Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Oh noes! :0

I believe Rat-chan is upset because they ran out of Cheesechan! :O

*gives CHANNED CEESE, I mean CANNED CHEESE*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa's while debating famaly things

B! *rat fingerguns*

 

[Kope]

But by whom?! Textsynth, solve this mystery!

Who spanked Izzy the fox on his diapered bottom? It was none other than John Lennon — in a photograph taken by an amateur photographer, the New York Daily News reported.
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*GASP*

Hahaha
A very nice sona idea there :3
But while a chitinous carapace would nicely protect from damage, it would remove some of the tactile pleasure of brushing your fur against that of fellow rats in a huge ratpile. I think I will just stay all fuzzy :3

Maybe be a good friend next time

 

[Izzy4895]

Diapers.

 

[Lenago]

Hats

 

[metatherat]

Diapers.

Dreamily.ai, GO!

"Diapers", said Izzy the fox, as he walked into their room. He had taken off his jacket and hat and was wearing a pair of black pyjamas, his face looked like a pouty child. His fur was still wet from swimming in the pool, and the hair stuck out in all directions. He wore a bright yellow tie around his neck with the word "diaper" across it.

 

[Fcomega121]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAY, @TR273
Here is your mousey self as a feral, haha
Hope I got the fur pattern right :3

Adorable!!! uwu
your drawingns are so cute meta <3

Diapers.

Hats

Dinosauwurs

 

[metatherat]

Hats

Potion belts

Adorable!!! uwu
your drawingns are so cute meta <3

Aw, thanks :3
"TR as a Feral". metatherat. 2021. Crappiest colored pencils on the planet on the back of an old package arrival notice.

 

[Guifrog]

Diapers.

Hats

Dinosauwurs

Potion belts

Blueberries

 

[Lenago]

Blueberries

Yuck

 

[Guifrog]

Yuck

*pulls your hat down, trapping your face in it*

 

[TR273]

Potion belts

Aw, thanks :3
"TR as a Feral". metatherat. 2021. Crappiest colored pencils on the planet on the back of an old package arrival notice.

Still better than the stuff in the Tate Modern

 

[Lenago]

*pulls your hat down, trapping your face in it*

Ahmph hummph humph!!

*tries pulling the hat out*

 

[TR273]

Ahmph hummph humph!!

*tries pulling the hat out*

*Is ready with a pair of bunny ears if you manage it*

 

[Lenago]

*Is ready with a pair of bunny ears if you manage it*

*pulls head off the hat with a pair of playboy bunny ears on my head*

How did this get here??

*takes them off*

 

[metatherat]

*pulls head off the hat with a pair of playboy bunny ears on my head*

How did this get here??

*takes them off*

*gives BUNNY TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Lenago]

*gives BUNNY TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*dodges* eekkk

 

[metatherat]

*dodges* eekkk

I was just offering
In the rat language, "eekkk" means "stop".
Jeez, fine. *stands still*

 

[TR273]

*pulls head off the hat with a pair of playboy bunny ears on my head*

How did this get here??

*takes them off*

*Grabs them and plonks them on her own head*

*They go nicely with the 'Only bowtie' outfit*

*Now looks affiliated with a certain 'Gentleman's publication'.*

 

[Izzy4895]

*Finds a horribly misspelled BOD FOX ad in a newspaper.*

 

[TR273]

*Finds a horribly misspelled BOD FOX ad in a newspaper.*

*Tries to figure out if 'Orgasmich lice' is a claim or a misspelling of 'Organic Rice'*

 

[Izzy4895]

*Tries to figure out if 'Orgasmich lice' is a claim or a misspelling of 'Organic Rice'*

I once used a BOD FOX microwave. It did manage to cook my food…by setting it on fire!

 

[metatherat]

*Finds a horribly misspelled BOD FOX ad in a newspaper.*

The horribly misspelled BOD FOX ad in the newspaper said: "To be taken home, please come and visit us".
There was a small photograph attached to the bottom right of the page. It showed a young woman standing next to what looked like an old man. They appeared to be hugging each other and had one arm draped across each of their shoulders.
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An Uber-type service?

 

[Borophagus Metropolis]

I once used a BOD FOX microwave. It did manage to cook my food…by setting it on fire!

I can cook your food by sitting on it.

 

[Izzy4895]

I can cook your food by sitting on it.

After I have warmed up your rear-end by thoroughly spanking it?

 

[Lenago]

*Grabs them and plonks them on her own head*

*They go nicely with the 'Only bowtie' outfit*

*Now looks affiliated with a certain 'Gentleman's publication'.*

*bblushes and covers my eyes*

For heavens sake put a shirt on!!