Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Clearly not often enough.

*stews, can’t argue with that*

*Notes your 'Urban Dictionary' seems to have some gaps in it.*

Well I haven’t read it cover to cover, I reference it when things are confusing.

You do however need to get yourself out of this pickle, and return my stuff!

You can have it. I will make no efforts to stop you from taking your stuff. I am in no way preventing you from reclaiming it. It is your stuff you might want to have a word with.

 

[Arishipshape]

Technically....
It is setup for the FxF configuration though...

Well that’s unfortunate. Guess you can’t extort me. Rest In Peace.

 

[TR273]

*stews, can’t argue with that*

Well I haven’t read it cover to cover, I reference it when things are confusing.

You can have it. I will make no efforts to stop you from taking your stuff. I am in no way preventing you from reclaiming it. It is your stuff you might want to have a word with.

Well.....
You could undertake a week long quest of adventure and pointless fetch quests, to gain experience and possibly lose dignity as part of an overreaching quest to remove the collar,
Or.....

 

[TR273]

Well that’s unfortunate. Guess you can’t extort me. Rest In Peace.

*Evil grin*

 

[Arishipshape]

Well.....
You could undertake a week long quest of adventure and pointless fetch quests, to gain experience and possibly lose dignity as part of an overreaching quest to remove the collar,
Or.....

Sit here, change no aspect of my life except for my shirt preferences, and wait for the problem to go away.

*Evil grin*

*pursed lips*
*suspicious glance*

 

[TR273]

Sit here, change no aspect of my life except for my shirt preferences, and wait for the problem to go away.

Sure, be an NPC.

*pursed lips*
*suspicious glance*

*Projects innocence*

 

[Arishipshape]

Sure, be an NPC.

Okay, quest it is.
Has anybody seen Kathleen recently?

*Projects innocence*

*projects disbelief*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Sure, be an NPC.

Or as I prefer, "snack sized."

 

[DRGN Juno]

*projects disbelief*

*Projects Mario Kart onto the side of PvP house*

 

[TR273]

Okay, quest it is.
Has anybody seen Kathleen recently?

I think she's tied up somewhere at the moment....

*projects disbelief*

*Shows 'Innocence License'*
(Even casual investigation shows it is a bus ticket with 'Innocence Licence' scrawled on it in pink marker ...one of the 'c's' is backwards)

 

[Arishipshape]

I think she's tied up somewhere at the moment....

A damsel in distress? Two quests in one! How perfect. Any ideas as to where?

 

[DRGN Juno]

I think she's tied up somewhere at the moment....

*Shows 'Innocence License'*
(Even casual investigation shows it is a bus ticket with 'Innocence Licence' scrawled on it in pink marker ...one of the 'c's' is backwards)

 

[TR273]

A damsel in distress? Two quests in one! How perfect. Any ideas as to where?

Conference Room J-47, Floor 6, Churchill Building, Imperial Space Fleet Headquarters, just outside London.
About 900 years into the future.
She's in a meeting with other Captains and flag rank officers, discussing fleet deployment for the next year. She is both bored and stressed at the same time.
Hence my plan to surprise her when she comes home on leave next week.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Conference Room J-47, Floor 6, Churchill Building, Imperial Space Fleet Headquarters, just outside London.
About 900 years into the future.
She's in a meeting with other Captains and flag rank officers, discussing fleet deployment for the next year. She is both bored and stressed at the same time.
Hence my plan to surprise her when she comes home on leave next week.

Awww that's sweet!

So how do we get Ari to the future? Haven't seen Selenelis for a while... heard she retired.

 

[Arishipshape]

Conference Room J-47, Floor 6, Churchill Building, Imperial Space Fleet Headquarters, just outside London.
About 900 years into the future.
She's in a meeting with other Captains and flag rank officers, discussing fleet deployment for the next year. She is both bored and stressed at the same time.
Hence my plan to surprise her when she comes home on leave next week.

Hmm, time machines are beyond my capabilities… unless I leave a message for her to find in the future—nah no way one endures so long… eh. Guess I’m time traveling the slow way to next week.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Hmm, time machines are beyond my capabilities… unless I leave a message for her to find in the future—nah no way one endures so long… eh. Guess I’m time traveling the slow way to next week.

I still have the quantum mischief machine but it is pretty finicky...


Oh! I know! I hear there is a psychic vampire living in an overgrow town near here! Maybe she can help you Astral project!

 

[Arishipshape]

I still have the quantum mischief machine but it is pretty finicky...


Oh! I know! I hear there is a psychic vampire living in an overgrow town near here! Maybe she can help you Astral project!

Sorry, me and vampires typically don’t get along super well. I vampire hunted part time before becoming a Knight, it somewhat influenced my weapon choices and magic access.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Sorry, me and vampires typically don’t get along super well. I vampire hunted part time before becoming a Knight, it somewhat influenced my weapon choices and magic access.

At the very least she might have an artifact you can stea.... errr... reclaim for glory.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hmm, time machines are beyond my capabilities… unless I leave a message for her to find in the future—nah no way one endures so long… eh. Guess I’m time traveling the slow way to next week.

Good news for you, I happen to have a time machine.

No, seriously.

 

[Foxy Emy]

Good news for you, I happen to have a time machine.

No, seriously.

I..... may have borrowed it to get parts for my device from the future a couple years ago and lost the keys...

 

[DRGN Juno]

I..... may have borrowed it to get parts for my device from the future a couple years ago and lost the keys...

No, not that one. The other one(s).

 

[Foxy Emy]

No, not that one. The other one(s).

Wait! You KNEW!

 

[Arishipshape]

At the very least she might have an artifact you can stea.... errr... reclaim for glory.

What kind of artifact?

Good news for you, I happen to have a time machine.

No, seriously.

Cap.

I..... may have borrowed it to get parts for my device from the future a couple years ago and lost the keys...

I knew it!

No, not that one. The other one(s).

O_O
I’m so confused

 

[DRGN Juno]

What kind of artifact?

Cap.

I knew it!

O_O
I’m so confused

*Slaps roof of MYSTERIOUS METAL CAPSULE*

This bad boy can fit so many temporal paradoxes in it.

 

[Foxy Emy]

What kind of artifact?

Idk I assume an Orb of Pondering.