Predators and Prey

[Lenago]

NANI

*goes to kick some blacksmith ass*

.....*watches tv screen*

"This just in, local blacksmith Joe Tin was just beaten today by a Glaceon wearing a very cheap armor, local witness had this to say"

" he just came in and started bashing the blacksmiths face in, it was horrible, the armor he was wearing was so cheap! I was traumatised by it"

" we will have more info on this story as it develops, this is Jack and Apes, signing off"

 

[ben909]

The eeeee mushroom explained some of the eeeee: "e is for energy", wrote the eeeee, "ee is for earth". "eeeee" has many meanings and may appear as eeee, ee, eee.

Never fear! Me, ta the rat is here! *throws RAT-ARMOR POTION*

Good luck at the edumacation place! :3

 

[TR273]

*glares* i will kick your knee

For referring to you by the name of the most respected Captain-General of the God Emperor's personal guard?

Remind me never to give you a compliment.

 

[Lenago]

For referring to you by the name of the most respected Captain-General of the God Emperor's personal guard?

Remind me never to give you a compliment.

And what especies was he?

 

[metatherat]

NANI

*goes to kick some blacksmith ass*

Ari the glaceon went out to get himself some better armor. He ran into a bunch of rats at a stall, on which was written "SQURP AND PIDDLEPAW'S AFFORDABLE ARMOR". The armor they had for sale was made of iron and smelled terrible. The glaceon got a helmet, a cuirass and some other armor. After doing this, he decided to look for more glaceon to join him in his quest. He went to find some glaceons, but saw none.

He went to the nearest city, which was called "CITY OF NO WORRIES". The people of CITY OF NO WORRIES had problems with other Pokémon. A guy named "BEEF" was trying to beat up a lady Pokémon with just his mouth. Another, "BEETLE" was trying to eat a little girl with his fangs. The man, "STONE" tried to smash a brick wall with his head. Another, "MUSHROOM" was trying to catch a squirrel. The mayor of the city, "DICK" was walking around and smashing doors. When Ari found the five Pokémon, he told them of his search for more glaceons.
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Looks like the CITY OF NO WORRIES has some troubles...! You should come to RAT RIVER JUNCTION instead. We have rats! :3
At least you got some nice armor. I'm sure the smell will clear up eventually.

 

[Lenago]

Ari the glaceon went out to get himself some better armor. He ran into a bunch of rats at a stall, on which was written "SQURP AND PIDDLEPAW'S AFFORDABLE ARMOR". The armor they had for sale was made of iron and smelled terrible. The glaceon got a helmet, a cuirass and some other armor. After doing this, he decided to look for more glaceon to join him in his quest. He went to find some glaceons, but saw none.

He went to the nearest city, which was called "CITY OF NO WORRIES". The people of CITY OF NO WORRIES had problems with other Pokémon. A guy named "BEEF" was trying to beat up a lady Pokémon with just his mouth. Another, "BEETLE" was trying to eat a little girl with his fangs. The man, "STONE" tried to smash a brick wall with his head. Another, "MUSHROOM" was trying to catch a squirrel. The mayor of the city, "DICK" was walking around and smashing doors. When Ari found the five Pokémon, he told them of his search for more glaceons.
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Looks like the CITY OF NO WORRIES has some troubles...! You should come to RAT RIVER JUNCTION instead. We have rats! :3
At least you got some nice armor. I'm sure the smell will clear up eventually.

(Ohh god my sides i am actually tearing up from laughter here)

 

[TR273]

OBJECTION
*presents alternative evidence*

*Sees no evidence of vomit, only extreme boggling.*
*Orders the case thrown out and your Order of Lenin revoked....*
....
*Realises she is reading the wrong court brief*
*Discharges a fire extinguisher and jumps out of the window *

 

[TR273]

And what especies was he?

Golden banana...

 

[PC Master Race]

NANI

*goes to kick some blacksmith ass*

ye should take a look at my workshop instead

 

[metatherat]

*Sees no evidence of vomit, only extreme boggling.*
*Orders the case thrown out and your Order of Lenin revoked....*
....
*Realises she is reading the wrong court brief*
*Discharges a fire extinguisher and jumps out of the window *

*gives the rat fingerguns for profound understanding of rat culture*
*as you fall, holds up score card on which is drawn a crude rat giving the thumbs-up, he is saying "9" in a speech bubble*

Golden banana...

