Predators and Prey

[Guifrog]

@Guifrog! I found this on youtube and made a meme XD
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Mind=blown

 

[Lenago]

*spits out coffee sip*
What the *censored*?? Why does this occur to you?

Whats this of Ari having boobs?

 

[Foxy Emy]

*spits out coffee sip*
What the *censored*?? Why does this occur to you?

Was this a circumferential metaphorical joking reference to Ari's hypothetical boobs? If so, then yes, I will have all of the Ari's hypothetical boobs, thank you :3
If not, I will just have all of the fruit. *lunges at a juicy apple*

I'm not sure I understand? What do watermelons have to do with boobs and why is it relevant that Ari had boobs at one point? Or is acquiring them? IDK. But if you need some herbs to help you transition I can whip something up from my garden back at the castle.

 

[metatherat]

Whats this of Ari having boobs?

The possibility of hypothetical boobs was raised earlier, and @Arishipshape was looking at his breastplate wistfully as a result.

I, being a social expert, instantly understood this to mean that he longs for the female rat multiboob. *nodnod*

I'm not sure I understand? What do watermelons have to do with boobs and why is it relevant that Ari had boobs at one point? Or is acquiring them? IDK. But if you need some herbs to help you transition I can whip something up from my garden back at the castle.

Oh! That's convenient. You've got this, I am sure.
*takes the ingredients for FEMALE RAT TRANSFORMATION WITH EXTRA MULTIBOOB POTION out of the alembic*

 

[ben909]

hides from these potions

 

[metatherat]

hides from these potions

*whisker-detect*
*scent signal interpret....*
Ah! Don't worry. These potions do not generate hides. You are thinking of the SYNTHETIC ANIMAL HIDES POTION *nodnod*

 

[ben909]

*retreats to safe distance*

 

[metatherat]

*retreats to safe distance*

*eats the treats*

 

[Lenago]

The possibility of hypothetical boobs was raised earlier, and @Arishipshape was looking at his breastplate wistfully as a result.

I, being a social expert, instantly understood this to mean that he longs for the female rat multiboob. *nodnod*

Oh! That's convenient. You've got this, I am sure.
*takes the ingredients for FEMALE RAT TRANSFORMATION WITH EXTRA MULTIBOOB POTION out of the alembic*

So Ari got the booby prize

 

[Foxy Emy]

The possibility of hypothetical boobs was raised earlier, and @Arishipshape was looking at his breastplate wistfully as a result.

I, being a social expert, instantly understood this to mean that he longs for the female rat multiboob. *nodnod*

Oh! That's convenient. You've got this, I am sure.
*takes the ingredients for FEMALE RAT TRANSFORMATION WITH EXTRA MULTIBOOB POTION out of the alembic*

Oh? You are a social expert? Good... I'm afraid I have forgotten how to read the nonverbal cues of anyone who isn't a plant.

Yes... I have the ingredients for that but... I would use red clover flower harvested from a damp area just before summer as well as some powdered liquorice root instead of yogurt.

 

[metatherat]

Oh? You are a social expert? Good... I'm afraid I have forgotten how to read the nonverbal cues of anyone who isn't a plant.

Yes... I have the ingredients for that but... I would use red clover flower harvested from a damp area just before summer as well as some powdered liquorice root instead of yogurt.

....On second thought, I think I may have misinterpreted something. I'd better take the liquorice and the yogurt and eat them immediately, so that we do not accidentally do something that Ari wouldn't want us to do. *nodnod*
I can always brew him a potion later. From something less delicious *licks rat-muzzle* :3

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm not sure I understand? What do watermelons have to do with boobs and why is it relevant that Ari had boobs at one point? Or is acquiring them? IDK. But if you need some herbs to help you transition I can whip something up from my garden back at the castle.

Wh—who told you that?!

The possibility of hypothetical boobs was raised earlier, and @Arishipshape was looking at his breastplate wistfully as a result.

I, being a social expert, instantly understood this to mean that he longs for the female rat multiboob. *nodnod*

That was FEAR you buffoon!

 

[Arishipshape]

hides from these potions

*retreats to safe distance*

*joins you*

So Ari got the booby prize

*ice beams you*

 

[metatherat]

Wh—who told you that?!

That was FEAR you buffoon!

*mouth full of liquorice and yogurt*
mmmffghl? glglglglgl! *waves forelegs incomprehensibly*

 

[Fcomega121]

*joins you*

*ice beams you*

yo dude! that was a FRESH move! hahaha

 

[Arishipshape]

Whats this of Ari having boobs?

*removes breastplate*
Behold my entirely flat male chest, and weep as your fantasies of humiliation dissipate instantaneously. Same goes for everyone else. This has gone far enough!

yo dude! that was a FRESH move! hahaha

I can use it 10 times per long rest. Would you like to be number 3? If not, I recommend easing up on the puns.

*mouth full of liquorice and yogurt*
mmmffghl? glglglglgl! *waves forelegs incomprehensibly*

*glares*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Wh—who told you that?!

That was FEAR you buffoon!

Is that not why they were hypothetical? I apologize... I seem to be a bit out of touch with the social behavior of other animals.

 

[Arishipshape]

Is that not why they were hypothetical? I apologize... I seem to be a bit out of touch with the spcial behavior of other animals.

Yes it was hypo—I’m sorry, this is just, a bit of a sore spot for me, not really an “other animal” thing—wait, do most plants have long term memories? Can they be traumatized?

 

[Fcomega121]

*removes breastplate*
Behold my entirely flat male chest, and weep as your fantasies of humiliation dissipate instantaneously. Same goes for everyone else. This has gone far enough!

AAAAA he's chest bald!
*the sun shines on his ice chest in a cartoony spongebob way*

I can use it 10 times per long rest. Would you like to be number 3? If not, I recommend easing up on the puns.

woooow! ok ok! I'll cool down the puns right snow arikins! don't worry :3

 

[Arishipshape]

AAAAA he's chest bald!
*the sun shines on his ice chest in a cartoony spongebob way*


woooow! ok ok! I'll cool down the puns right snow arikins! don't worry :3

*dons chestplate
Ice Beams you*

 

[Foxy Emy]

Yes it was hypo—I’m sorry, this is just, a bit of a sore spot for me, not really an “other animal” thing—wait, do most plants have long term memories? Can they be traumatized?

Yes... but... the types if things that can traumatize a plant are a tad different than anthros.... with the rare exception of certain psychic mushrooms that share thoughts and feelings with their host.

 

[DRGN Juno]

*dons chestplate
Ice Beams you*

Ooo, crispy!

*CHOMP*

 

[Arishipshape]

Yes... but... the types if things that can traumatize a plant are a tad different than anthros.... with the rare exception of certain psychic mushrooms that share thoughts and feelings with their host.

I assume embarrassment and dysphoria don’t plague plants.

Ooo, crispy!

*CHOMP*

*wilhelm scream*
Leave me be, you draconic jerk!

 

[metatherat]

Welp, I need to try and sleep. Early shift tomorrow :3
Good night, fellowfurs :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Welp, I need to try and sleep. Early shift tomorrow :3
Good night, fellowfurs :3

Sleep well!