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*writhes in agony*sprays coffee sent over this

*writhes in agony*sprays coffee sent over this
I SMEEL LIKE BUTT WATER~is motionless in 'it was probably nessacary '(spelling sorry)
character resists bad jokeI SMEEL LIKE BUTT WATER~
<_<character resists bad joke
Ohhh noice!drop this here in case anyone wanna check out this banger
hmmmmm, I've been thinkingOhhh noice!
Ohh what kind of that then?hmmmmm, I've been thinking
what if I also have a hat to pair up with you like a hat duo, hehe
but not another top hat
it's a secret, but I'm almost done with the picOhh what kind of that then?
Looks great!![]()
cone hat !
Thanks !Looks great!
*lifts rim of hat**is inside my hat cleaning and singing *
.....from the darkness
comes the nightmare
Born to swallow up the light
The miracle of shadow rising
All that matters now colliding
Angels cry on wings of blood
Rain down the tears to bring the flood
And as corruption takes your heroes
Everything will fall to Zero...
Dusty dusty dusty
May I suggest the weapon of the true hero, the noble RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION? :3Thanks !
I actually drew this pic a while ago, wanting to give him some sort of monk/samurai vibe, but later had some problems deciding what weapons I'd wanna give him
Until I just went, no weapon, unarmed instead
*lunges into the thread*
nnngyeeehhhh
*lands on all four feet*
Hi! Ratwork of the day is done!
*lifts rim of hat*
*peeks in*
Actually, it won't. Ninkilim, Lord Rodent, would not permit that sort of thing.
*thinks*.... well, unless Zero has huge and unguarded pantries or crop fields all over the place. Then perhaps :3
*pig squeels and cow sounds can be heard from my hat*
JACOB! how many times must i tell you, Bootsy's tail is not a licorish!
*looks at the man*![]()
Jacob: "Back off. I know what I am doing. I am a professional"
*resumes licking Bootsy's tail*
*makes ugly faces in front of you while you can't see me with the large hat*![]()
cone hat !
*observes vulnerable hat emitting cow, pig and cat noises in the open**pig squeels and cow sounds can be heard from my hat*
JACOB! how many times must i tell you, Bootsy's tail is not a licorish!
*from inside the hat**observes vulnerable hat emitting cow, pig and cat noises in the open*
What in the cauliflower... Hey hat, can you do frog noises too?
*he introduces himself as Jacob Taylor, and says that he is on a mission of intergalactic importance**looks at the man*
Ok question time:
Who are you?
How did you get here?
WHY are you here?
Were is my pig Jacob?
And why are you licking my cow's tail,?
Wh- Is there such a frog species that goes puk puk buKAAAAK?! *genuinely intrigued face**from inside the hat*
Is that frog boy?
Do i look like i have frogs in here *chicken sounds can be heard from my hat*
*eats the cauliflower**observes vulnerable hat emitting cow, pig and cat noises in the open*
What in the cauliflower... Hey hat, can you do frog noises too?
Is there such a frog species that goes puk puk buKAAAAK?!Wh- Is there such a frog species that goes puk puk buKAAAAK?! *genuinely intrigued face*
No, I mean, I've heard frogs sound like all sorts of things. Which swamp does the chicken-frog come from, though?!