
Skunk spray, apparently :3*opens inventory, equips armor*
what do we need to be safe from though
Well sorry!!I diagnose you with PARANOIA. *nodnod*
I haven't even made any SAFE TRANSFORMATION POTIONS in weeks!
*installs the LENAGO'S HOUSE distro on an old laptop*Well sorry!!
When your house is constentely getting distroid, riskes of being TF, getting hit with almost all bad luck and shenanigans in this place you are bound to get a bit PARANOID!
Death comes to us all
*the potion tranforms my house into well mannered buck*installs the LENAGO'S HOUSE distro on an old laptop*
*throws GOOD LUCK POTION*
Oh, right. That was when some gangsters tried to strongforeleg me into making a money forging potion for them. ...They got trampled by a bunch of bucks. *nodnod**the potion tranforms my house into well mannered buck
....
...*looks at the bottle* META!! this is a good BUCK potion not a good luck one!
......STOP NODDING AT THE BUCKING BUCK AND TURN IT BACK INTO A HOUSE!Oh, right. That was when some gangsters tried to strongforeleg me into making a money forging potion for them. ...They got trampled by a bunch of bucks. *nodnod*
*gives the housebuck a nod*
*nodnodnod*......STOP NODDING AT THE BUCKING BUCK AND TURN IT BACK INTO A HOUSE!
The buck: "Are you crazy!? You know the horror it is to being that house?! Being destroid over and over and over.....h-hehehe i am free FREE HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA!! FREEE!!!"*nodnodnod*
But maybe he does not want to be a house?
*looks at the buck with a 'excuse me, dear sir, do you or do you not by any chance want to be a house' sort of look*
No worries, I have got this!The buck: "Are you crazy!? You know the horror it is to being that house?! Being destroid over and over and over.....h-hehehe i am free FREE HAHAHAH HAHAHAHA!! FREEE!!!"
*the buck runs off laughing and dancing in pure joy*
....huh..
.
*flops sideways*No worries, I have got this!
Dreamily.ai, GO!
Meta the rat threw a NEW HOUSE POTION. The resulting house had a CURSE and the word “DEFINITELY” written on it in big, dark letters.
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*Looks at the new house, which has a bunch of ghosts floating around it in a purple miasma*
Looks cozy :3
Tehehe*climbs up leg*
*sniffsniffs at the berries bag*
Food? Food for Meta? *hopeful look*
Dawww thank you friend! <3This is so cute <3
At last, you have a place to call home, just like me with a giant mushroom, Len with his fox-shaped building, Meta with Len's pantry, and so on :>
hello pap land
drinks coffee
adds "read past 3 pages"
to list of thing to do some day
OMG!!HELLO ALL!!!!!! I HAVE JUST COME BACK!!!!!!
It doesn't sounds bad to me! XD!Uhhh... Just don't stand behind the Christmas skunks, or you'll pass out, like curious prey usually do XD!
*Smiles wide, gets behind the cute skunk and inhales very deeply the ginormous and stimky skunk fart, enjoying the skunk odor and getting a bit dizzy get joyful of being sprayed again by pygme*Oh, ssaannttoo, I've been missing you so much!!!
And glad that I saw you mentioning stimky, cause right now I am gonna give you and y'all a big skunky greeting!!!
*Turns around, lifts tail, and lets out a ginormous, trumpeting and thunderous skunk fart, stimkying everyone* <3
WhyTehehe
Yreee!! Ofc! :3
*Gifts you some of my berries*
And the rest is for gui! And other blueberry lovers!
Dawww thank you friend! <3
I love building houses soooo
This tiny house will be a cozy and Christmassy home for me and everyone here uwu
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OMG!!
Yayyyyy!!! Welcome back pygmepatl!!!!
We missed your cute skunky self!
And stimky hehe <3
It doesn't sounds bad to me! XD!
In fact I'd love to get sp~~
*Smiles wide, gets behind the cute skunk and inhales very deeply the ginormous and stimky skunk fart, enjoying the skunk odor and getting a bit dizzy get joyful of being sprayed again by pygme*
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Skunky, best, greeting!!! <3
w-WELCOME BACK MY SKUNKY FRIEND!!!!!!
And thank you for the warm and smelly greeting hehehe! <3
You just came back when I built my new house btw hehehe!
Carefull with Building houses, there us a smart guy pig always saying "dont build them out of straw" or " bad ideia bulding them out of sticks, you should use bricks and bla bla bla"Tehehe
Yreee!! Ofc! :3
*Gifts you some of my berries*
And the rest is for gui! And other blueberry lovers!
Dawww thank you friend! <3
I love building houses soooo
This tiny house will be a cozy and Christmassy home for me and everyone here uwu
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OMG!!
Yayyyyy!!! Welcome back pygmepatl!!!!
We missed your cute skunky self!
And stimky hehe <3
It doesn't sounds bad to me! XD!
In fact I'd love to get sp~~
*Smiles wide, gets behind the cute skunk and inhales very deeply the ginormous and stimky skunk fart, enjoying the skunk odor and getting a bit dizzy get joyful of being sprayed again by pygme*
w
Skunky, best, greeting!!! <3
w-WELCOME BACK MY SKUNKY FRIEND!!!!!!
And thank you for the warm and smelly greeting hehehe! <3
You just came back when I built my new house btw hehehe!
eee! *crams berries into mouth*Tehehe
Yreee!! Ofc! :3
*Gifts you some of my berries*
And the rest is for gui! And other blueberry lovers!![]()
*Finnish rat-heart swells with approval*Carefull with Building houses, there us a smart guy pig always saying "dont build them out of straw" or " bad ideia bulding them out of sticks, you should use bricks and bla bla bla"
Annoying know it all oinker what he knows?
*builds my house out of wood*
*expects mold. lots of mold. 'wait, is this a mushroom thing?'**builds house out of styrofoam and concrete *
eee! *crams berries into mouth*
*mnjamnjamn*
*scurries around the corner, comes back out wearing a tiny bowler hat and a fake moustache*
Hello, my name is Atem the rat. I am the chair-rat of the blueberry lovers' association :3
*Finnish rat-heart swells with approval*
Ah, the mighty wood. The best of materials. Provided you use stout logs, and not whatever flimsy twigs or element crap everyone wants to use nowadays.
*points at some robust timber wolves who are trying to huff and puff and blow down a log cabin next door, they are wheezing loudly and staggering around impotently*
*expects mold. lots of mold. 'wait, is this a mushroom thing?'*
Aha! I knew it. At, Em, the chair-rat of the blueberry lovers' association am so smart *nodnod*the mushroom grow and take care of the mold
Huhhh they are bound to pass out blowing that hard*Finnish rat-heart swells with approval*
Ah, the mighty wood. The best of materials. Provided you use stout logs, and not whatever flimsy twigs or element crap everyone wants to use nowadays.
*points at some robust timber wolves who are trying to huff and puff and blow down a log cabin next door, they are wheezing loudly and staggering around impotently*
*the owner of the log cabin, a giant finnish Eurasian Lynx, comes out of the cabin*Huhhh they are bound to pass out blowing that hard
*another wolf comes in with a flamwthrower*
Huh...what happen to red ridding hood?*the owner of the log cabin, a giant finnish Eurasian Lynx, comes out of the cabin*
*the wolf remembers that he was just about to deliver a basket of goodies to his grandmother's house, and leaves*
In prison. Arson. *shakes head sadly*Huh...what happen to red ridding hood?