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Predators and Prey

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Wonder were they are getting materials for this...*watches as they break apart my house to use the materials for the shabby one they are building*
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for just 500 [insert microtransaction currency here from mobile games] you can increase your chance of keeping material quality after being salvaged !
or like, $49.99 or something idk
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
*looks at the deals and glares at you*

Why does every deal here has " get a free permenant Cat costume for Lenny"?
hey, ask the game developers not me !
I only bribed them with this liquor that you foxes call "yipsqueak"
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Watches them build a very wobbly and tilted house*

Wonder where they are getting materials for this...*watches as they break apart my house to use the materials for the shabby one they are building*
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*watches proudly*
So efficient. So frugal We rats really know how to do stuff :3
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
........THEY ARE BREAKING APART MY HOUSE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!
and so as they say !
A DESPERATE HOUSE CALLS FOR DESPERATE RENOVATION !
IN METARAT CONSTRUCTION !
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
hey, ask the game developers not me !
I only bribed them with this liquor that you foxes call "yipsqueak"
Yipsqueak, the liquor, was made by foxes and is made from the saliva of a young fox. The tongue has an extremely strong smell, which makes it hard to drink. It also makes one feel dizzy, but that’s about all. They can only make one a day. One day a month. They have to keep up with their diet.
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Thanks, Dreamily :3
........THEY ARE BREAKING APART MY HOUSE FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!
Well, it's not like you need TWO houses! And besides, something would have destroyed it sooner or later anyway. Now you at least get a house out of it! *nodnods, satisfied, while the chimney of the new house falls over in the background*
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Yipsqueak, the liquor, was made by foxes and is made from the saliva of a young fox. The tongue has an extremely strong smell, which makes it hard to drink. It also makes one feel dizzy, but that’s about all. They can only make one a day. One day a month. They have to keep up with their diet.
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Thanks, Dreamily :3

Well, it's not like you need TWO houses! And besides, something would have destroyed it sooner or later anyway. Now you at least get a house out of it! *nodnods, satisfied, while the chimney of the new house falls over in the background*
*watches the whole mess and just flops backwards*

Aauuggh
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
and so as they say !
A DESPERATE HOUSE CALLS FOR DESPERATE RENOVATION !
IN METARAT CONSTRUCTION !
@lenago @TR273 @metatherat roll out the anthem/opening for our brand-new line of product !

Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat construction !
we are one, build as one !
Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat
constructiiiiiiiiioooooooooooon !
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
*watches the whole mess and just flops backwards*

Aauuggh
Lenago the fox's new house was shoddily built and had many severe issues. The walls were made of stone and had a very thick layer of mud in them. It was a nice house, but it was very dangerous to use. Inside, the walls were covered with all sorts of stuff, including many poisonous snakes and a few spiders.
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Oh, yeah. Squrp and Piddlepaws owed a favor to some snakes and spiders, and they said that they could live in the walls of your new house. I'm sure that's okay.
@lenago @TR273 @metatherat roll out the anthem/opening for our brand-new line of product !

Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat construction !
we are one, build as one !
Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat
constructiiiiiiiiioooooooooooon !
*drags over an empty yogurt cup*
*writes HOUSE on it with a black marker*
There, construction done.
 

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Lenago the fox's new house was shoddily built and had many severe issues. The walls were made of stone and had a very thick layer of mud in them. It was a nice house, but it was very dangerous to use. Inside, the walls were covered with all sorts of stuff, including many poisonous snakes and a few spiders.
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Oh, yeah. Squrp and Piddlepaws owed a favor to some snakes and spiders, and they said that they could live in the walls of your new house. I'm sure that's okay.
I am NOT living in that thing!
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
I am NOT living in that thing!
Lenago the fox's new house was shoddily built and had many severe issues. The walls were made of stone and had a very thick layer of mud in them. It was a nice house, but it was very dangerous to use. Inside, the walls were covered with all sorts of stuff, including many poisonous snakes and a few spiders. Although Lenago first was adamant that he would not live in the house, he decided to try it out. His first night there, however, he found himself on fire and nearly dead after being bitten by one of those damn things. He tried to get rid of them but his fur was still on fire and he was too weak to do anything else than sit around helplessly as they slowly ate him alive. In the end, he managed to make it outside before burning alive from the poison inside of him. He didn't die though
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See? It went fine! You didn't die or anything. :3
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
Lenago the fox's new house was shoddily built and had many severe issues. The walls were made of stone and had a very thick layer of mud in them. It was a nice house, but it was very dangerous to use. Inside, the walls were covered with all sorts of stuff, including many poisonous snakes and a few spiders. Although Lenago first was adamant that he would not live in the house, he decided to try it out. His first night there, however, he found himself on fire and nearly dead after being bitten by one of those damn things. He tried to get rid of them but his fur was still on fire and he was too weak to do anything else than sit around helplessly as they slowly ate him alive. In the end, he managed to make it outside before burning alive from the poison inside of him. He didn't die though
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See? It went fine! You didn't die or anything. :3
thaaaaat's uh kinda dark
 

ben909

vaporeon character != mushroom characters
gives out medkits
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
@lenago @TR273 @metatherat roll out the anthem/opening for our brand-new line of product !

Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat construction !
we are one, build as one !
Metarat, Metarat,
Metarat, Metarat
constructiiiiiiiiioooooooooooon !
*Puts on sparkly dress and shoes, dances and sings, shows too much leg*
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
I cant she is dancing on my back....i cant really look up for....reasons....
you're a fox and you let another fox top you like that ? also it doesn't sound wrong at all
you gotta assert your dominance ! whatever it may be !
 

PC Master Race

Well-Known Member
You have someone fall on top of you and see how quickly you can get up

She was holding on to a chair she stole from cort
what you mean you can't get up ?

*totally forgot I have a taur body and my bodyweight is off the chart*
 
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