Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

Aww.... Oh, okay. Here you go >:3
*gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* :3

 

[Lenago]

I don't have any, but...

*Gives DRAGON GULCH COMMERCIAL-GRADE "WINE"*

*Gives SAFETY GOGGLES*

*Gives LIABILITY WAIVER*

*Gives BURN FIRST AID KIT*

Wait wha- *the wine falls on my mouth and i fall on my back chugging on it*

Ohhh good j-job hic...nowww . Look whath you just hic...did

 

[TR273]

Reanimawlized?

IM STILL THE SIZE OF A TEACUP!


Hoy!! Let go! Hahahaha!! STOP THAT TICKLES!!

Humph! Just give me a fox transformation potion

I haven't got any either.
*Gives a nice cup of tea*

 

[metatherat]

Wait wha- *the wine falls on my mouth and i fall on my back chugging on it*

Ohhh good j-job hic...nowww . Look whath you just hic...did

Eep. You need to take it slow, you get drunk really easily as a rat :O
I'll go get the aspirin....

 

[Izzy4895]

Eeekk wait a minute!!

*transforms*
....
.........meta...when i return to back a fox, I swear to the hat havens, i WILL turn you into a rat pie

Rat pie? That’s a classic prank. Some rats will eat through a part of the pie and then hollow it out by eating the filling. They then hide inside and wait for someone to take the pie home with them. In fact, it’s a great way to get into a pantry later.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Wait wha- *the wine falls on my mouth and i fall on my back chugging on it*

Ohhh good j-job hic...nowww . Look whath you just hic...did

I didn't do anything. The liability waiver said so.

 

[Izzy4895]

Has @lenago tried the RAT VACATION PACKAGE?

 

[Lenago]

I haven't got any either.
*Gives a nice cup of tea*
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Ohhh hang that -hic-, tea in the -hic- laundry mat yahhh maid pirate maid

Eep. You need to take it slow, you get drunk really easily as a rat :O
I'll go get the aspirin....

I am not HIC drunk! Ok?!
I just hic fall on some grape juice

*wobbles around*

 

[metatherat]

Rat pie? That’s a classic prank. Some rats will eat through a part of the pie and then hollow it out by eating the filling. They then hide inside and wait for someone to take the pie home with them. In fact, it’s a great way to get into a pantry later.

Yesyes, very ratty. Similar pranks include "rat soup", "rat noodles" and the sublime "rat kalakukko" *rat fingerguns*

Has @lenago tried the RAT VACATION PACKAGE?

Ooo! He has not! He totally should! @lenago, here, here, please take it! *gives VOUCHER FOR RAT VACATION PACKAGE*
It comes with a continental scavenged breakfast :3

 

[Lenago]

Yesyes, very ratty. Similar pranks include "rat soup", "rat noodles" and the sublime "rat kalakukko" *rat fingerguns*

Ooo! He has not! He totally should! @lenago, here, here, please take it! *gives VOUCHER FOR RAT VACATION PACKAGE*
It comes with a continental scavenged breakfast :3

Eehhh ehhh i dont wont you dumb cat vacation... package...*hic*...sounds more hic, annoying then Caillu..."I'm Caillu~" ahhh who cares!?

*wobbles a bit more*

 

[metatherat]

Eehhh ehhh i dont wont you dumb cat vacation... package...*hic*...sounds more hic, annoying then Caillu..."I'm Caillu~" ahhh who cares!?

*wobbles a bit more*

No, not cat vacation, a rat vacation! I don't even know what a cat vacation would be like. I assume you'd get put in a cage with a bunch of cats, and they would tease you and pin you against the floor with their big strong paws and lick you relentlessly... and poke you with their claws and.... *trails off, stares into space*

 

[Lenago]

No, not cat vacation, a rat vacation! I don't even know what a cat vacation would be like. I assume you'd get put in a cage with a bunch of cats, and they would tease you and pin you against the floor with their big strong paws and lick you relentlessly... and poke you with their claws and.... *trails off, stares into space*

Ennth thats another thing *wobbles my hand in the air*

I...am a FOX...not a cat...you...you call me a cat! And it shows that YOU are drunk and not me...because i am not drunk...and i am not a cat...because hic...you are a cat....and you are drunk...so give me the car keys i am driving *flops down and snores*

 

[Fcomega121]

Reanimawlized?

