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Predators and Prey

metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Guifrog said:
Heh, alright. You stay on top of FC's belly, FC's belly stays on top of my butt, and I stay on top of you.
...I mean. You on my head, my head on FC's belly, FC's belly on top of you. Yes, I'm sure that will work!
*meanwhile, my neurons linked to spatial reasoning are having a very festive party like they don't care, with grape juice and confetti*
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Sounds appropriately ratty! *twists rat-spine into non-euclidean shapes*
 
Lenago

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Guifrog said:
Heh, alright. You stay on top of FC's belly, FC's belly stays on top of my butt, and I stay on top of you.
...I mean. You on my head, my head on FC's belly, FC's belly on top of you. Yes, I'm sure that will work!
*meanwhile, my neurons linked to spatial reasoning are having a very festive party like they don't care*
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*stares at what you are doing*
.........ehhh....whats up....doc?
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
lenago said:
*stares at what you are doing*
.........ehhh....whats up....doc?
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*while spiraled into whatever with FC and Meta*
I'm... We're doing performance art! We're an amorphous sculpture. See how we're on top of each other, and below each other at the same time? Do you understand what this means? Me neither, but it feels cozy and can get even cozier with more people, if you wanna join the pile~
 
Lenago

Lenago

Top hatted fox
Guifrog said:
*while spiraled into whatever with FC and Meta*
I'm... We're doing performance art! We're an amorphous sculpture. See how we're on top of each other, and below each other at the same time? Do you understand what this means? Me neither, but it feels cozy and can get even cozier with more people, if you wanna join the pile~
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...ooookkk....*walks away without saying another word*
 
Erix

Erix

>‿‿◕
Guifrog said:
Heh, alright. You stay on top of FC's belly, FC's belly stays on top of my butt, and I stay on top of you.
...I mean. You on my head, my head on FC's belly, FC's belly on top of you. Yes, I'm sure that will work!
*meanwhile, my neurons linked to spatial reasoning are having a very festive party like they don't care*
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Alright so I just hopped into this thread to see what was up and I see this...

....

I think that’s enough FAF for one day xd
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
(On another note, my heart's molten from this video featuring my favorite YouTubers, Julia and her father Tex, as they celebrate 1 trillion Minecraft views on YouTube with other youtubers. I just find the interactions between this particular family of players - which also includes Julia's mom/Tex's spouse, Cris - to be the most wholesome thing in every video I see from them)
 
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metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
lenago said:
*stares at what you are doing*
.........ehhh....whats up....doc?
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*twisted into a helix*
doctor, help. :3
Guifrog said:
*while spiraled into whatever with FC and Meta*
I'm... We're doing performance art! We're an amorphous sculpture. See how we're on top of each other, and below each other at the same time? Do you understand what this means? Me neither, but it feels cozy and can get even cozier with more people, if you wanna join the pile~
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The name of this piece is "tingly snuggles" :3
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Guifrog said:
*muffled in the crazy pile, attempts to hop towards you bringing everyone with me*
Ari, is that you?
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OH NO NOT YOU!!

*runs around screaming*
 
Guifrog

Guifrog

Blue frog
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
ssaannttoo said:
Many pages have elapsed since my last egress. Good times I hope you had.
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*waves a lot with a rat-hand that pokes out of the performative furry art piece*
Borophagus Metropolis said:
Someone please kill me. I will pay you.
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Sorry. We rats don't believe in working for money. I'll just cling to your leg lovingly and spatially weirdly instead :3
*helical cling*

Also I'm in an AI mood. Textsynth! Generate text!

Football Club Omega had a problem: money. Luckily, Meta the rat had a potion that could solve the problem: the potion of success. The potion made people do anything the rats wanted, and it would make the club incredibly rich. After he made the potion, Meta took the secret formula to the Royal Mint, where he sold it to the king. The king took the potion, and when he drank it he went on a rampage and massacred his people.
@Fcomega121
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Ok, was not expecting that.... I am reasonably sure the rampage was just a coincidence.... :O
 
ssaannttoo

ssaannttoo

Joy Boi
Guifrog said:
What??? *chases amorphously* I'm not sentient whipped cream if that's what you're seeing!!
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*stops in my tracks, screeching to a halt*

.....

*dips a finger into you and licks it*

Hmm, you aren't..
 
Lenago

Lenago

Top hatted fox
metatherat said:
*waves a lot with a rat-hand that pokes out of the performative furry art piece*

Sorry. We rats don't believe in working for money. I'll just cling to your leg lovingly and spatially weirdly instead :3
*helical cling*

Also I'm in an AI mood. Textsynth! Generate text!

Football Club Omega had a problem: money. Luckily, Meta the rat had a potion that could solve the problem: the potion of success. The potion made people do anything the rats wanted, and it would make the club incredibly rich. After he made the potion, Meta took the secret formula to the Royal Mint, where he sold it to the king. The king took the potion, and when he drank it he went on a rampage and massacred his people.
@Fcomega121
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Ok, was not expecting that.... I am reasonably sure the rampage was just a coincidence.... :O
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There~ my new iron house is done and totaly safe!

*the king goes on a total rampage and wrecks my iron house before leaving*

.......sometimes i wonder why i get up in the morning.....
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
lenago said:
There~ my new iron house is done and totaly safe!

*the king goes on a total rampage and wrecks my iron house before leaving*

.......sometimes i wonder why i get up in the morning.....
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Hmm... maybe you should just go for the vermin lifestyle. It's fun, and we've got yogurt! *rat fingerguns*
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
lenago said:
I am a fox not a vermin and anoth-.......is that my yogurt...
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No, it's random yogurt we just found lying around. In your pantry! *rat-wink*
Borophagus Metropolis said:
Anyone want some blood sausage?
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Was this blood extracted from nice vegetables in a non-predatory fashion? :3
metatherat said:
Ok, was not expecting that.... I am reasonably sure the rampage was just a coincidence.... :O
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Also, no worries, I can fix this mess:

Meta the rat calmed down the rampaging king and healed all the injured people with an alchemical invention: the ‘Rat’s Toothpaste’, which turned them all into normal (but cute) rats. Rat’s Toothpaste also worked on the evil rat monsters as the rat monsters were turned into normal (but cute) rats.

In short, it was an alchemical miracle.
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I think the AIs have been spying on this thread again. :p
 
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