PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
for just 500 [insert microtransaction currency here from mobile games] you can increase your chance of keeping material quality after being salvaged !
or like, $49.99 or something idk
Predators and Prey
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- fun game lol predsvsprey
or like, $49.99 or something idk
Lenago
Top hatted fox
*looks at the deals and glares at you*
Why does every deal here have " get a free permenant Cat costume for Lenny"?
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
hey, ask the game developers not me !
I only bribed them with this liquor that you foxes call "yipsqueak"
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*watches proudly*
So efficient. So frugal We rats really know how to do stuff :3
Lenago
Top hatted fox
........THEY ARE BREAKING APART MY HOUSE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
and so as they say !
A DESPERATE HOUSE CALLS FOR DESPERATE RENOVATION !
IN METARAT CONSTRUCTION !
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Yipsqueak, the liquor, was made by foxes and is made from the saliva of a young fox. The tongue has an extremely strong smell, which makes it hard to drink. It also makes one feel dizzy, but that’s about all. They can only make one a day. One day a month. They have to keep up with their diet.
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Thanks, Dreamily :3
Well, it's not like you need TWO houses! And besides, something would have destroyed it sooner or later anyway. Now you at least get a house out of it! *nodnods, satisfied, while the chimney of the new house falls over in the background*
Lenago
Top hatted fox
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
@lenago @TR273 @metatherat roll out the anthem/opening for our brand-new line of product !
Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat construction !
we are one, build as one !
Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat
constructiiiiiiiiioooooooooooon !
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Lenago the fox's new house was shoddily built and had many severe issues. The walls were made of stone and had a very thick layer of mud in them. It was a nice house, but it was very dangerous to use. Inside, the walls were covered with all sorts of stuff, including many poisonous snakes and a few spiders.
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Oh, yeah. Squrp and Piddlepaws owed a favor to some snakes and spiders, and they said that they could live in the walls of your new house. I'm sure that's okay.
*drags over an empty yogurt cup*
*writes HOUSE on it with a black marker*
There, construction done.
Lenago
Top hatted fox
I am NOT living in that thing!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Lenago the fox's new house was shoddily built and had many severe issues. The walls were made of stone and had a very thick layer of mud in them. It was a nice house, but it was very dangerous to use. Inside, the walls were covered with all sorts of stuff, including many poisonous snakes and a few spiders. Although Lenago first was adamant that he would not live in the house, he decided to try it out. His first night there, however, he found himself on fire and nearly dead after being bitten by one of those damn things. He tried to get rid of them but his fur was still on fire and he was too weak to do anything else than sit around helplessly as they slowly ate him alive. In the end, he managed to make it outside before burning alive from the poison inside of him. He didn't die though
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See? It went fine! You didn't die or anything. :3
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
thaaaaat's uh kinda dark
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Relax! It went fiine!
The spiders and snakes apologised for poisoning Lenago the fox. "We were drunk", they explained. "We were playing a trick on the people", said another spider. "Somebody made us do it", said a viper, "and we won't do it again".
Lenago
Top hatted fox
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*the hotel is hosting a venomous snake convention, "BITEFEST"*
Lenago
Top hatted fox
Oh dang nabbit...*makes a hat tent*
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
*Puts on sparkly dress and shoes, dances and sings, shows too much leg*
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
Lenago
Top hatted fox
I cant she is dancing on my back....i cant really look up for....reasons....
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
you're a fox and you let another fox top you like that ?
you gotta assert your dominance ! whatever it may be !
Lenago
Top hatted fox
You have someone fall on top of you and see how quickly you can get up
She was holding on to a chair she stole from cort
PC Master Race
Well-Known Member
what you mean you can't get up ?
*totally forgot I have a taur body and my bodyweight is off the chart*