Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

*eats the cauliflower*

Is there such a frog species that goes puk puk buKAAAAK?!

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Thanks, Textsynth, very illuminating

*jumps after hearing the frantic robotic cackling*
Did my BREATH intoxicate you?! *licks self to make sure* Bzzz... bzzzzug

 

[Lenago]

Wh- Is there such a frog species that goes puk puk buKAAAAK?! *genuinely intrigued face*
No, I mean, I've heard frogs sound like all sorts of things. Which swamp does the chicken-frog come from, though?!

*Pokes head from the hat* what chicken frog! Its me cleaning my hat ya blue jumping jellybean

 

[Guifrog]

*Pokes head from the hat* what chicken frog! Its me cleaning my hat ya blue jumping jellybean

*blinks at your head*
*instant urge to poke it back inside ensues* (I have this IRL with little critters when their head alone comes out from pipes and pretty much all sorts of holes)
Ohh, hey dude!! You're an amazing animal impersonator, now would you mind... for a second *attempts pushing your face back in*

 

[Lenago]

*blinks at your head*
*instant urge to poke it back inside ensues* (I have this IRL with little critters when their head alone comes out from pipes and pretty much all sorts of holes)
Ohh, hey dude!! You're an amazing animal impersonator, now would you mind... for a second *attempts pulling your face back in*

Hey what ya think you are doing?

*gets pushes back inside* hoy hey watch the ears!

 

[Guifrog]

Hey what ya think you are doing?

*gets pushes back inside* hoy hey watch the ears!

*looks up inquisitively as if searching for a response from my jelly brain, fails, then looks back at you*
Beats me. But I can't resist *as your nose is the last thing outside the hat, I boop it in with the palm*

 

[Guifrog]

(Seriously, don't you peeps have this urge too? Besides, I find it the cutest thing)

 

[metatherat]

(I have this IRL with little critters when their head alone comes out from pipes and pretty much all sorts of holes)

*pokes head out of a rat-hole*

(rats are experts at the cautious headpeek) :3

 

[Lenago]

*looks up inquisitively as if searching for a response from my jelly brain, fails, then looks back at you*
Beats me. But I can't resist *as your nose is the last thing outside the hat, I boop it in with the palm*

*the top my hat flips open and shoots me out like a cannon*

AAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkk!!!!

 

[metatherat]

*the top my hat flips open and shoots me out like a cannon*

AAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkk!!!!

*throws TRAMAPOLINE! TRAMPAPOLINE!! POTION*

 

[Lenago]

*throws TRAMAPOLINE! TRAMPAPOLINE!! POTION*

(Ha! Got the simpsons reference)
*falls on the trampoline and gets shot back up again*

I AM GOING TO BE SICK!!!

 

[Guifrog]

*pokes head out of a rat-hole*

(rats are experts at the cautious headpeek) :3

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *poke*

(Ha! Got the simpsons reference)
*falls on the trampoline and gets shot back up again*

I AM GOING TO BE SICK!!!

*Superman appears and catches you*
*UFO comes along, and so do the zeta beams going PEW PEW at you two*
*LOoOoOoOts of dodging while flying ensue*

 

[metatherat]

(Ha! Got the simpsons reference)
*falls on the trampoline and gets shot back up again*

I AM GOING TO BE SICK!!!

Must act fast! >:I
*throws HEALTHCARE POTION*

 

[Lenago]

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *poke*

*Superman appears and catches you*
*UFO comes along, and so do the zeta beams going PEW PEW at you two*
*LOoOoOoOts of dodging while flying ensue*

*i turn green with all the dodging and spinning,placing my hands on my lips*

Urrp...i dont feel so good...

 

[metatherat]

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *poke*

*is pokenated back into the hole*
Hoi! I was trying to survey my surroundings
*snuffly rat-nose pokes out*

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *poke*

*Superman appears and catches you*
*UFO comes along, and so do the zeta beams going PEW PEW at you two*
*LOoOoOoOts of dodging while flying ensue*

Welp...

