profile, their contact information is;
'Yeah, good luck with that mate!'
They like to sleep uninterrupted, I am sure :3
I thought you said I could call them from any phone?
No I didn't. I said they can call ME from any phone! Hahaa! So as you can see, my story, and by story I mean truth, is mega solid. *nodnod*
but I am more loose, but ... feck
*points looseness detector at you*
*results: muchly more looseller*
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
They like to sleep uninterrupted, I am sure :3

No I didn't. I said they can call ME from any phone! Hahaa! So as you can see, my story, and by story I mean truth, is mega solid. *nodnod*

*points looseness detector at you*
*results: muchly more looseller*
you mock me little one
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
No, it really says that, look!
*shows LOOSENESS DETECTOR PRINTOUT*
*suspicously glares*

*takes tiny rat sized paper*

*can't read*

*Sigh* im only getting older...

*puts on glasses*

*squints*

muchly more looser...
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Yes, indeed. The way that I mentioned truth indicates the story's truthfulness. *nodnod*

There, see! Of course, the DETECTOR was manufactured by LOW EFFORT RAT CRAP INC., so....
Rat crap sounds like a candy
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Nah, I'm in no rush. I've got aaaaaall day.
*smugly smirks, patiently waits*
Welp, it is very very late night over here, so.....
iu
time fur meh to sleep :3
Good night fellowfurs, until tomorrow :3
 

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Nah, I'm in no rush. I've got aaaaaall day.
*smugly smirks, patiently waits*
what a pain in the butt ufff 255....256...huuuff 257....
Welp, it is very very late night over here, so.....
iu
time fur meh to sleep :3
Good night fellowfurs, until tomorrow :3
See ya tomorrow little buddy...258....259...ugg i cant feel my arms....260....
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
What if you gave me something less than satisfactory that way we'd be even.
It's not a matter of "You wronged me and now I must wrong you", it was an accident. It's "You accidentally spiked my food, I don't trust you to serve me food from here on".
258....259...ugg i cant feel my arms....260....
Gee, you sound tired. Would you like a break with a nice, cool, refreshing Meta beverage?
 
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