Predators and Prey

[Foxy Emy]

Funny, I’ve never heard these legends… is it like the Master Sword, reincarnating every generation?

I don't know of any Master Sword... but this is the Master Whip! And the Switchian Collar.

 

[Arishipshape]

Ooh!
Do you have chocolates?

No. I have a chocolate. Singular.

I don't know of any Master Sword... but this is the Master Whip! And the Switchian Collar.

Why was it included as a free gift with mischief chocolates? Shouldn’t they be enshrined in a temple?

 

[TR273]

No. I have a chocolate. Singular.

Fair enough....
*Points into the distance*
Isn't that a seller of legendary swords?

Why was it included as a free gift with mischief chocolates? Shouldn’t they be enshrined in a temple?

....reasons....

 

[Arishipshape]

Fair enough....
*Points into the distance*
Isn't that a seller of legendary swords?

Ooh! I have proficiency in swords usage!

....reasons....

*doesn’t hear, is eagerly haggling for legendary blades*

 

[Foxy Emy]

No. I have a chocolate. Singular.

Why was it included as a free gift with mischief chocolates? Shouldn’t they be enshrined in a temple?

I don't know! Fate works in mysterious ways! Maybe they found their way to you?

 

[TR273]

Ooh! I have proficiency in swords usage!

*doesn’t hear, is eagerly haggling for legendary blades*

*While you are distracted, her tongue shoots out at a speed and length to do @Guifrog proud and 'slurp' the chocolate is gone.*

 

[Arishipshape]

*While you are distracted, her tongue shoots out at a speed and length to do @Guifrog proud and 'slurp' the chocolate is gone.*

*returns*
They were all knock-offs anyways. At least I have my consolation chocolate—
;w;

 

[TR273]

*returns*
They were all knock-offs anyways. At least I have my consolation chocolate—
;w;

*Projects innocence*

 

[Foxy Emy]

*While you are distracted, her tongue shoots out at a speed and length to do @Guifrog proud and 'slurp' the chocolate is gone.*

Well now I know how you manage to maintain so many girlfriends.

GAHHH! I can't believe I made that joke! Mom! Your sense of humor is growing on me!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Projects innocence*

I seem to have misplaced a chocolate, have you seen it?

Well now I know how you manage to maintain so many girlfriends.

GAHHH! I can't believe I made that joke! Mom! Your sense of humor is growing on me!

*visible confusion*

 

[TR273]

Well now I know how you manage to maintain so many girlfriends.

GAHHH! I can't believe I made that joke! Mom! Your sense of humor is growing on me!

*Projects MOAR innocence*


*Gives you the fingerguns when no-one is looking*

 

[TR273]

I seem to have misplaced a chocolate, have you seen it?

*Thinking fast*
It was stolen!

 

[Arishipshape]

*Thinking fast*
It was stolen!

By Jove! Who would do such an unscrupulous thing?

*suspects Meta*

 

[Foxy Emy]

I seem to have misplaced a chocolate, have you seen it?

*visible confusion*

Maybe the legendary items are for me! *attempts to put collar on and appears to wrestle to snap it shut.*

It is like it shrunk so I couldn't wear it! ;w;

 

[Arishipshape]

Maybe the legendary items are for me! *attempts to put collar on and appears to wrestle to snap it shut.*

It is like it shrunk so I couldn't wear it! ;w;

Hmm, a glass-slipper-esque deal? Let me try.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Hmm, a glass-slipper-sequel deal? Let me try.

*it fits perfectly*


Do... you feel any different?

 

[TR273]

By Jove! Who would do such an unscrupulous thing?

*suspects Meta*

Steally people!
(I know that's not a word but for some reason it looks better with two 'l's')

It was two snails and a tortoise, don't know where they went though...it happened too quick.

 

[Arishipshape]

Steally people!
(I know that's not a word but for some reason it looks better with two 'l's')

It was two snails and a tortoise, don't know where they went though...it happened too quick.

Hmm. Must’ve been under the influence of potions of haste. I shall investigate for magic trails.

*sets holy cross to “vibrate near magic” mode and hunts for a trail*

*it fits perfectly*


Do... you feel any different?

I mean, not, really? It’s just really awkward, this isn’t my style—
*attempts to remove*

O_O

 

[Foxy Emy]

See! It's magic!

*sweats and thinks silently to self* This prank just went horribly wrong... I had no idea it was actually magic!

 

[Foxy Emy]

Here take the whip and let me get a photo!

This is a historical moment!

 

[Arishipshape]

See! It's magic!

*sweats and thinks silently to self* This prank just went horribly wrong... I had no idea it was actually magic!

Hmm, this is a bit of a pickle.
*pulls, tugs, bites, claws, leverages sword, nothing works*
I suppose I can’t say you were wrong.

Here take the whip and let me get a photo!

This is a historical moment!

Ohhh no, that whip’s probably cursed too!

 

[TR273]

See! It's magic!

*sweats and thinks silently to self* This prank just went horribly wrong... I had no idea it was actually magic!

Technically it should come off once you are..... finished with it....

 

[Arishipshape]

Technically it should come off once you are..... finished with it....

Hmm? You know of this curse? What’s the solution?

 

[TR273]

Hmm? You know of this curse? What’s the solution?

Well it's....
*Remembers who she is talking to*
....
.....how do you look in high collars?

 

[metatherat]

Funny, I’ve never heard these legends… is it like the Master Sword, reincarnating every generation?

*facepalms*
*gives you second-to-last chocolate*

Eeee! *crams it to mouth with both forelegs*
*monchmonchmonch*

No. I have a chocolate. Singular.

Ee! A chocolate! May I have it? :3

*While you are distracted, her tongue shoots out at a speed and length to do @Guifrog proud and 'slurp' the chocolate is gone.*

So shellfish... I mean amphibian... :I

Hmm? You know of this curse? What’s the solution?

Rat transformation. *sagely nodnods*