*i turn green with all the dodging and spinning,placing my hands on my lips*

Urrp...i dont feel so good...

Oop. He's even sicker :O
*throws EUROPEAN HEALTHCARE POTION*

 

[Lenago]

Must act fast! >:I
*throws HEALTHCARE POTION*

*i just hits my face*

Ow my nose!!

*meenwhile my hat on the ground*

 

[Shyy]

*sidesteps away from hat, as it hits the ground* lovely. Now, it's raining tophats and party streamers. *looks up, not sure of what to expect next*

 

[Lenago]

*sidesteps away from hat, as it hits the ground* lovely. Now, it's raining tophats and party streamers. *looks up, not sure of what to expect next*

*you see Superman holding on to a green faced fox who is trying not to throw up, while dodging lasers from a UFO *

 

[Shyy]

*cues up, plays "Welcome to the Tea Party", dances as watches flying green fox and pajama man*

 

[metatherat]

*i just hits my face*

Ow my nose!!

*meenwhile my hat on the ground*

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hmmm...
*experimentally puts a rock on the hat*
*throws another HEALTHCARE POTION*

 

[Guifrog]

*is pokenated back into the hole*
Hoi! I was trying to survey my surroundings
*snuffly rat-nose pokes out*

Heehee sowwy pal
That's interesting though, can you see things from your nose?

*i just hits my face*

Ow my nose!!

*meenwhile my hat on the ground*

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*watches you through binoculars and drinking soda from a straw, then suddenly hears and sees the hat throwing confetti*

How...?
Is that the power of 5G?!

 

[Lenago]

hmmm...
*experimentally puts a rock on the hat*
*throws another HEALTHCARE POTION*

*the same happens only this time my hat shots the rock high in the air*

OW MY EYE!!

 

[PC Master Race]

*makes ugly faces in front of you while you can't see me with the large hat*

I saw that ! *bap your nose*

(How do you create that crystal-like texture in your armor/weapon stuff?)

Paint tool sai carries me, hehe

 

[metatherat]

Heehee sowwy pal
That's interesting though, can you see things from your nose?

I am utilizing.... *DRAMATIC PAUSE* the sense of SCENT!
*waves forelegs airily*

*the same happens only this time my hat shots the rock high in the air*

OW MY EYE!!

hmmm...
....*puts a bigger, heavier rock on the hat*
*throws HEALTHCARE POTION*

 

[Fcomega121]

Good day everyone *yawns and drinks a cup of coffee

*The echoes of this morning's words jump into me*

Oh!?
Goid day my cute fox!

*Watches you flying around launching rocks from your hat*

Deear! If you wanted to make a catapult there are Easier waaayuysss!!!

Waves, drinks hot chocolate*

*Smells the choco and floats in the air*

Hmmmm!!!
Hot chocolate! ^w^

You got some left fren?
Or right if that's the case?

Jacob: "Back off. I know what I am doing. I am a professional"
*resumes licking Bootsy's tail*

*looks at the man*
Ok question time:

Who are you?
How did you get here?
WHY are you here?
Were is my pig Jacob?
And why are you licking my cow's tail,?

(Dear godness hahahaha this is my favorite out of context moment now! XD)

(Seriously, don't you peeps have this urge too? Besides, I find it the cutest thing)

(Dawww cutie!!!
Well I want to boop them! Not exactly poke it back... At all 'w')

 

[Guifrog]

I saw that ! *bap your nose*

*is launched towards the UFO chasing Len and Superman with the bap, making it spiral out of control, and both me and the UFO fall into a pond*

*an alien figure emerges, then a blue frog one, and the alien glares at me as I rub my nose*
Ow... h-hey, sorry for your pizza-like-vehicle... I didn't mean to- *the alien shoves its pistol into my mouth as I speak, pulls the trigger, and nothing happens*
*I shrug*
Not waterpwoof?
*the alien swims away buffing and mumbling in anger, looking for his spaceship*