IM STILL THE SIZE OF A TEACUP!

but.. you're an animawl again! ^w^

and fluffy!

Hoy!! Let go! Hahahaha!! STOP THAT TICKLES!!

Humph! Just give me a fox transformation potion

awww but you're so adorable!! >w<

Wait wha- *the wine falls on my mouth and i fall on my back chugging on it*

Ohhh good j-job hic...nowww . Look whath you just hic...did

aaaand now drunk again! xD

better prepare for the drunk party!

*flyieeeeesss and retuuuuirnns with a lot of tiny party hats and whiney browneis*

 

[metatherat]

Ennth thats another thing *wobbles my hand in the air*

I...am a FOX...not a cat...you...you call me a cat! And it shows that YOU are drunk and not me...because i am not drunk...and i am not a cat...because hic...you are a cat....and you are drunk...so give me the car keys i am driving *flops down and snores*

Yeah.... cats.... they sure are scary *stares dreamily into the air*
...what were we talking about? The car keys? Sure, yeah. *gives SCAVENGED CAR KEYS*

but.. you're an animawl again! ^w^

and fluffy!

He sure is! *clings to the ratty fluffy @lenago* :3
eee, ratpileeee~

*flyieeeeesss and retuuuuirnns with a lot of tiny party hats and whiney browneis*

I can't reach the brownies. I am snuggling with a fellow rat. Can you feed me, please? *opens mouth wide*

 

[Lenago]

Yeah.... cats.... they sure are scary *stares dreamily into the air*
...what were we talking about? The car keys? Sure, yeah. *gives SCAVENGED CAR KEYS*

He sure is! *clings to the ratty fluffy @lenago* :3
eee, ratpileeee~

I can't reach the brownies. I am snuggling with a fellow rat. Can you feed me, please? *opens mouth wide*

*is just snoring and drooling on the floor*

 

[Fcomega121]

Yeah.... cats.... they sure are scary *stares dreamily into the air*
...what were we talking about? The car keys? Sure, yeah. *gives SCAVENGED CAR KEYS*

wait is that car, rat sized? 0w0
or is a rat car sized as a cat?

or maybe a bat that looks as a cat but smeels like a rat but exists as a car?

He sure is! *clings to the ratty fluffy @lenago* :3
eee, ratpileeee~

Eeeeee! <3

*hugs you all softly*

I can't reach the brownies. I am snuggling with a fellow rat. Can you feed me, please? *opens mouth wide*

ooh! of course fren! excumes se :>

*paws you some whined brownies from a popular mini-crossaint-mexican brand (literally, those exist! hahaha they made me a bit drowsy with the alcohol content XD)*

 

[Fcomega121]

*is just snoring and drooling on the floor*

awwwww <3

*covers you with a cute mini top hatted-print blanket* ^w^
sleep well <3

 

[metatherat]

*is just snoring and drooling on the floor*

*licks and sniffs you while clinging to you*
mm... fellow rat <3

wait is that car, rat sized? 0w0
or is a rat car sized as a cat?

or maybe a bat that looks as a cat but smeels like a rat but exists as a car?

I dunno. The keys were just lying there in an alleyway :3

ooh! of course fren! excumes se :>

*paws you some whined brownies from a popular mini-crossaint-mexican brand (literally, those exist! hahaha they made me a bit drowsy with the alcohol content XD)*

omnomnom! *eats straight from your paw*
*licks your paw clean with the rat-tongue (it tickles a little)*

 

[Thrashy]

*peeks in*

Been a while since I've posted here ^^

*leaves beer for the PvP community *

 

[Izzy4895]

*peeks in*

Been a while since I've posted here ^^

*leaves beer for the PvP community *

Do rats ever get into the brewery?

 

[Thrashy]

Do rats ever get into the brewery?

No, the food inspection wouldn't like that!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*peeks in*

Been a while since I've posted here ^^

*leaves beer for the PvP community *

*Takes BEER*

*Leaves "WINE"*

*Also leaves ABUNDANCE OF CORKS*

 

[Thrashy]

*Also leaves ABUNDANCE OF CORKS*

 

[Izzy4895]

*Eats more Frisky Fries.*

 

[DRGN Juno]

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