Predators and Prey

[ssaannttoo]

*reveals battleaxe*
You fool. Paladins have proficiency in all martial weapons!

*scurries up a tree with your sword*

*hiss*

 

[Arishipshape]

*scurries up a tree with your sword*

*hiss*

*chops tree down*

 

[ben909]

returns

 

[ssaannttoo]

*chops tree down*

*throws acorn*

ECO TERRORIST!

*Crashes*

 

[Arishipshape]

*throws acorn*

*CLANG*

ECO TERRORIST!

Chopping one tree does not make me an eco-terrorist.

*Crashes*

Give me my sword back.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Chopping one tree does not make me an eco-terrorist.

it always starts with one...

*single tear*

 

[Arishipshape]

it always starts with one...

*single tear*

Okay, so call me a "budding eco-terrorist". And no, I'm not a budding eco-terrorist either.

 

[Lenago]

*muffled* bold move for someone in XMAS RANGE ! *bap your nose*

Ack

(Oh dear, I love this gif so much!! Hahaha)

That isn't an alien bug right? OwO


*The furry marmalade licks you back*


Hahahaha

The best esperanto ad ever!
I admit those ads had tricked me in the past XD


Okie dokie hun!

Have some credits!

Special Guest
M. LENAGO REOLVIA​

*gets my head out of the hole*

T-thats not what i ment and you know it!

 

[ben909]

wait i thought eco terrorism was being volent to protect trees or against coal

 

[ssaannttoo]

Okay, so call me a "budding eco-terrorist". And no, I'm not a budding eco-terrorist either.

*uses this moment of contemplation to run*

 

[Arishipshape]

Ah, @lenago! You left before you could try Meta's gift! *offers, suppressing a smirk*

wait i thought eco terrorism was being volent to protect trees or against coal

Coal is very natural! It would be anti-eco-terrorism to try to mess with it.

*uses this moment of contemplation to run*

*uses grapple shot to grab my sword*
*slightly misfires and hits your tail, reeling you in*
That works too.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Ah, @lenago! You left before you could try Meta's gift! *offers, suppressing a smirk*

Coal is very natural! It would be anti-eco-terrorism to try to mess with it.

*uses grapple shot to grab my sword*
*slightly misfires and hits your tail, reeling you in*
That works too.

*screams*

MAH TAIL

 

[Arishipshape]

*screams*

MAH TAIL

"Mah" sword! Give it back!

 

[ssaannttoo]

"Mah" sword! Give it back!

I NEEEDS IT

 

[Lenago]

Ah, @lenago! You left before you could try Meta's gift! *offers, suppressing a smirk*

*looks up at you and gulps*

the knight iis a pain in the....d-dont you have a princess to save, or a evil demon wizzard to slay pal??

 

[ben909]

Ah, @lenago! You left before you could try Meta's gift! *offers, suppressing a smirk*

Coal is very natural! It would be anti-eco-terrorism to try to mess with it.

*uses grapple shot to grab my sword*
*slightly misfires and hits your tail, reeling you in*
That works too.

"..." apears in w bubble over my character (pmd style)

demands to inspect your torches

 

[Arishipshape]

I NEEEDS IT

For what purpose?

*looks up at you and gulps*

the knight iis a pain in the....d-dont you have a princess to save, or a evil demon wizzard to slay pal??

I don't see any royalty about, and while there have been demons, wizards, and evil people, there hasn't been all three in combination thus far.

"..." apears in w bubble over my character (pmd style)

demands to inspect your torches

*offers*
*it appears to be the Minecraft standard, with coal on a stick*

 

[ssaannttoo]

For what purpose?

DEEP THROATING OF COURSE

 

[Arishipshape]

DEEP THROATING OF COURSE

You're aware this would likely result in your death?

 

[ben909]

For what purpose?

I don't see any royalty about, and while there have been demons, wizards, and evil people, there hasn't been all three in combination thus far.

*offers*
*it appears to be the Minecraft standard, with coal on a stick*

gives inventory filling handouts about how bad coal torches are and how charcoal torches from replanted trees are the only good option

 

[Lenago]

For what purpose?

I don't see any royalty about, and while there have been demons, wizards, and evil people, there hasn't been all three in combination thus far.

Well, you are a knight right?

So go slay a evil doer or something

 

[Kope]

 

[ssaannttoo]

You're aware this would likely result in your death?

Not if you do it right, duh

 

[Arishipshape]

gives inventory filling handouts about how bad coal torches are and how charcoal torches from replanted trees are the only good option

But... the coal is there and releases the same amount of carbon dioxide into the environment upon burning...

Well, you are a knight right?

So go slay a evil doer or something

Sure. Just give Meta the respect he deserves and try his drink, then point me towards this doer of evil and I shall gladly oblige.

Not if you do it right, duh

Reeeeally?
*watches expectantly*

 

[ssaannttoo]

Reeeeally?
*watches expectantly*

*hands you sword*

hold dis!