*eats the-*
wait, that would be predation. And probably some kind of federal crime. I mean, imperial crime.

ye should take a look at my workshop instead

*looks at your workshop*
eyyy, nice workshop! *rat fingerguns*

 

[Lenago]

Golden banana...

 

[PC Master Race]

*looks at your workshop*
eyyy, nice workshop! *rat fingerguns*

ye didn't even look at my workshop ! that's just the freakin' sign !
and not even the sign of my workshop !
it literally says "equipmetn for cat warriors" for MEOW sake !

 

[Lenago]

*Sees no evidence of vomit, only extreme boggling.*
*Orders the case thrown out and your Order of Lenin revoked....*
....
*Realises she is reading the wrong court brief*
*Discharges a fire extinguisher and jumps out of the window *

*keeps watching the tv screen as the police chase against @Arishipshape goes on*

Amazing he can run that fast on such cheap armor...*bam*

OW get off me you window jumping pirate!

 

[TR273]

*keeps watching the tv screen as the police chase against @Arishipshape goes on*

Amazing he can run that fast on such cheap armor...*bam*

OW get off me you window jumping pirate!

Why is your living room under the court window?

And get your head out of my butt!

 

[Lenago]

Why is your living room under the court window?

For one i watching a tv screen from Uncle Bob's TV store *points at the tv screans behind the store glass

And get your head out of my butt!

And second....that sounded wrong...

 

[PC Master Race]

OW get off me you window jumping pirate!

And get your head out of my butt!

For one i watching a tv screen from Uncle Bob's TV store *points at the tv screans behind the store glass

And second....that sounded wrong...

if that sounds wrong, I bet you don't wanna sound right ! eh ? eeeh ??

 

[metatherat]

ye didn't even look at my workshop ! that's just the freakin' sign !
and not even the sign of my workshop !
it literally says "equipmetn for cat warriors" for MEOW sake !

lol u mispeled ur sighn. rolf, lameo
*writes "JIN'S QUALITY MECANTILE" onto the sighn, I mean sign*
Also, do you have any ratquipment? :3

Why is your living room under the court window?

And get your head out of my butt!

Hobo lyfe.

 

[PC Master Race]

lol u mispeled ur sighn. rolf, lameo
*writes "JIN'S QUALITY MECANTILE" onto the sighn, I mean sign*
Also, do you have any ratquipment? :3

that's not my workshop, ye mistaking it ye derp lameo-
... oh I know
LAMEO MOUSE
LAMEOUSE
*try to say it like "lenago" for some reason*

 

[Lenago]

Hobo lyfe.

im lucky of not being a hobo when MY FREAKING HOUSE GETS WRECKED EVERY WEEK

 

[Lenago]

that's not my workshop, ye mistaking it ye derp lameo-
... oh I know
LAMEO MOUSE
LAMEOUSE
*try to say it like "lenago" for some reason*

Squeaking pipsqueak maybe?

 

[metatherat]

that's not my workshop, ye mistaking it ye derp lameo-
... oh I know
LAMEO MOUSE
LAMEOUSE
*try to say it like "lenago" for some reason*

Lemagoeuse? Rolls nicely off the tongue, and down a cliff

Squeaking pipsqueak maybe?

Ehee :3
Yes, that is meh. Because I am smol :3
*happy squeaks*

im lucky of not being a hobo when MY FREAKING HOUSE GETS WRECKED EVERY WEEK

No worries. I have asked SQURP AND PIDDLEPAW'S CHEAPO CONSTRUCTION to build you a new house, in exchange for a GO TO WORK WHILE DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS POTION :3

 

[TR273]

For one i watching a tv screen from Uncle Bob's TV store *points at the tv screans behind the store glass

*Angry Bob shakes his fist and yells at you to buy something or push off.*

And second....that sounded wrong...

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[Lenago]

No worries. I have asked SQURP AND PIDDLEPAW'S CHEAPO CONSTRUCTION to build you a new house, in exchange for a GO TO WORK WHILE DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS POTION :3

Watches them build a very wobbly and tilted house*

Wonder where they are getting materials for this...*watches as they break apart my house to use the materials for the shabby one they are building*
....
.............

 

[Lenago]

*Angry Bob shakes his fist and yells at you to buy something or push off.*

I cant i have a fox butt on my face

 

[TR273]

I cant i have a fox butt on my face

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