TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*The park service walk up and issue you with a fine for damaging city property.**chops tree down*

*The park service walk up and issue you with a fine for damaging city property.**chops tree down*
;w;Fuck no! It'll either kill you or pleasure you, neither of which I'm particularly inclined to do at this point!
Since when has law enforcement existed on this god-forsaken island!?*The park service walk up and issue you with a fine for damaging city property.*
The magnitude does not affect the acceptability!;w;
wut if its just a wittle bit
it does not, its a scamSince when has law enforcement existed on this god-forsaken island!?
The magnitude does not affect the acceptability!
Wuuuuuuut if its just a knife *derp*The magnitude does not affect the acceptability!
"its to dangerous "Wuuuuuuut if its just a knife *derp*
That would just imply my, you know, thingie was small in this twisted metaphor of yours!Wuuuuuuut if its just a knife *derp*
*snickers*That would just imply my, you know, thingie was small in this twisted metaphor of yours!
NO! IT'S NOT FUNNY! It's gross and wrong!*snickers*
itty bitty wee wee *falls over laughing*NO! IT'S NOT FUNNY! It's gross and wrong!
You wouldn't know.itty bitty wee wee *falls over laughing*
Park service.Since when has law enforcement existed on this god-forsaken island!?
...............*holds*
So if I plant a sapling for every 6 or so coal I use, I can still compensate for the effect. Why not leave the tree alive and flourishing and then use coal I found from the ground?
*visible confusion*
What does the monster's follicular status have to do with my mission? And why can we not simply supply more dip?
You know I wouldn't know ÒwÓYou wouldn't know.
Oh, so they just maintain the parks? Fair enough.Park service.
There is a subtle difference.
O_O...............
.........ok then....*fake drinks the potion*
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Because you've never seen me less than fully garbed!You know I wouldn't know ÒwÓ
There...now you DRINK!Oh, so they just maintain the parks? Fair enough.
*plants sapling, applies bone meal, it immediately grows into a new tree*
We're even.
O_O
@metatherat what potion was that?!
Because you've never seen me less than fully garbed!
*devious snickering*Because you've never seen me less than fully garbed!
okish... but very tiredHow is everyone
*The people from the Park Service nod in agreement, smile and deactivate the RPG's built into their Park Service Golf Cart *Oh, so they just maintain the parks? Fair enough.
*plants sapling, applies bone meal, it immediately grows into a new tree*
We're even.
Suddenly, a cookie-shaped UFO landed next to Gui the frog! He was like, "ribbit". An opening appeared in its side and another creature crawled out. It had four legs. The first one looked kind of similar to a mouse but bigger. There were also two antennae on top of it's head. It was holding a book that appeared to be about space!Welp, it's supposed to be a cookie, otherwise I don't mind tasting new delicacies from outer space OwO
If it comes in a cookie-shaped UFO... all the better!
*observes*O_O
@metatherat what potion was that?!
TIME WHILE TFED DOESN'T COUNT! Just ask Lenago.*devious snickering*
There...now you DRINK!
... Well I guess I have to--That was, obviously, the TOTALLY SAFE TO DRINK, LOOK, HE IS NOT TRANSFORMING INTO A RAT, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY ACTUALLY DRINK THE POTION I GAVE YOU, AS IT IS TOTALLY SAFE AND WILL NOT TRANSFORM YOU INTO A RAT, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE POTION :3
U CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLEkills park service members
evades, hisses, water pulsesTIME WHILE TFED DOESN'T COUNT! Just ask Lenago.
... Well I guess I have to--
U CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLE
*uses Freeze-Dry*
......ya really need to give them shorter names...hard to make to list them no?Suddenly, a cookie-shaped UFO landed next to Gui the frog! He was like, "ribbit". An opening appeared in its side and another creature crawled out. It had four legs. The first one looked kind of similar to a mouse but bigger. There were also two antennae on top of it's head. It was holding a book that appeared to be about space!
"Hello!" The alien said happily. "I'm Dr. Z."
Gui nodded. "Hi, I'm Gui."
The alien smiled at him before looking around. "Where is everyone else?" he asked.
"Everyone went home already," replied Gui.
"What a shame. Well, good night!" Then, Dr. Z took off.
Gui watched him go until he disappeared from sight. Then, he turned to his friends. They looked back at him. They were all sitting in a circle, playing cards, and eating candy.
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Thanks, Dreamily.ai :3
(eee, space mouse :3)
*calmly eats more candy*
What a calm, completely normal PvP day :3
*observes*
That was, obviously, the TOTALLY SAFE TO DRINK, LOOK, HE IS NOT TRANSFORMING INTO A RAT, YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY ACTUALLY DRINK THE POTION I GAVE YOU, AS IT IS TOTALLY SAFE AND WILL NOT TRANSFORM YOU INTO A RAT, AS YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE POTION :3