Predators and Prey

[PC Master Race]

*you try but fail*
*I keep grooming and the rat-fur has never looked smoother*

Welp, you gave me no choice
*kidnap the rat and sit you in electric chair to mess up your fur*

 

[Arishipshape]

No... like! Purchased. Bought. You're name is literally written on the box! Happy holidays!

Hmm… something tells me it’s booby trapped. Perhaps it’s the “mischief” aspect? Regardless, I respectfully decline, but thank you anyways.

 

[PC Master Race]

No... like! Purchased. Bought. You're name is literally written on the box! Happy holidays!

This has "red flag" written all over it, worse than assassination attempts at celebreties

 

[metatherat]

Rat-turous?~

Yes, and ex...qratuisite :3

enters...
tireds...
probably sleepytimes

Haii :3
*clings*
samesies :3

That sounds somehow less preferable than a full rat transformation.

Oh?! You want full rat transformation?! That is also very acceptable!
*starts throwing RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS*

Welp, you gave me no choice
*kidnap the rat and sit you in electric chair to mess up your fur*

*the scraggly fur makes me look dangerous and rebellious, I will get all the bucks now*

 

[PC Master Race]

*the scraggly fur makes me look dangerous and rebellious, I will get all the bucks now*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Hmm… something tells me it’s booby trapped. Perhaps it’s the “mischief” aspect? Regardless, I respectfully decline, but thank you anyways.

But I went through all the trouble of gift wrapping it! Fine! *humph* more for me.

*tears off bow and paper revealing a box of chocolate truffles.. which I pop open and start to eat. *

 

[metatherat]

Okay, I get all the bucks save one.

Welp, it's time fur me to sleep :3
until tomorrow, fellowfurs, stay snuggly :3
*snuggles up to @lenago the rat*

zzzz <3

 

[Arishipshape]

Oh?! You want full rat transformation?! That is also very acceptable!
*starts throwing RAT TRANSFORMATION POTIONS*

 

[Arishipshape]

But I went through all the trouble of gift wrapping it! Fine! *humph* more for me.

*tears off bow and paper revealing a box of chocolate truffles.. which I pop open and start to eat. *

 

[Guifrog]

That sounds somehow less preferable than a full rat transformation.

*suspects you are wondering things that might not be in my interest*
How hallucinogenic are you today?

Judging by the visions of talking mugs with Len's voice and Franz's head pooping rainbows I've had today at PaP land, I'm guessing reasonably hallucinogenic, hun. Wanna give it a try? :>

 

[PC Master Race]

Judging by the visions of talking mugs with Len's voice and Franz's head pooping rainbows I've had today at PaP land, I'm guessing reasonably hallucinogenic, hun. Wanna give it a try? :>

Alright time for your wake-up call

 

[Arishipshape]

Judging by the visions of talking mugs with Len's voice and Franz's head pooping rainbows I've had today at PaP land, I'm guessing reasonably hallucinogenic, hun. Wanna give it a try? :>

No thank you. *takes a cartoonishly massive step back*

 

[DRGN Juno]

No thank you. *takes a cartoonishly massive step back*

*Sniff sniff*

*Gentle playful leg chomp*

 

[Arishipshape]

*Sniff sniff*

*Gentle playful leg chomp*

*armors up*

Back, fiend! I’m not doing any more TF shenanigans! *waves sword in your general direction, clutches shield ready to defend legs*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*armors up*

Back, fiend! I’m not doing any more TF shenanigans! *waves sword in your general direction, clutches shield ready to defend legs*

Aww yiss, it's CRONCH TIME

*CRONCH*

 

[PC Master Race]

*armors up*

Back, fiend! I’m not doing any more TF shenanigans! *waves sword in your general direction, clutches shield ready to defend legs*

What have you been TF'ed into, up until now

 

[PC Master Race]

Aww yiss, it's CRONCH TIME

*CRONCH*

*insert perfectly cut scream here*

 

[Arishipshape]

What have you been TF'ed into, up until now

By Jove, I’ve lost track at this point. I was originally human, so Glaceon is technically a TF, there were multiple incidents of rat-ness courtesy of Meta, that one time as a Brionne/Primarina thanks to Ben, that one time as a Braixen thanks to—

Aww yiss, it's CRONCH TIME

*CRONCH*

AAAAAA

My shield! Do you know how much iron those take to make?! Back! Back! *swings warhammer*

 

[Foxy Emy]

You are welcome to change your mind if you are hungry.

 

[Arishipshape]

You are welcome to change your mind if you are hungry.

I appreciate the offer, and will likely accept, but I am currently dueling DGRN Juno for possession of my limbs, so if you’ll excuse me—
*dodge rolls*

 

[Foxy Emy]

I'll shave yoo shome! *MUNCH*

 

[Arishipshape]

I'll shave yoo shome! *MUNCH*

S-slow down! *dodge, warhammer swing*

 

[PC Master Race]

*waves sword in your general direction, clutches shield ready to defend legs*

My shield! Do you know how much iron those take to make?! Back! Back! *swings warhammer*

I got just the thing ! Or two !

Have at em !

 

[Arishipshape]

I got just the thing ! Or two !

Have at em !

*grabs sword*

By *grunt* Jove, that’s slightly heavier than my usual weaponry choice— *takes a swing at @DRGN Juno*

 

[DRGN Juno]

AAAA

My shield! Do you know how much iron those take to make?! Back! Back! *swings warhammer*

Ooo, free appetizer!

*Monches the warhammer*