Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
How much do you charge?The best there is

How much do you charge?The best there is
1 belly wub UwUHow much do you charge?
*Wasn't paying attention*How much do you charge?
.......*blows kiss* good night everybody*Wasn't paying attention*
More than you can afford.....
"aren't you a frog?">Ideal LDL levels: less than 100 mg/dL
>My LDL levels: 64 mg/dL
>Blood pressure: 110 mm Hg/60 mm Hg
>Me: eats chicken nuggets, flavored chips and 20 loaves of cheese bread a week
>Sister says: Gui, you are not human
That's what I told her"aren't you a frog?"
Such is the power of furriness>Ideal LDL levels: less than 100 mg/dL
>My LDL levels: 64 mg/dL
>Blood pressure: 110 mm Hg/60 mm Hg
>Me: eats chicken nuggets, flavored chips and 20 loaves of cheese bread a week
>Sister says: Gui, you are not human
*rat fingerguns*That's what I told her
I'm relieved tbh, due to stuffSuch is the power of furriness
or... amphibianess? frog-ness.
......*imagines Ness from Earthbound as a frog*
*rat fingerguns*
You have monkeys?I'm relieved tbh, due to stuff
But in other news my monkees are now being fed. And the ballooned trees exploding in the sky are fun to watch
Oh, it's a long story lol (not irl)You have monkeys?
I have a dark room I’m brooding in if they wanna come hang outOh, it's a long story lol (not irl)
Oh? What's in there, do you have any berries?I have a dark room I’m brooding in if they wanna come hang out
*turns on lights by using the move physic on the light switch *I have a dark room I’m brooding in if they wanna come hang out
I did but they are digesting in my small intestines by nowOh? What's in there, do you have any berries?
>:/ let me be sad in the dark dang it*turns on lights by using the move physic on the light switch *
"but its not sleepytime yet">:/ let me be sad in the dark dang it
I’m never asleep"but its not sleepytime yet"
Zombie? Robot? Ghost? Vampire? Unicorn? New York? Plushie with eyes wide open?I’m never asleep
*gifts sleep aid*I’m never asleep
I need more than that*gifts sleep aid*
DepressionZombie? Robot? Ghost? Vampire? Unicorn? New York? Plushie with eyes wide open?
What, are you peddling armor too? And if you know I can't afford it, why inform me?*Wasn't paying attention*
More than you can afford.....
That sounds like the pitch for a really bad Horror 'B' movie.Zombie? Robot? Ghost? Vampire? Unicorn? New York? Plushie with eyes wide open?
Ouch. My dignity is worth far more than a higher armor class.1 belly wub UwU